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The postman in Keeping Up Appearances:
fucking bucket
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The postman in Keeping Up Appearances:
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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on a call with a lad named tapas
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
on a call with a lad named tapas
I don’t think this is weed, Baron
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t think this is weed, Baron
There’s someone on my road with the surname Chrisp and it’s the most insane surname I’ve ever heard
crisps is short for christmasps
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
There’s someone on my road with the surname Chrisp and it’s the most insane surname I’ve ever heard
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Chris Rea writing his first draft:
You will be losing your mind in tailbacks on the A2 in late December because of Roman taxation practices
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Chris Rea writing his first draft:
Just realised I’ve gone weeks without an update on how full the ISS piss tank has been. Anything could have been going on up there.
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just realised I’ve gone weeks without an update on how full the ISS piss tank has been. Anything could have been going on up there.
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"WELL TELL HIM TO PUT IT BACK"
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"WELL TELL HIM TO PUT IT BACK"
This, imo, is the most underrated post of bluesky so far
"Touching boat"
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This, imo, is the most underrated post of bluesky so far
I can't accept that someone with the name Brydon Carse is on the England team and not the Australian one, I'm afraid
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I can't accept that someone with the name Brydon Carse is on the England team and not the Australian one, I'm afraid
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
2026 is big Bill Purchase's year
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
2026 is big Bill Purchase's year
My mental health hinges on the 3s beating the 5s
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
My mental health hinges on the 3s beating the 5s
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
“Who do you think you are, I am”
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Who do you think you are, I am”
Today’s wordle is about your boyfriend
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Today’s wordle is about your boyfriend
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King shit (gender-neutral).
I heard a story about a female academic giving a paper at the IHR who, after receiving a long and aggressive question from a senior male professor, simply leaned back with her hands behind her head and replied “Oh, do fuck off.”
One of my colleagues went to a seminar at Berkeley and when someone asked a question Derrida brushed it off saying ‘what you ask may be important but it is not interesting’.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
King shit (gender-neutral).
“Put your phone away and have a proper piss”
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“Put your phone away and have a proper piss”
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The crossover we didn’t know we needed
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The crossover we didn’t know we needed