Govneh Jalapeno
@thebigleblueski.bsky.social
Menace.
Generally can be found in the woods.
Generally can be found in the woods.
"I didn't get you anything for your birthday, except for that interpretive dance."-overheard from my new favorite all-girl paintball friend group
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I didn't get you anything for your birthday, except for that interpretive dance."-overheard from my new favorite all-girl paintball friend group
Sitting in the pro shop while Trex and a friend play airsoft and just noticed that Covid 19 was Employee of the Month here for March and April of 2020 😂
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sitting in the pro shop while Trex and a friend play airsoft and just noticed that Covid 19 was Employee of the Month here for March and April of 2020 😂
"There's white stuff falling on your car." -my sweet, California-raised child
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"There's white stuff falling on your car." -my sweet, California-raised child
We could be meaner to men.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We could be meaner to men.
Also wtf is "freezing fog" it sounds like a magic the gathering card or a dnd monster
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Also wtf is "freezing fog" it sounds like a magic the gathering card or a dnd monster
I can't stop thinking about the lady who said my siblings and I are really stuck up when, in reality, we all have devastating levels of social anxiety
And I think it's on my mind so much because of the forgiveness it built into my own mind about people who might seem standoffish
And I think it's on my mind so much because of the forgiveness it built into my own mind about people who might seem standoffish
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I can't stop thinking about the lady who said my siblings and I are really stuck up when, in reality, we all have devastating levels of social anxiety
And I think it's on my mind so much because of the forgiveness it built into my own mind about people who might seem standoffish
And I think it's on my mind so much because of the forgiveness it built into my own mind about people who might seem standoffish
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Man, this is how you start off a story, @jamesdfhannah.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Man, this is how you start off a story, @jamesdfhannah.bsky.social
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The White House says attacks on ICE are up 1000%
Court records in cities where federal law enforcement has been busiest tell a more complex story -- there are few serious injuries, and many allegations don't hold up in court.
Latest w/ @brittnymejia.bsky.social
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Court records in cities where federal law enforcement has been busiest tell a more complex story -- there are few serious injuries, and many allegations don't hold up in court.
Latest w/ @brittnymejia.bsky.social
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Attacks on ICE up 1,000%? Trump administration claim not backed up by court records
The Trump administration has cited a more than 1,000% increase in assaults on immigration agents to justify aggressive tactics. But court records reviewed by The Times show the majority of the alleged...
www.latimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The White House says attacks on ICE are up 1000%
Court records in cities where federal law enforcement has been busiest tell a more complex story -- there are few serious injuries, and many allegations don't hold up in court.
Latest w/ @brittnymejia.bsky.social
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Court records in cities where federal law enforcement has been busiest tell a more complex story -- there are few serious injuries, and many allegations don't hold up in court.
Latest w/ @brittnymejia.bsky.social
www.latimes.com/california/s...
How many milkshake lessons would I need to pay for before my yard was full of boys
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How many milkshake lessons would I need to pay for before my yard was full of boys
Spent a long time thinking the accounting software was broken before realizing it was gently reminding me there is no 31st of November
Anyway happy Monday, babies. We're almost there.
Anyway happy Monday, babies. We're almost there.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Spent a long time thinking the accounting software was broken before realizing it was gently reminding me there is no 31st of November
Anyway happy Monday, babies. We're almost there.
Anyway happy Monday, babies. We're almost there.
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MY GOD PEOPLE BREAK OUT THE ALARM EMOJIS
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
When One Man Dies, the very first Jackson Donne novel, is just fifty cents for your e-reader. #BlackFriday #BlackFriyay
openroadmedia.com/ebook/when-o...
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
When One Man Dies, the very first Jackson Donne novel, is just fifty cents for your e-reader. #BlackFriday #BlackFriyay
openroadmedia.com/ebook/when-o...
When One Man Dies
<div><b>“A terrific novel, a unique and artful blend of the PI and the Police Procedural in a plot as nicely tangled and sexually violent as a cat fight.” —James Crumley, Dashiell Hammett Award–winnin
openroadmedia.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
MY GOD PEOPLE BREAK OUT THE ALARM EMOJIS
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
When One Man Dies, the very first Jackson Donne novel, is just fifty cents for your e-reader. #BlackFriday #BlackFriyay
openroadmedia.com/ebook/when-o...
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
When One Man Dies, the very first Jackson Donne novel, is just fifty cents for your e-reader. #BlackFriday #BlackFriyay
openroadmedia.com/ebook/when-o...
They think they're helping.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They think they're helping.
Always a good start to the day when your kindle throws a low battery warning but then manages to stay on through the hot threesome you're reading
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Always a good start to the day when your kindle throws a low battery warning but then manages to stay on through the hot threesome you're reading
I remembered this wrong as "Saving Caligula" and was thankful I'd encountered such a dope free-range band name #thanksgiving #blessed
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I remembered this wrong as "Saving Caligula" and was thankful I'd encountered such a dope free-range band name #thanksgiving #blessed
As a cost-savings measure, this thanksgiving I donated platelets at 7AM so at 7PM the alcohol is going to hit much harder and I'll need less to get drunk
#protip
#protip
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
As a cost-savings measure, this thanksgiving I donated platelets at 7AM so at 7PM the alcohol is going to hit much harder and I'll need less to get drunk
#protip
#protip
On this last work day before Thanksgiving, I like to remember what my grandmother always told me on these holidays:
"I'm so hungry, man, I could eat the rich."
"I'm so hungry, man, I could eat the rich."
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
On this last work day before Thanksgiving, I like to remember what my grandmother always told me on these holidays:
"I'm so hungry, man, I could eat the rich."
"I'm so hungry, man, I could eat the rich."
I've been thinking all day about how my teenage diet of Jackass might be to blame for my attraction to funny men who possess roughly no self preservation
Save me, Chris Pontius, you're my only hope
Save me, Chris Pontius, you're my only hope
a hallway filled with balls and the words party boy written on the bottom
ALT: a hallway filled with balls and the words party boy written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've been thinking all day about how my teenage diet of Jackass might be to blame for my attraction to funny men who possess roughly no self preservation
Save me, Chris Pontius, you're my only hope
Save me, Chris Pontius, you're my only hope
I fear she may be on to something...
listening to rogan
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I fear she may be on to something...
What are all those dudes who got "tribal" sleeves in the early 2000s up to these days
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
What are all those dudes who got "tribal" sleeves in the early 2000s up to these days
Just got my COVID shot, to go with my already acquired Flu and Pneumonia shots, not to mention I'm up to date on tetanus, so not to brag but GUESS WHO'S READY TO KISS SOME BATS AND LICK SOME HANDRAILS?!!!
Its Me Im The Guy Chris Elliot GIF
ALT: Its Me Im The Guy Chris Elliot GIF
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just got my COVID shot, to go with my already acquired Flu and Pneumonia shots, not to mention I'm up to date on tetanus, so not to brag but GUESS WHO'S READY TO KISS SOME BATS AND LICK SOME HANDRAILS?!!!
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We would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars bright.
- Hemingway
- Hemingway
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars bright.
- Hemingway
- Hemingway
This leaf in particular
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This leaf in particular
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I assume this means they have a merger in the works.
This is #SNL video that is being removed from sites
It aired last night, went viral and #NBC was subject of #Trumps rant to fire #SethMeyer.
Several 🔗 are now unavailable but this is a clip I’d saved.
“Trump running out of excuses” #SaturdayNightLive #cdnpoli #USApoli
It aired last night, went viral and #NBC was subject of #Trumps rant to fire #SethMeyer.
Several 🔗 are now unavailable but this is a clip I’d saved.
“Trump running out of excuses” #SaturdayNightLive #cdnpoli #USApoli
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I assume this means they have a merger in the works.
I'll never understand drivers in the south, y'all run red lights like it's a sport with cash prizes but when you *do* stop, you leave a big enough gap between your car and the next to park a house on a witch in
Just find a risk management middle ground ffs
Just find a risk management middle ground ffs
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'll never understand drivers in the south, y'all run red lights like it's a sport with cash prizes but when you *do* stop, you leave a big enough gap between your car and the next to park a house on a witch in
Just find a risk management middle ground ffs
Just find a risk management middle ground ffs