Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor
@thebossbeach.bsky.social
Seattle driving:
Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection
I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often
Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection
I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Seattle driving:
Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection
I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often
Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection
I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often
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Hypervigilance? Oh that's cool. I'm on the ultravigilance now but I'm glad you're comfortable missing a few things
December 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Hypervigilance? Oh that's cool. I'm on the ultravigilance now but I'm glad you're comfortable missing a few things
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When a Redguard says something so Cloud District you hit him with the "1000 bounty removed from Whiterun" stare
December 18, 2024 at 10:04 AM
When a Redguard says something so Cloud District you hit him with the "1000 bounty removed from Whiterun" stare
In Seattle you can achieve the "Noah's Polycule," with two of every kind of animal
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In Seattle you can achieve the "Noah's Polycule," with two of every kind of animal
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Was Howl's moving castle originally designed as a Nazi superweapon
December 13, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Was Howl's moving castle originally designed as a Nazi superweapon
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And to Jonathan, my eldest son, I leave my Spotify playlists, and a lifes work on that which slaps
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 AM
And to Jonathan, my eldest son, I leave my Spotify playlists, and a lifes work on that which slaps
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Me inventing lifesaving EMDR therapy:
Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao
Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao
December 7, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Me inventing lifesaving EMDR therapy:
Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao
Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao
(taking Adderall) Time for some German courage
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
(taking Adderall) Time for some German courage
Zelda is honestly crazy imagine seeing a guy in the forest killing squirrels and then checking them for dollars
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Zelda is honestly crazy imagine seeing a guy in the forest killing squirrels and then checking them for dollars
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I'm not "stealing" anything, I'm a techpriest and I'm blessing these catalytic converters
December 3, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I'm not "stealing" anything, I'm a techpriest and I'm blessing these catalytic converters
to make sure my last words are good whenever I get so much as a slight cold I will be repeating catchphrases incessantly
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
to make sure my last words are good whenever I get so much as a slight cold I will be repeating catchphrases incessantly
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if you explained your "arcs" to Sigmund Freud he would die of a heart attack
November 27, 2023 at 3:39 AM
if you explained your "arcs" to Sigmund Freud he would die of a heart attack
Banned from hosting Miss Universe after eating the envelope and announcing "All women are equally beautiful"
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Banned from hosting Miss Universe after eating the envelope and announcing "All women are equally beautiful"
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When you have one Adderall left so you just carry it around like Jack Sparrow's pistol with one shot
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
When you have one Adderall left so you just carry it around like Jack Sparrow's pistol with one shot
They should make a dating site that matches you by most similar handwriting
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They should make a dating site that matches you by most similar handwriting
Quick boys, administer a Citizen's Beating
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Quick boys, administer a Citizen's Beating
The problem with Charles Bukowski dressing like a homeless person is I might accidentally afford Bukowski the respect I give a homeless person
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The problem with Charles Bukowski dressing like a homeless person is I might accidentally afford Bukowski the respect I give a homeless person
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Going nonverbal professionally (a mime)
November 2, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Going nonverbal professionally (a mime)
Renting this zip car for 35 seconds so I can move it and take its parking spot
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Renting this zip car for 35 seconds so I can move it and take its parking spot
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Getting banned from every relationship group by posting "What did they say when you talked to them about it"
November 2, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Getting banned from every relationship group by posting "What did they say when you talked to them about it"
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Computer, blast this idiot with the beam that makes you feel the sublime bliss of love eternal
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Computer, blast this idiot with the beam that makes you feel the sublime bliss of love eternal
I keep searching "Demonias for men" but Google keeps playing laughing noises at me
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I keep searching "Demonias for men" but Google keeps playing laughing noises at me
We should name schools after dumb people for more effective irony
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We should name schools after dumb people for more effective irony
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And these are my two sons, Like and Subscribe
October 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
And these are my two sons, Like and Subscribe
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Voice from the open coffin: My God, I'm... alive, again? It's a miracle, I can't wait to see my family...
Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books
Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books
October 24, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Voice from the open coffin: My God, I'm... alive, again? It's a miracle, I can't wait to see my family...
Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books
Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books