Landlords are cool because it took him 3 days to fix my front door that wouldn’t lock or shut fully
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Landlords are cool because it took him 3 days to fix my front door that wouldn’t lock or shut fully
These are actually very good for non-alcoholic. the ‘athletic’ brand ones I got before tasted like boneless beer
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 AM
These are actually very good for non-alcoholic. the ‘athletic’ brand ones I got before tasted like boneless beer
I’m crazy, I’m eating batteries in the dark until I turn into an electric scooter. Nothing I feel is valid.
January 19, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I’m crazy, I’m eating batteries in the dark until I turn into an electric scooter. Nothing I feel is valid.
Only company allowed to advertise to me is aldi, every other company is a treacherous thief of humanity
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Only company allowed to advertise to me is aldi, every other company is a treacherous thief of humanity
I only drink non alcoholic beer now can check
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I only drink non alcoholic beer now can check
I really like my usps job so far I am the best shitbox driver I love going on walks and sorting numbers and creating systems
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I really like my usps job so far I am the best shitbox driver I love going on walks and sorting numbers and creating systems
Timothy chalamet as William wonka
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Timothy chalamet as William wonka
Everything about what’s happening with this administration is so over the top evil it surely cannot continue for long. Like this man is clearly a senile pedophile that’s created a nazi gespato who is indiscriminately abducting and murdering people
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Everything about what’s happening with this administration is so over the top evil it surely cannot continue for long. Like this man is clearly a senile pedophile that’s created a nazi gespato who is indiscriminately abducting and murdering people
Yeah that’ll show em, let’s all act like we don’t care at all
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Yeah that’ll show em, let’s all act like we don’t care at all
I almost cried when the union rep was doing his whole spiel like holy moly someone that will stand up for me. He kept going “This country is dying, it’s the fall of rome
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I almost cried when the union rep was doing his whole spiel like holy moly someone that will stand up for me. He kept going “This country is dying, it’s the fall of rome
I am so sickly but I can’t miss my usps orientation but today they ran out of people for me to shadow somehow so I have a day off as needed. The mail provides 🙏
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I am so sickly but I can’t miss my usps orientation but today they ran out of people for me to shadow somehow so I have a day off as needed. The mail provides 🙏
Started orientation at the usps today I can’t wait to work 12 hour shifts everyday
January 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Started orientation at the usps today I can’t wait to work 12 hour shifts everyday
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i'm all cleaned up and ready to get filthy again
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
i'm all cleaned up and ready to get filthy again
My husbands ex sent him 100$ for scrubs after saying they couldn’t speak anymore so we used it to buy poke bowls
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
My husbands ex sent him 100$ for scrubs after saying they couldn’t speak anymore so we used it to buy poke bowls
I don’t trust anybody that claims to have synesthesia
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I don’t trust anybody that claims to have synesthesia
I think most trans people dig themselves a protective hole to live in around puberty. Comedy was that hole for me, it saved me from my dread. It’s not something I do for attention, it is a living, breathing, and growing part of my soul. I’m out of the hole and filling it in with a garden. Fuck you
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I think most trans people dig themselves a protective hole to live in around puberty. Comedy was that hole for me, it saved me from my dread. It’s not something I do for attention, it is a living, breathing, and growing part of my soul. I’m out of the hole and filling it in with a garden. Fuck you
Genuinely one of my first thoughts when I started transitioning at 19 was ‘I’m killing my dreams doing this, I’ll never be accepted by my community, I’ll never become one of the greats because I’ll be gatekept’ and I gave up for a long time. until that moment Id never considered doing anything else
I’m a genuine lifelong autistic comedy nerd, I know there’s bad things happening, this is how I’m dealing with it. I love this shit. I’m passionate about this and I want to be one of the greats. This is what I want out of my life.
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Genuinely one of my first thoughts when I started transitioning at 19 was ‘I’m killing my dreams doing this, I’ll never be accepted by my community, I’ll never become one of the greats because I’ll be gatekept’ and I gave up for a long time. until that moment Id never considered doing anything else
I’m a genuine lifelong autistic comedy nerd, I know there’s bad things happening, this is how I’m dealing with it. I love this shit. I’m passionate about this and I want to be one of the greats. This is what I want out of my life.
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I’m a genuine lifelong autistic comedy nerd, I know there’s bad things happening, this is how I’m dealing with it. I love this shit. I’m passionate about this and I want to be one of the greats. This is what I want out of my life.
This is a surprisingly significant aspect in the psyche of many men following along the general antisocial trends connected to modern man’s inability to perform and uphold the traditional expectations of masculinity. Their inadequacies stem from the inevitable degradation of capitalism.
cishet white dudes all want to be funny but aren’t so they try to emulate black roast culture and it frequently results in hyper violent/misogynistic/racist/etc. shock culture angles directed towards someone and when it bombs they want to kill everyone and themselves
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
This is a surprisingly significant aspect in the psyche of many men following along the general antisocial trends connected to modern man’s inability to perform and uphold the traditional expectations of masculinity. Their inadequacies stem from the inevitable degradation of capitalism.
cishet white dudes all want to be funny but aren’t so they try to emulate black roast culture and it frequently results in hyper violent/misogynistic/racist/etc. shock culture angles directed towards someone and when it bombs they want to kill everyone and themselves
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
cishet white dudes all want to be funny but aren’t so they try to emulate black roast culture and it frequently results in hyper violent/misogynistic/racist/etc. shock culture angles directed towards someone and when it bombs they want to kill everyone and themselves
My mustache tracksuit era is upon us
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
My mustache tracksuit era is upon us
Transgender neighbors are being loud as hell at 1am inject your damn ketamine already
January 7, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Transgender neighbors are being loud as hell at 1am inject your damn ketamine already
You can tell someone isn’t funny when they put “Comedian” in their bio and doubly so if they put it in quotes
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
You can tell someone isn’t funny when they put “Comedian” in their bio and doubly so if they put it in quotes
Someone put up a sign that says “Too cringe for New York, too based for Florida, just right for Richmond” and speak for yourself you can go die for real actually
I don’t miss memphis I just am starting to really passionately hate Richmond
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Someone put up a sign that says “Too cringe for New York, too based for Florida, just right for Richmond” and speak for yourself you can go die for real actually