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just remembered when that Dracula BBC series dropped and the nun asked whatshisface in the asylum if he ever had sexual intercourse with Dracula, and everyone was like....ally ✨
December 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
just remembered when that Dracula BBC series dropped and the nun asked whatshisface in the asylum if he ever had sexual intercourse with Dracula, and everyone was like....ally ✨
I fell asleep shortly after the murder in WUDM and woke up for the last third-ish. My verdict was not quite as good as one, miles better than two, points deducted for what even I felt were gratuitous 'I can make references' references, and no stations of the cross that I could see??
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I fell asleep shortly after the murder in WUDM and woke up for the last third-ish. My verdict was not quite as good as one, miles better than two, points deducted for what even I felt were gratuitous 'I can make references' references, and no stations of the cross that I could see??
I still see tweets regularly making fun of bluesky earnestness but I will say that I have yet to see anyone on bluesksy think that nobody else has ever heard of notes on a scandal, so swings and roundabouts I guess.
December 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I still see tweets regularly making fun of bluesky earnestness but I will say that I have yet to see anyone on bluesksy think that nobody else has ever heard of notes on a scandal, so swings and roundabouts I guess.
A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox
I did a 'which Will from Hannibal are you' quiz from twitter and now I just have to remember not to swipe into this screenshot at the hairdressers I've never been to before when I'm displaying my bob collection
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I did a 'which Will from Hannibal are you' quiz from twitter and now I just have to remember not to swipe into this screenshot at the hairdressers I've never been to before when I'm displaying my bob collection
someone asked the secret santa group chat to make their wishlists and I think you're supposed to just choose a generic mix of chocolates and candles or whatever but I just want to lose an inch or so off my waist and also use my phone less, sooooo
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
someone asked the secret santa group chat to make their wishlists and I think you're supposed to just choose a generic mix of chocolates and candles or whatever but I just want to lose an inch or so off my waist and also use my phone less, sooooo
we watched tinsel town (the two-word 2025 film with kiefer sutherland I hadn't heard of, not the one-word 1999 murder satire I hadn't heard of) and we LOVED it. very silly, very easy to watch, the funny bits were genuinely funny, and the bad bits were nothing worse than jolty pacing and plot.
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
we watched tinsel town (the two-word 2025 film with kiefer sutherland I hadn't heard of, not the one-word 1999 murder satire I hadn't heard of) and we LOVED it. very silly, very easy to watch, the funny bits were genuinely funny, and the bad bits were nothing worse than jolty pacing and plot.
me when I'm watching the shitty brideshead remake
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
me when I'm watching the shitty brideshead remake
When you're too tired to get up and go for your usual lunchtime walk so you go into class to do a qigong video, and then settle for lying on the floor in the reading corner instead. #day2ofcovering
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When you're too tired to get up and go for your usual lunchtime walk so you go into class to do a qigong video, and then settle for lying on the floor in the reading corner instead. #day2ofcovering
My 56-year-old mother fell asleep at the end of an online course she was listening to (muted and camera off obviously) and was worried that the presenters would wonder who on earth the last person hanging around was. Getting to use this with such accuracy was nothing short of transcendental.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My 56-year-old mother fell asleep at the end of an online course she was listening to (muted and camera off obviously) and was worried that the presenters would wonder who on earth the last person hanging around was. Getting to use this with such accuracy was nothing short of transcendental.
There is a mutual roasting relationship you can develop with a class that you would never imagine if you didn't experience it, but is actually lovely.
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
There is a mutual roasting relationship you can develop with a class that you would never imagine if you didn't experience it, but is actually lovely.
Liza Minnelli
Mindless Self Indulgence
Feist
Beyoncé
X-Ray Spex
Mindless Self Indulgence
Feist
Beyoncé
X-Ray Spex
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Public Service Broadcasting
The Beths
Ben Folds Five
Roddy Woomble
Smashing Pumpkins
Public Service Broadcasting
The Beths
Ben Folds Five
Roddy Woomble
Smashing Pumpkins
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Yes
King Crimson
Secret Chiefs 3
Adam Ant
Mike Oldfield
Yes
King Crimson
Secret Chiefs 3
Adam Ant
Mike Oldfield
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Liza Minnelli
Mindless Self Indulgence
Feist
Beyoncé
X-Ray Spex
Mindless Self Indulgence
Feist
Beyoncé
X-Ray Spex
It's one of the rare moments I felt Old at work, and I don't like it (bearing in mind my online fluency is like, being able to tell a boy during a discussion of Victorian children's work life that I was well aware 'the children yearn for the mines' was a meme and not a genuine opinion)
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It's one of the rare moments I felt Old at work, and I don't like it (bearing in mind my online fluency is like, being able to tell a boy during a discussion of Victorian children's work life that I was well aware 'the children yearn for the mines' was a meme and not a genuine opinion)
I was the last person in the world yesterday to see Skyfall for the first time. (~What makes you think it's my first time). I liked it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I was the last person in the world yesterday to see Skyfall for the first time. (~What makes you think it's my first time). I liked it.
in classic O. Henry style I'm selling the quirky unique dresses I feel too ugly to wear to pay for the glasses, hairdressers, orthodontist and dermatologist, to feel pretty enough to wear the dresses I'm selling.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
in classic O. Henry style I'm selling the quirky unique dresses I feel too ugly to wear to pay for the glasses, hairdressers, orthodontist and dermatologist, to feel pretty enough to wear the dresses I'm selling.
still thinking about when all the children were debriefing us on their Halloweens the first day back, and one child said 'my sister dropped her sweets when we were crossing the road, and my dad had to run into the middle of the road dressed as skibidi toilet to pick them up'
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
still thinking about when all the children were debriefing us on their Halloweens the first day back, and one child said 'my sister dropped her sweets when we were crossing the road, and my dad had to run into the middle of the road dressed as skibidi toilet to pick them up'
I need to know how many women still waving the 'it has POCKETS!' flag are actually using their pockets, and what is going in them. because tbh I don't think it's been a systemic issue for quite some time now, and I certainly have never seen a dress visibly weighed down with phones, keys etc.
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I need to know how many women still waving the 'it has POCKETS!' flag are actually using their pockets, and what is going in them. because tbh I don't think it's been a systemic issue for quite some time now, and I certainly have never seen a dress visibly weighed down with phones, keys etc.
my troubled cousin hasn't been in contact with anyone for months, but is still occasionally watching my Instagram stories
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
my troubled cousin hasn't been in contact with anyone for months, but is still occasionally watching my Instagram stories
my initial top choice was escalator cleaner or woman watching her kids on a merry-go-round, but this one tipped it for me when someone pointed out the two umbrellas
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
my initial top choice was escalator cleaner or woman watching her kids on a merry-go-round, but this one tipped it for me when someone pointed out the two umbrellas
The concept of allowing your mother to zoom in and out on an instagram photo of someone she tangentially knows, whom you don't follow and have never met
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The concept of allowing your mother to zoom in and out on an instagram photo of someone she tangentially knows, whom you don't follow and have never met
Saw 4 rainbows today, and a stoat dragging away the body of the rabbit it murdered #VisitNorthernIreland
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Saw 4 rainbows today, and a stoat dragging away the body of the rabbit it murdered #VisitNorthernIreland
Someone last week on vinted called a 26" waist skirt 'a large 8 or a small 10' and I can only hope that something terrible befalls them, unfortunately.
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Someone last week on vinted called a 26" waist skirt 'a large 8 or a small 10' and I can only hope that something terrible befalls them, unfortunately.
Saturday Kitchening. I would pay money to hear Stephen Fry and Ariana Grande 'yah' 'yuh' at each other like birds in a forest.
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Saturday Kitchening. I would pay money to hear Stephen Fry and Ariana Grande 'yah' 'yuh' at each other like birds in a forest.
Joe's Peter Grimes cosplay very underrated. And fitting. #CelebrityTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Joe's Peter Grimes cosplay very underrated. And fitting. #CelebrityTraitors
🗣️THIS COMMITTEE OWES MARK AN APOLOGY #CelebrityTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🗣️THIS COMMITTEE OWES MARK AN APOLOGY #CelebrityTraitors