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Blobert v3.0

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US Navy Veteran, nuclear engineer, exercise physiologist, liberal af, public schools, all about health, not feeling 2025-2029. Snark 3000.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · Jun 14

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 5h

Welcome fellow Democrat… (checks notes)… Marjorie Taylor Greene?

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USpolitics 🇺🇸 @uspol.skyfleet.blue · 5h

These Horrific Numbers Show the Scale of Israel's Genocide in Gaza Two Years On

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 5h

Jack’s never been one for brains.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 5h

He wasn’t a super spy, but he had pee-tential.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 5h

It’s an authoritarian country. That’s what it is.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 5h

If there’s a pettier person on this planet, he hasn’t been found.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 5h

Sir, the Noble’s in the bag.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5h

Good lord.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 5h

Sure, but… WHAT?

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 6h

Let the gaslighting beg… check that… continue.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 6h

You were found guilty of 34 felony counts and liable floor sexual assault.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 7h

Being that no organization exists, they’ll be claiming a victory tomorrow.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 7h

Good to know that the majority of Americans support *the law*

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 8h

C’mon Pope! Call in See Team Six!

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 8h

News: But Biden’s age yadda yadda.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 9h

“Hi ChatGPT. How many old people can I kill today and make it look like an accident?”

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 9h

a man with red hair and glasses is saying mm love that guy

ALT: a man with red hair and glasses is saying mm love that guy

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 11h

Notice how California put redistributing up to the voters where Texas does everything by government rule… like communist countries?

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 12h

That plan: To use taxpayer money to bail out the farmers.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 12h

That was a mouthful.

Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 13h

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Gay Virginia Republican plagued by Nazi porn scandal brags running mate is ‘100% against’ marriage equality

It's a statewide political ticket of extremes.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 12h

Real zingers like
- I‘m rubber, you’re glue.
- Reid Hoffman.
- I shit bigger than you.

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 14h

Close-up photos have revealed the prepared list of put-downs that Pam Bondi brought to use against senators during her Epstein hearing.

Bondi Accidentally Reveals Her Burn Book for Fiery Epstein Hearing

The attorney general chose to lash out rather than answer questions from lawmakers about the late pedophile.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 12h

I am so shocked. I need to sit down.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 13h

Here’s the military disobeying an illegal order.

Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 22h

Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 13h

And because they’re garbage.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 13h

The A Team.

three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .

ALT: three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 13h

Another crime.