Jac Mac
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IT>EN translator. Educated bimbo, certified sweetie pie. I like pickled onions.
she/her
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 14,1947
February 14,1947
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 14,1947
February 14,1947
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Gene Roddenberry was once asked by a reporter: "Shouldn't there be a cure for moose knuckle in the 24th century?" to which he famously replied: "In the 24th century, no one will care."
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Gene Roddenberry was once asked by a reporter: "Shouldn't there be a cure for moose knuckle in the 24th century?" to which he famously replied: "In the 24th century, no one will care."
Sammo Hung has the same haircut and glasses as every baby trans guy in my city in this one it's great lol
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Sammo Hung has the same haircut and glasses as every baby trans guy in my city in this one it's great lol
got new cases because hazel damaged my old one (as you can see) and it's like I'm developing some sort of dewey decimal system for costume jewelry
February 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
got new cases because hazel damaged my old one (as you can see) and it's like I'm developing some sort of dewey decimal system for costume jewelry
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sticker i saw on a walk tonight.
February 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
sticker i saw on a walk tonight.
this is loser shit, god he sucks so bad
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
this is loser shit, god he sucks so bad
that's so fascinating, maybe I should trust AI CEOs given they've automated my bowel movements in the last 12-18 months, based on what is coming out of their mouths
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
Microsoft AI CEO predicts 'most, if not all' white-collar tasks will be automated by AI within 18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
that's so fascinating, maybe I should trust AI CEOs given they've automated my bowel movements in the last 12-18 months, based on what is coming out of their mouths
I find it incredible that anyone who kills or injures someone while drunk can ever drive again. Perhaps my most authoritarian opinion but to me that should be a lifetime ban from driving
A bipartisan coalition of state lawmakers has so far introduced 10 bills this year as part of an unprecedented legislative package aimed at confronting California’s permissive roadway safety laws. bit.ly/4reeRXZ
📸 Miguel Gutierrez Jr.
📸 Miguel Gutierrez Jr.
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I find it incredible that anyone who kills or injures someone while drunk can ever drive again. Perhaps my most authoritarian opinion but to me that should be a lifetime ban from driving
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i guess the thing where people get confused about you still having chronic illnesses that flare even when you sometimes have good days does kind of make sense when you think about how long "how can there be global warming when it is cold" was apparently a convincing argument
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
i guess the thing where people get confused about you still having chronic illnesses that flare even when you sometimes have good days does kind of make sense when you think about how long "how can there be global warming when it is cold" was apparently a convincing argument
guess whose eyes haven't gotten worse!!!
I'm going to get an A+ in eye exams today
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
guess whose eyes haven't gotten worse!!!
I'm going to get an A+ in eye exams today
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I'm going to get an A+ in eye exams today
me: enjoying breakfast
some millennial beat journalist: crying, gnashing, think of the mortgage lenders
some millennial beat journalist: crying, gnashing, think of the mortgage lenders
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
me: enjoying breakfast
some millennial beat journalist: crying, gnashing, think of the mortgage lenders
some millennial beat journalist: crying, gnashing, think of the mortgage lenders
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sorry
there are some ladies on here with some large breasts please be careful everyone
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
sorry
EBV has also been linked to developing lupus
In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
EBV has also been linked to developing lupus
I don't care if it was 1991 what the ever living fuck is this??? who WRITES this
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I don't care if it was 1991 what the ever living fuck is this??? who WRITES this
they remodeled my building and despite half our floor being offices we have no kitchen access, and in the middle of a pandemic that showed how vital ventilation was they replaced restroom windows from the 60s that could be open year round with sealed frosted glass while replacing nothing else
They shouldn't tear down the Medley Building, but not for the heritage reasons that crowd the start of the article. New uni buildings are ordinarily worse than what they replace: offices without bookshelves, horrid open-plan offices, classes with bells and whistles but less flexibility, etc., etc.
University urged to change course on demolition of modernist building
Scholars in Melbourne University’s arts faculty warn heritage will be erased if the university demolishes modernist architect Roy Grounds’ John Medley Building.
www.theage.com.au
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
they remodeled my building and despite half our floor being offices we have no kitchen access, and in the middle of a pandemic that showed how vital ventilation was they replaced restroom windows from the 60s that could be open year round with sealed frosted glass while replacing nothing else
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Best in Show (2000) when it was only at the little theater by UCLA
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Best in Show (2000) when it was only at the little theater by UCLA
waking up at 4:55am like clockwork for no discernible reason is getting to be quite annoying
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
waking up at 4:55am like clockwork for no discernible reason is getting to be quite annoying
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broke: subposting
woke: subposting 🥺
woke: subposting 🥺
i’ve subposted enough i won’t do it again i won’t do it again i won’t do it again
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
broke: subposting
woke: subposting 🥺
woke: subposting 🥺
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
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“…in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem's blanket was left behind on a plane, according to people familiar with the incident.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
“…in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem's blanket was left behind on a plane, according to people familiar with the incident.”
I used to watch Romeo Must Die a lot but forgot what year it came out—answered: pre-9/11 movie because they meet in the airport terminal with no plane tickets
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I used to watch Romeo Must Die a lot but forgot what year it came out—answered: pre-9/11 movie because they meet in the airport terminal with no plane tickets
this morning I watched a doordasher wait for a 4oz iced americano, and I can't decide if that's better or worse than the single 5 hour energy I saw someone doordash from the grocery store a few weeks ago
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
this morning I watched a doordasher wait for a 4oz iced americano, and I can't decide if that's better or worse than the single 5 hour energy I saw someone doordash from the grocery store a few weeks ago
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This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.