The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸
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Roast Fascism! Husband, father, son, and descendant of 17th Century Colonial Settlers.
All satire/parody. Or is it? It's both and neither, yet never anywhere and sometimes everywhere. 🤔 Is it 1939 or 1984? The humor gets a little dark here.
All satire/parody. Or is it? It's both and neither, yet never anywhere and sometimes everywhere. 🤔 Is it 1939 or 1984? The humor gets a little dark here.
It completes the mental picture for those that aren't well versed in the chaps. 😂
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It completes the mental picture for those that aren't well versed in the chaps. 😂
3 MP cameras were a luxury in that shithole country back in 2020. 😂
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
3 MP cameras were a luxury in that shithole country back in 2020. 😂
I don't think science is "done" any more than law. The ball should end up in the same (sane) court.
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't think science is "done" any more than law. The ball should end up in the same (sane) court.
The irony is that he is choosing law school in an environment where the law is outright ignored and disrespected.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The irony is that he is choosing law school in an environment where the law is outright ignored and disrespected.
This is an area I don't know much about. All I see is Elon blowing shit up and putting low-orbit satellites in the sky that fall. Why do we need (or want) Elon in our space program?
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
This is an area I don't know much about. All I see is Elon blowing shit up and putting low-orbit satellites in the sky that fall. Why do we need (or want) Elon in our space program?
This is basic human form, not far from abnormal. Nearly all people will take care of their own, and push everyone else in front of the bus and turn away, as a means of survival. This is what Evangelicals are doing right now.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is basic human form, not far from abnormal. Nearly all people will take care of their own, and push everyone else in front of the bus and turn away, as a means of survival. This is what Evangelicals are doing right now.
The White House pharmacy isn't going to dispense itself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The White House pharmacy isn't going to dispense itself.
Grok or Elon, any ideas?
a man is sitting in a chair covering his face with his hand while a pile of snow is on the floor .
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair covering his face with his hand while a pile of snow is on the floor .
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December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Grok or Elon, any ideas?
Cocaine?
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Cocaine?
This is about spray tanning and how it is more responsible to spray tan compared to the tanning bed.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This is about spray tanning and how it is more responsible to spray tan compared to the tanning bed.
These bastards would argue that blowing them up did rescue (save) them from droning.
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
These bastards would argue that blowing them up did rescue (save) them from droning.
That will drop when the population drops and demand is not accurately tracked.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
That will drop when the population drops and demand is not accurately tracked.
So, cruise ship passengers? bsky.app/profile/theb...
I think it's like getting on a cruise ship, and the whole damn thing is blown up. Twice.
Cruise ships are full of drugs. Cheap and plentiful at foreign tourist ports.
Cruise ships are full of drugs. Cheap and plentiful at foreign tourist ports.
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
So, cruise ship passengers? bsky.app/profile/theb...
Imagine living in Germany in the 1930s and 1940s.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Imagine living in Germany in the 1930s and 1940s.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
I think it's like getting on a cruise ship, and the whole damn thing is blown up. Twice.
Cruise ships are full of drugs. Cheap and plentiful at foreign tourist ports.
Cruise ships are full of drugs. Cheap and plentiful at foreign tourist ports.
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I think it's like getting on a cruise ship, and the whole damn thing is blown up. Twice.
Cruise ships are full of drugs. Cheap and plentiful at foreign tourist ports.
Cruise ships are full of drugs. Cheap and plentiful at foreign tourist ports.
Sorry, GM was in attendance. bsky.app/profile/hele...
OK I’ve put together the list. Shame on all of them:
Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
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Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
1/2
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sorry, GM was in attendance. bsky.app/profile/hele...
What do you plan to drive?
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What do you plan to drive?
I didn't even know his name until yesterday so I can't speak for the rest. Can you?
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Based on his response, how do you know that he hasn't or won't?
I'm getting the impression that anything shy of "lunging across the table and knocking him out" won't cut it...
I'm getting the impression that anything shy of "lunging across the table and knocking him out" won't cut it...
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I didn't even know his name until yesterday so I can't speak for the rest. Can you?
bsky.app/profile/theb...
bsky.app/profile/theb...
Based on his response, how do you know that he hasn't or won't?
I'm getting the impression that anything shy of "lunging across the table and knocking him out" won't cut it...
I'm getting the impression that anything shy of "lunging across the table and knocking him out" won't cut it...
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Based on his response, how do you know that he hasn't or won't?
I'm getting the impression that anything shy of "lunging across the table and knocking him out" won't cut it...
I'm getting the impression that anything shy of "lunging across the table and knocking him out" won't cut it...
Yes.
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Yes.
Exempt Native Americans.
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Exempt Native Americans.
Its written in the license: you can do whatever the fuck you want with that {{code || education}}.
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Its written in the license: you can do whatever the fuck you want with that {{code || education}}.
It's not gambling if you always win. For the record.
a group of men are riding in a convertible car and one of them is reading a book .
ALT: a group of men are riding in a convertible car and one of them is reading a book .
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December 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It's not gambling if you always win. For the record.