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Dan
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Spending the night on Slough Trading Estate
Chris Finch from The Office
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Me at the arrivals gate in any US airport after providing my social media accounts
Virgin Media Ron looking guilty as heck over the adult content on his bill
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Best I’ve got is one of thee
A bottle of sauce with Chinese writing on and the translation “fuck you sauce”
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I don’t think this is weed, Baron
Sylvester Stallone in the Oval Office looking like he’s consumed the wrong drugs
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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An Alan sugar tweet that reads: The chicken these these chose as not free f Range they were banged up like Julian Asarge
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The George Bush second plane meme
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
A Danny Dyer lookalike with the title "Danny Dyer Lookalike (UK)"
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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2026 is big Bill Purchase's year
Bill Purchase from Toast of London. He is a white man with very white hair, wearing a red suit and roll-neck jumper and winking in a disgusting way.
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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The Principal Skinner out of touch meme with the captions: Is the maths hard? No it is the illustration that is bad
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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My mental health hinges on the 3s beating the 5s
A wordle guess distribution chart with the values: 1: 0 2: 19 3: 103 4: 154 5: 101 6: 39
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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A screen grab from The Day Today showing Chris Morris looking excited with the caption "That's it! Yes. It's war!"
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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“Who do you think you are, I am”
Big Pope Leo on the mic pointing to himself with his thumb
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Paul McCartney slopped by ai to look a bit like the u wot m8 boy The u wot m8 boy
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Eddie Izzard on stage pointing a finger with the caption “cake or death”
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Potato penis?
Peter Kay on stage wearing a blue shirt holding a microphone and with his hand held out in front of him
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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“Put your phone away and have a proper piss”
Kier Starmer at a lecturn with the caption “there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom”
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Harry Hill driving a vintage tractor along a country lane, followed by several other vintage tractors
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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My last 3 brain cells
A screen grab of the fair from Father Ted showing a man sitting on a chair next to a sign that says "freak pointing" and two other men standing and pointing to him
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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mfers in the summer when it's cloudy

mfers in the winter when it's sunny
The limmy waking up photo with sunglasses photoshopped on top The limmy waking up photo
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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This is what mine looks like
Sonia Jackson caressing an early desktop PC
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The let's get you to bed grandma meme with a baseball cap with the Scottish flag photoshopped onto the grandma and the captions: Grandma: Outwith is a normal way to say outside Carer: Sure Scottish people, let's get you to bed
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Welcome to Felch
Hide The Pain Harold enjoying a nice cup of tea at the laptop
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Imagine having this on your Wikipedia page
An excerpt from John Fashanu's Wikipedia page that reads: "The satirical current affairs programme The Day Today featured a trailer for a fictional show titled "John Fashanu". The trailer consisted of various clips of Fashanu accompanied by sinister music and a voice-over (Chris Morris) saying the words "John Fashanu" five times. This was followed by presenter Chris Morris pronouncing the name incorrectly.[27]"
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The three genders
A shop sign advertising: MARMALADE MUSTARD MERCHANDISE
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Me as a Bluesky therapist
A screen grab from Stath Lets Flats showing Stath with the caption “You okay, Dean?”
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM