You have never, NOT ONCE, fought. Now, the only people you are fighting is the Democrats who elected you with the hopes you would miraculously meet this moment. Not only should you resign, you should leave the country. I'm thinking of moving to NY just to vote against you. GO AWAY.

"If something evil is popular, is it still evil?" is basically the defining social question of our time.

That bug is pretty cool.

I rented one of these from a Blockbuster while housesitting over the Christmas holidays in 1995. Battle Arena Toshinden and Twisted Metal came with it, along with painful blisters on both thumbs. Rummaged through my host's home for something to put on them, and it turns out condoms did the trick.

We have our Alexa programmed to play this song when it's time for our kids to do chores. 😂

Complete with Babylonian Lou Perlman!

My oldest leaves for the bus stop at 6:30 a.m. He eats 2 slices of bacon, a scrambled egg, a handful of frozen chocolate chip pancakes, and like 6 oz of chocolate milk.

Um, his name is Lawrence, and he plays a huge role in the novelized sequel to that movie, Batman : Resurrection. 😆

I bumped into Snoop Dogg at the tiny airport in Baton Rouge at like 6am one morning. He and another dude were in the newsstand shop just cutting up and flirting with the clerk. Waiting on an early flight maybe? I should ask my dad if Snoop was on his flight from BR to Phoenix in like 1997.

HA! Also - I feel like if there's one number that's divided, it's the Nines who see both sides of an argument. This character is literally two different guys that have to pretend like they aren't each other, lol.

Nine here. Literally thought this exact thing during his early argue-view with Lois. When he gets frustrated and decides to just bug out, lol.

Is this an official review? 😁

The line we cross into authoritarianism? Look behind you, Bern. We're already there.

You misspelled "Articles of Impeachment"