Jac Mac
@jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social
IT>EN translator. Educated bimbo, certified sweetie pie. I like pickled onions.
she/her
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
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Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot is a more secure method for tying your shoes, and the site responsible for it has been alive for literally decades. aftermath.site/ians-shoelace-...
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot is a more secure method for tying your shoes, and the site responsible for it has been alive for literally decades. aftermath.site/ians-shoelace-...
honestly yes, the taurus jelly bean wagon is the car I think of when I think 90s
What Is The Most 1990s Car? The Autopian is asking! www.theautopian.com/what-is-the-...
What Is The Most 1990s Car? - The Autopian
As quickly as I conjured up today’s Autopian Ask, I already had my answer (which is only my answer, and needn’t be yours): the third-generation Ford Taurus as seen above, in all its ovoid jellybeaned ...
www.theautopian.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
honestly yes, the taurus jelly bean wagon is the car I think of when I think 90s
lmao you can talk to undergrads in my department and get a better reading. or, you know, any of us who grew up speaking spanish
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
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February 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
lmao you can talk to undergrads in my department and get a better reading. or, you know, any of us who grew up speaking spanish
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lmao alt reading of this is
"Can you BELIEVE people are wearing scientifically proven means to protect themselves from a potential debilitating disease?"
"Can you BELIEVE people are wearing scientifically proven means to protect themselves from a potential debilitating disease?"
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy. n.pr/4akK70l
Olympic Covid restrictions are gone, but some athletes still self-quarantining
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy.
n.pr
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
lmao alt reading of this is
"Can you BELIEVE people are wearing scientifically proven means to protect themselves from a potential debilitating disease?"
"Can you BELIEVE people are wearing scientifically proven means to protect themselves from a potential debilitating disease?"
we love to be vulnerable don't we folks
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
we love to be vulnerable don't we folks
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Bring back earnestness and sincerity.
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Bring back earnestness and sincerity.
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what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"
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remember when everyone was treated like an adult instead of a widdle baby to be exploited or censored
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
remember when everyone was treated like an adult instead of a widdle baby to be exploited or censored
gave myself something between 70s slasher girl with a perm and a shirley temple lol
the little bit I've seen on the skyline has made me decide to put my hair in tight curlers for the night, read, and then watch quella villa accanto al cimitero instead
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
gave myself something between 70s slasher girl with a perm and a shirley temple lol
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herein we see the rare virtue of a strong individual vitality, and the rare virtue of thick walls, and the rare virtue of interior spaciousness
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
herein we see the rare virtue of a strong individual vitality, and the rare virtue of thick walls, and the rare virtue of interior spaciousness
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nissan really said “yeah let’s give the cube a shag carpet on the dash”. the cubic hair, if you will
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
nissan really said “yeah let’s give the cube a shag carpet on the dash”. the cubic hair, if you will
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I heard a loud thump and found this:
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99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
2011 blue underground release, it looks like they issued another in 2020 with an additional disc and subtitle/audio content. I'm guessing there was never an actual english translation done of the italian cut until the last ten years
soundtrack so far is great, italian audio/dub is good, english subs are dogshit and I suspect use the english script and are extremely inaccurate to the italian being spoken to the point of adding entire lines during silence or changing the plot (blue underground release)
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
2011 blue underground release, it looks like they issued another in 2020 with an additional disc and subtitle/audio content. I'm guessing there was never an actual english translation done of the italian cut until the last ten years
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with that cunning peculiar to craziness, he assumed a steady, common-sense exterior
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
with that cunning peculiar to craziness, he assumed a steady, common-sense exterior
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
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explaining my dream to my shrink
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
explaining my dream to my shrink
really wish the art but make it sports account used alt text because they are very good
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
really wish the art but make it sports account used alt text because they are very good
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