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Govneh Jalapeno
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Menace.
Generally can be found in the woods.
I always just look at them like they've lost their minds when they ask and they tend to find it a different way 😂
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh yeah? What are you doing now?
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"A few months" so like just not June-August? 😂
Not sure! They mention MIT but I'm not sure if that's just talk or not. I guess one of the state schools has an amazing electro mechanical engineering program. We're so fortunate to be in such a college-rich area, they have their pick
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm aiming for bog witch but I'm lacking adequate swamp
Other than that though, yes. T absolutely loves it, it's beautiful, sometimes there's turtles, and I'm building community, so it's pretty dope
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The politics are bad. That makes it hard too.
Also the humidity here is going to keep me looking young forever so I guess I'll keep chopping wood like my ancestors, with a Bose speaker playing art rock and sparkling water to keep me refreshed
Just like grandma did
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm out here chopping wood like olde timey shit, moose
Wtf
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was not made for this. I made T look at houses in Florida and told them we were moving to New Mexico or Arizona 😂
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yeah but look
I didn't move there on purpose
But nobody told me the *south* freezes what the actual fuck
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There's less "that person hates me for no reason" And more "They're probably as anxious about talking to people as I am"
Really, her saying that shit was a gift
And it's also really funny to us
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bitch it's the season of giving, and this year I'm giving Haley a new fantasy
two men are sitting next to each other in a restaurant .
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other in a restaurant .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Watch it or I'll send a copy to your wife
a woman with curly hair is talking to another woman who says it 's not a warning .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is talking to another woman who says it 's not a warning .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM