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Satire is tragedy + time - LB
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Ok everyone, who you got for The Tariff Riff? Odds are at even money.
So are we talking an immediate Nobel Peace Prize or will he have to wait until October like the "normies"?
#NobelPrize #POTUS
April 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This looks like a movie poster. What is the name of the movie?
Bi-Poler Disorder?
April 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ok everyone, who you got for The Tariff Riff? Odds are at even money.
April 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Remember that the following GOP Senators who are up for re-election next year were each the deciding vote to confirm Pete Hegseth:

Thom Tillis
Joni Ernst
Dan Sullivan
Ashley Moody
Jon Husted
John Cornyn

They KNEW was unqualified for Defense Secretary and they put our troops in danger anyway.
April 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Japan came to Washington for trade talks this week. It went like this:
US: What are you offering?
Japan: What do you want?
Americans: We don't know
Japan walks away. trump has no idea what he is doing and is not trustworthy. As part of the art of the deal, you should at least know what you want.
April 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Once trump is impeached, does that mean Vance takes the reins? And for how long?
April 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The amount of farmers who are suffering but still support trump is staggering. They have this delusion that if and when a trade deal is struck with China, all business will come back. Sorry guys. Your customers found new, stable suppliers. You're in permanent shit.
April 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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As a lawyer, I can tell you why Abrego Garcia must remain in El Salvador. If he were free, he could sue me for defamation and win.

by Pam Bondi
April 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
trump seems to be trying to turn the Whitehouse into some kind of holy shrine. Can we call this place "The Rapelcy"?
April 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
What is 45 + 47? My calculator just keeps returning "Economic Suicide". Is that right?
April 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Remove the Olympics & World Cup from US, it is not safe for visitors. When you travel to the US you risk arbitrary arrest and abduction, random acts of extreme firearm violence and terrorism, unknown pathogens and disease, and discrimination or xenophobic attacks.
April 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
trump has already cemented himself as the worst president in US history, now he is taking a run at the title of weakest bitch in human history.
After failing to force Ukraine to surrender to Russia, the Trump regime announced it was going to give up if so called “negotiations” fail in the next week or so. Another humiliating loss for the US as its global image is shredded by Trump and his weakeness.
April 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Republicans need to ask themselves "What side of history do I want to stand on?" "What values will I be remembered for?"
April 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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In today’s atmosphere, it’s obvious why a book warning of totalitarian censorship would be in the American Library Association’s list of most commonly challenged books
April 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Came here from X because I got shadow banned. Imagine an account with less than 150 followers being a threat. If X were a town hall I would have been tazed and probably on my way to El Salvador right now.
April 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Get them while they're hot!
April 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM