B.J. Cyprian 🏳️🌈
@thebjcyprian.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Author, aspiring screenwriter, home chef, gaymer, all around nerd. Walking Rorschach test that southerners keep failing. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
February 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Who says I can’t find silver linings?? 🤔🤷🏽♀️😂😂
February 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Who says I can’t find silver linings?? 🤔🤷🏽♀️😂😂
I’d totally fit it in Westeros…
Totally…. 😂😂
Totally…. 😂😂
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’d totally fit it in Westeros…
Totally…. 😂😂
Totally…. 😂😂
This is a lil cool addition. Why read my book? HERE’S why! 😂😂😂
January 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is a lil cool addition. Why read my book? HERE’S why! 😂😂😂
My dog has been playing me for 5 years… and today he showed me.
December 22, 2024 at 3:01 AM
My dog has been playing me for 5 years… and today he showed me.
Working in downtown Dallas is fun.
Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾♀️😂
Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾♀️😂
December 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Working in downtown Dallas is fun.
Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾♀️😂
Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾♀️😂
Stay unserious friends….
They can’t take our sense of humor! 🫶🏾
They can’t take our sense of humor! 🫶🏾
December 11, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Stay unserious friends….
They can’t take our sense of humor! 🫶🏾
They can’t take our sense of humor! 🫶🏾
Good news - I got a pair of glasses back
Bad news - it was the shades…
I’m rocking them anyway for the vision alone 😂😂
Context- It’s rainy in DFW🤦🏾♀️😂😂
Bad news - it was the shades…
I’m rocking them anyway for the vision alone 😂😂
Context- It’s rainy in DFW🤦🏾♀️😂😂
December 7, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Good news - I got a pair of glasses back
Bad news - it was the shades…
I’m rocking them anyway for the vision alone 😂😂
Context- It’s rainy in DFW🤦🏾♀️😂😂
Bad news - it was the shades…
I’m rocking them anyway for the vision alone 😂😂
Context- It’s rainy in DFW🤦🏾♀️😂😂
Fuck me…
Suddenly my humorous take on being a walking Rorschach test that Southeners consistently fail…
Guys, now it’s a bit… scary? 😳
I hate it here. 😒
Suddenly my humorous take on being a walking Rorschach test that Southeners consistently fail…
Guys, now it’s a bit… scary? 😳
I hate it here. 😒
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Fuck me…
Suddenly my humorous take on being a walking Rorschach test that Southeners consistently fail…
Guys, now it’s a bit… scary? 😳
I hate it here. 😒
Suddenly my humorous take on being a walking Rorschach test that Southeners consistently fail…
Guys, now it’s a bit… scary? 😳
I hate it here. 😒
Lord I try to counsel the White men, but they’re just… so… 👇🏾👇🏾🤦🏾♀️
November 23, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Lord I try to counsel the White men, but they’re just… so… 👇🏾👇🏾🤦🏾♀️
Being friends with me has its perks…
For instance, I think this is stellar advice. 🤷🏾♀️
For instance, I think this is stellar advice. 🤷🏾♀️
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Being friends with me has its perks…
For instance, I think this is stellar advice. 🤷🏾♀️
For instance, I think this is stellar advice. 🤷🏾♀️
And I have the plethora of SSRIs to back me up. 😅😅😂
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
And I have the plethora of SSRIs to back me up. 😅😅😂
Just add a blunt instead of coffee and you’re there. 🤦🏾♀️
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Just add a blunt instead of coffee and you’re there. 🤦🏾♀️
Last night I took both my girls out with my work folks to make introductions.
Mainly I did because some haven’t heard me talk for YEARS and I needed to prove I’m not a serial killer or you know… the Angry Black Woman I’ve been called…
NOW I’m back with them… and wearing a tie.
This sucks 😤😒
Mainly I did because some haven’t heard me talk for YEARS and I needed to prove I’m not a serial killer or you know… the Angry Black Woman I’ve been called…
NOW I’m back with them… and wearing a tie.
This sucks 😤😒
November 14, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Last night I took both my girls out with my work folks to make introductions.
Mainly I did because some haven’t heard me talk for YEARS and I needed to prove I’m not a serial killer or you know… the Angry Black Woman I’ve been called…
NOW I’m back with them… and wearing a tie.
This sucks 😤😒
Mainly I did because some haven’t heard me talk for YEARS and I needed to prove I’m not a serial killer or you know… the Angry Black Woman I’ve been called…
NOW I’m back with them… and wearing a tie.
This sucks 😤😒
Ok I’m certain this is a real disease, but….
Nigricans? 🤨🤔
Ion like it. It’s too close and this is Texas. 😤
Nigricans? 🤨🤔
Ion like it. It’s too close and this is Texas. 😤
November 12, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Ok I’m certain this is a real disease, but….
Nigricans? 🤨🤔
Ion like it. It’s too close and this is Texas. 😤
Nigricans? 🤨🤔
Ion like it. It’s too close and this is Texas. 😤
Awww man! I JUST got here! But yes, where the trusted whites go, I shall follow… I’ll look it up tomorrow. Drowning my sorrows tonight. 😂😂
November 9, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Awww man! I JUST got here! But yes, where the trusted whites go, I shall follow… I’ll look it up tomorrow. Drowning my sorrows tonight. 😂😂
Also; this is a APA pool hall. So while it makes perfect sense for a bunch of White men to enter with one of these slung over their shoulder, it’s unnerving today. 😬🤦🏾♀️😂😂
November 8, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Also; this is a APA pool hall. So while it makes perfect sense for a bunch of White men to enter with one of these slung over their shoulder, it’s unnerving today. 😬🤦🏾♀️😂😂
