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Jac Mac
@jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social
IT>EN translator. Educated bimbo, certified sweetie pie. I like pickled onions.
she/her
speed skate thighs on the 5000m norwegian guy are insane
February 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Hey, honey, wake up. The predations are merging!
February 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
feel the yearn
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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the thing i'm waiting for with the ai romance novel lady is for another scammer to figure out that purely ai-generated material w no human authorship is generally not considered to be protected by copyright in the US rn, and saving themselves the 45 mins per book by reselling hers
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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bane voice: you merely adopted "coping with rejection sensitivity", I was born in it
The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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I love finding out dog names here - this one is Dante and he was on my vaporetto to Venice
June 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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me and who
September 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
god forbid events footage interfere with the true purpose of the olympics: advertising
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”

Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I got some peel-off base coat to go under gel thinking it was just to make general removal easier but it's cleary for demoing because I lost one nail's manicure immediately while washing my hands and was able to pop the rest off like it was nothing
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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A super bowl indeed!
This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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This is absurd but also unwarranted. No one knows if using the word “Black” would violate the law because the law does not define what it prohibits and state officials have been intentionally vague, using only phone calls to university officials to order censorship. FAMU should test the law.
FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
always with the sephiroth talk
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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everyone please check on your adhd friends; they’re probably solving problems that didn’t exist when they woke up
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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if only there were a globally famous fable almost 3000 years old that Ms Hart could read that explains whether fast and sloppy or slow and deliberate is more likely to win the race
I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"

The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
no joke at first I thought this was one of those creepy reborn dolls those ladies get made
This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
watching rumble in the bronx for the first time and jackie had to know he was looking the best he's ever looked in this one given the slutty little tank tops
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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a firm, warm palm flat against a sternum
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM