B.J. Cyprian 🏳️🌈
@thebjcyprian.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Author, aspiring screenwriter, home chef, gaymer, all around nerd. Walking Rorschach test that southerners keep failing. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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Shadow Resistance
In this intriguing, page-turning, and slyly humorous ta…
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Hi there. I’m an author. I wrote a book published in 2018 called Shadow Resistance prompted by the first time TFG won. It was meant to unite us, but… indie authors and all.
It’s fiction, but realistic and… well check out the reviews!
#BookSky
www.goodreads.com/book/show/42...
It’s fiction, but realistic and… well check out the reviews!
#BookSky
www.goodreads.com/book/show/42...
February 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Who says I can’t find silver linings?? 🤔🤷🏽♀️😂😂
February 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Who says I can’t find silver linings?? 🤔🤷🏽♀️😂😂
I need to be over here more I think. But I feel like everywhere the news is depressing so… does it matter? 🤷🏽♀️
February 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I need to be over here more I think. But I feel like everywhere the news is depressing so… does it matter? 🤷🏽♀️
My wife is in rehab. I was forced to get a second job in Uber Eats delivery.
Bright side? I have a movie idea…
Down side? I’m SO freaking tired.😫😪
Bright side? I have a movie idea…
Down side? I’m SO freaking tired.😫😪
February 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My wife is in rehab. I was forced to get a second job in Uber Eats delivery.
Bright side? I have a movie idea…
Down side? I’m SO freaking tired.😫😪
Bright side? I have a movie idea…
Down side? I’m SO freaking tired.😫😪
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
I’ve been avoiding social media by dealing with hell… what’d I miss?🤔
January 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’ve been avoiding social media by dealing with hell… what’d I miss?🤔
A long life lived is a story.
A short life lived is a lesson.
Humanity’s downfall will be that neither are sought; for both contain the greatest enemy of the radicalized mind… the truth.
A short life lived is a lesson.
Humanity’s downfall will be that neither are sought; for both contain the greatest enemy of the radicalized mind… the truth.
January 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A long life lived is a story.
A short life lived is a lesson.
Humanity’s downfall will be that neither are sought; for both contain the greatest enemy of the radicalized mind… the truth.
A short life lived is a lesson.
Humanity’s downfall will be that neither are sought; for both contain the greatest enemy of the radicalized mind… the truth.
I’d totally fit it in Westeros…
Totally…. 😂😂
Totally…. 😂😂
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’d totally fit it in Westeros…
Totally…. 😂😂
Totally…. 😂😂
My mom was in the hospital for a heart thing and talked about dreaming of “wooden people” and how they were SO happy to see her again.
Me: Sounds like an LSD trip.
Mom: THAT’S where I saw them!
Me:…. Mom? You did LSD?
Mom: Girl, I didn’t tell you?!
Me: 😳😳
Me: Sounds like an LSD trip.
Mom: THAT’S where I saw them!
Me:…. Mom? You did LSD?
Mom: Girl, I didn’t tell you?!
Me: 😳😳
Me to my mom: You should boycott Coke
My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s
Me: COCA COLA MOM
My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s
Me: COCA COLA MOM
January 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My mom was in the hospital for a heart thing and talked about dreaming of “wooden people” and how they were SO happy to see her again.
Me: Sounds like an LSD trip.
Mom: THAT’S where I saw them!
Me:…. Mom? You did LSD?
Mom: Girl, I didn’t tell you?!
Me: 😳😳
Me: Sounds like an LSD trip.
Mom: THAT’S where I saw them!
Me:…. Mom? You did LSD?
Mom: Girl, I didn’t tell you?!
Me: 😳😳
Oh hey… I won a book award. I think this is my first win rather than finalist.
Cool.
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Cool.
winners.maincrestmedia.com/product/the-...
The Gray Line | Maincrest Media Award Winners
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January 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh hey… I won a book award. I think this is my first win rather than finalist.
Cool.
winners.maincrestmedia.com/product/the-...
Cool.
winners.maincrestmedia.com/product/the-...
This Texan approves of this message…
As long as we’re renaming places, I’m renaming ‘Texas’ as ‘Old Mexico.’
January 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This Texan approves of this message…
Money can buy anything but immortality.
January 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Money can buy anything but immortality.
It is ill advised to use your corporate mobile device to try to schedule an escort for several reasons:
1. You will get into trouble
2. It’s stupid
3. The manager who reviews said exchange will mock you until her dying day, because…. WHAT?!🤦🏾♀️
1. You will get into trouble
2. It’s stupid
3. The manager who reviews said exchange will mock you until her dying day, because…. WHAT?!🤦🏾♀️
January 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It is ill advised to use your corporate mobile device to try to schedule an escort for several reasons:
1. You will get into trouble
2. It’s stupid
3. The manager who reviews said exchange will mock you until her dying day, because…. WHAT?!🤦🏾♀️
1. You will get into trouble
2. It’s stupid
3. The manager who reviews said exchange will mock you until her dying day, because…. WHAT?!🤦🏾♀️
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All of the broligarchs are giving Americans a refresher course on what a really truly terrible thing it is for great power to be concentrated in the hands of a single individual
January 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
All of the broligarchs are giving Americans a refresher course on what a really truly terrible thing it is for great power to be concentrated in the hands of a single individual
“I will not be on camera as I look and sound like Barry White… the current dead version.”
“Yeah, no offense but you sound like shit…”
How was that not repeating what I just said, white lady? 🤦🏾♀️😂😂
WorkLife
“Yeah, no offense but you sound like shit…”
How was that not repeating what I just said, white lady? 🤦🏾♀️😂😂
WorkLife
January 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“I will not be on camera as I look and sound like Barry White… the current dead version.”
“Yeah, no offense but you sound like shit…”
How was that not repeating what I just said, white lady? 🤦🏾♀️😂😂
WorkLife
“Yeah, no offense but you sound like shit…”
How was that not repeating what I just said, white lady? 🤦🏾♀️😂😂
WorkLife
My dog has been playing me for 5 years… and today he showed me.
December 22, 2024 at 3:01 AM
My dog has been playing me for 5 years… and today he showed me.
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Here's a passage from today’s post about why you should all unite against the billionaires.
Read the full piece here and consider becoming a paid subscriber to support my work:
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/thou-shalt...
Read the full piece here and consider becoming a paid subscriber to support my work:
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/thou-shalt...
December 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Here's a passage from today’s post about why you should all unite against the billionaires.
Read the full piece here and consider becoming a paid subscriber to support my work:
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/thou-shalt...
Read the full piece here and consider becoming a paid subscriber to support my work:
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/thou-shalt...
Working in downtown Dallas is fun.
Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾♀️😂
Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾♀️😂
December 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Working in downtown Dallas is fun.
Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾♀️😂
Just a protestor with an AR.. nothing to see here folks. 🤦🏾♀️😂
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I think everyone should get to know the west African term “wahala”.
It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.
I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.
Because—- *gestures at everything*
See wahala?!???
It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.
I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.
Because—- *gestures at everything*
See wahala?!???
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I think everyone should get to know the west African term “wahala”.
It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.
I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.
Because—- *gestures at everything*
See wahala?!???
It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.
I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.
Because—- *gestures at everything*
See wahala?!???
Them: “You’re an author? You must be really smart!”
Me: “M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I”
Me: “M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I”
a woman says spelling is hard in front of a poster that says the outlaws crafted trouble under the moon
ALT: a woman says spelling is hard in front of a poster that says the outlaws crafted trouble under the moon
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December 13, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Them: “You’re an author? You must be really smart!”
Me: “M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I”
Me: “M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I”
I wonder how the people in the good timeline are doing… 🤔
December 13, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I wonder how the people in the good timeline are doing… 🤔
Co-Worker with 1 sided beef: I have a trade concern. From email
Me: Can you tell me the client?
CW: I couldn’t find the client. I have the message ID.
Me: Can you email that to me? I will be doing his trade review today or tomorrow. I can do the research when I get to him.
CW: *Sends an IM*
Me:
Me: Can you tell me the client?
CW: I couldn’t find the client. I have the message ID.
Me: Can you email that to me? I will be doing his trade review today or tomorrow. I can do the research when I get to him.
CW: *Sends an IM*
Me:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air
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December 12, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Co-Worker with 1 sided beef: I have a trade concern. From email
Me: Can you tell me the client?
CW: I couldn’t find the client. I have the message ID.
Me: Can you email that to me? I will be doing his trade review today or tomorrow. I can do the research when I get to him.
CW: *Sends an IM*
Me:
Me: Can you tell me the client?
CW: I couldn’t find the client. I have the message ID.
Me: Can you email that to me? I will be doing his trade review today or tomorrow. I can do the research when I get to him.
CW: *Sends an IM*
Me: