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Brandon Matthews
@thebmatt.bsky.social
He/him. Oldmanfranks of AIE, writer of Your Quest Log is Full, lord of dad jokes on @apodcastreborn.bsky.social player on @Plus5toHit.bsky.social If found return to @thekmatt.bsky.social💜

https://bio.link/thebmatt
Hey Brandon, what browser do you use?

Me
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
And with that my goal for Legion Remix is completed
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
11th level 80 completed with class mount acquired.
- being a badass troll lady was fun
- Odyn is still a jackass & Skyhold shouldn't have been the warrior order hall
- This was the last class mount I didn't acquire when Legion was live.
- Just have Priest to do (again). Not looking forward to that.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
SOJOURNER OF STORMHEIM WAS LESS THAN HALF THIS. 😭
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Real pretty ain’t it??
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Enjoying the heck out of Legion Remix. It's the last expansion I remember overall enjoying in WoW, and I missed out on Pandaria Remix, so I decided to give this a go.

Currently leveling a Dracthyr Warlock named Meracydia, cause I gotta bring a LITTLE FFXIV with me.
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
September 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My @kibblestasty.com books finally arrived. These are incredibly pretty.
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I don’t know enough about these fandoms to know if this is true, nor do I care enough about them to verify it. But I’m accepting it because it’s funny and DB/WH fans have a disproportionate amount of obnoxiousness, from my experience.
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So it’s been about 7 hours, when do I understand the meaning? Do I gotta eat breakfast first or something?
July 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
July 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Well it turns out the program had sets of dice to give to the kids! This is the one he got

I’m kinda jealous, these are hella pretty.
June 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
to hells with JK and her crappy school houses, what's your real magic house.
June 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Am I….not supposed to do that?
May 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Finally free of that damned fish.
April 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Grogu stole the Falcon!
April 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I am so ready to be done with this damned fish.

I need 100 candies to evolve him.

I have 70.

I have 27 rare candies. And I am on a streak of getting NONE from raids I win.

I JUST WANNA EVOLVE THIS STUPID THINK TO A PRETTY WATER SNEK.
April 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Maybe I'm missing something but why is it whenever a Team Rocket balloon shows up in Pokemon Go, I NEVER see any leaders besides this lady?

I'm starting to think she has some kinda weird crush on me or something.
February 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dice I selected for my lil kobold rogue for @benbumhoffer.bsky.social’s mini campaign for Plus 5 to hit. They feel right for the lil goober though I couldn’t tell you exactly why.
February 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have always loved the Y-Wing’s design, and I love Rex as a character so much that I modeled my Trooper in SWTOR after his aesthetic.

So yeah this Microfighter is a great addition to my collection.
January 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Orders Christmas sweater early In December

Sweater arrives four days after Christmas.

Oh well. There’s always next year.
December 30, 2024 at 3:05 AM
What. The actual. Fuck. Is this shit.

Any style guide that says to use a longer abbreviation than the two digit code literally everyone in this country knows should be considered as irrelevant. Immediately.
December 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Last one: where the Hekk do these guys go?
December 22, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Q3: and the purples?
December 22, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Q2: what about the Blues?
December 22, 2024 at 5:18 AM