The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis
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Roast Fascism! Husband, father, son, and descendant of 17th Century Colonial Settlers. All satire/parody. Or is it? It's both and neither, yet never anywhere and sometimes everywhere. 🤔 Is it 1939 or 1984? The humor gets a little dark here.
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illinifan1280.bsky.social
The “you can’t make me wear a mask to save lives” cult has evolved into the “you can’t stop me from wearing a mask while I take lives” cult.
thebonniesituation.bsky.social
Said each of Trump's victims, prior to being raped.
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sanho.bsky.social
Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.
thebonniesituation.bsky.social
Trump is setting the precedent that trails are unnecessary... so, maybe it won't take long for someone to Saddam their asses?
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johnbrownbread.bsky.social
"They're not extermination camps!" "Nobody is talking about extermination!" --

"Nobody ever talks about it. They just do it. And you go on with your lives, ignoring the signs all around you. And then one day when the air is still and the night is fallen, they come for you."
thebonniesituation.bsky.social
The regime is at the "Hail Marry" stage - they know the tides have turned and they lost - there is nothing left to lose.

This is why they stopped hiding it. And, also, the regime is slipping up and unintentionally exposing themselves and their weaknesses.
thebonniesituation.bsky.social
Trump is a "victim" of "elder abuse" and the "autopen," which is what he accused Biden of.
thebonniesituation.bsky.social
What you have to realize is that these people have more than a decade of history working with this criminal.

For example, Bondi helped both Epstein and Trump in the mid and late 2000s.

People like Bondi and Miller are more dangerous than 47 b/c they actually understand what they're doing.
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djohns1989.bsky.social
I believe they are pulling out all of the stops to be a completely authoritarian government a year and a half before they intended to. They didn't expect the American people to stand up against them as much as they are.
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cwebbonline.com
This is exactly why ICE needs to be unmasked and ID’d — like cops.

📌 Cases of ICE impersonators this year alone outnumber the last four presidential terms combined.
thebonniesituation.bsky.social
Swalwell made a point in congressional hearings to highlight the repercussions of lying to Congress.

I don't think he is bluffing.
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bygone1.bsky.social
Seems unlikely that Swallwell would hype something this big without knowing the consequences of being wrong.
thebonniesituation.bsky.social
And straight up murdering people in international waters.
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henshinhal.bsky.social
Senate Democrats argue with Johnson about the government shutdown and swearing in an elected House member: "You don't want her to be on the Epstein discharge. Why don't you bring back your Republican members so we can have serious negotiation? Get your people in and stop covering up for pedophiles."
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wutangforchildren.bsky.social
The Dude has spoken:

"ICE? Let's get ICE off our streets and into our beverages. This aggression will not stand. Let's just abide together"
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thebonniesituation.bsky.social
They made a choice when they followed orders and packed their bags.
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esqueer.net
ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.
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katmabu.bsky.social
I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.
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muellershewrote.com
Does he know the story of the birth of Jesus or nah?
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."