Remember the big cow? 🇵🇸
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her name was Knickers, and she was *so* big Son Heung-Min enthusiast, broke and cope-pilled Mariners and Kraken fan, Sounders >>>, i actually care a lot about the Washington Huskies
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I'm either going to be very happy or very sad on here tomorrow at this time. Looking forward to posting through it either way!
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I'm straight up not having a good time
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Pierzynski and Wainwright are so unbarable on this broadcast
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You may know about the Mariners Etsy Witch.

But have you been following the Mariners Dirtbag Boyfriend?

This dude ate some dirt he saved from T-Mobile park before games 2 and 3, and the Mariners have won both games 🥄🔱
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I was thinking Mankini but that too
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That is something a rookie manager does. Lucky to have those add on runs.
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I think the Caleb Ferguson experience is pretty much over.
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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Dudes fucking rock
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He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.
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When Cal Raleigh hits a home run.
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Need some advanced stats on this labor.

Hospital Adjusted Pushes Above Replacement
Heees/Hoos per Dialation
Average Middle Name Argument Time
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“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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Not gonna lie, that doesn't look like much of an "Orange Out" at Comerica