Bruce Lane
@thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social
Struggling Zone 9a Gardener and Hockey Fan. Amateur astronomer, photographer, science enthusiast, and film buff, who also likes hiking in the backwoods.
I'm pretty certain that if you get five FIFA Peace Prizes you get a sixth one free.
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm pretty certain that if you get five FIFA Peace Prizes you get a sixth one free.
It's not failure. It's a stealth tank. No. It's failure.
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It's not failure. It's a stealth tank. No. It's failure.
They could probably find the money for this and other projects if the Victoria Mayor and Councilors didn't continue voting to give themselves retroactive pay raises.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They could probably find the money for this and other projects if the Victoria Mayor and Councilors didn't continue voting to give themselves retroactive pay raises.
Always remember that the pat on the back is often just a recce for the blade.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Always remember that the pat on the back is often just a recce for the blade.
The Toddler in Chief's posts on social media have gotten longer. Is he using AI or ghost writers to make his content?
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Toddler in Chief's posts on social media have gotten longer. Is he using AI or ghost writers to make his content?
"Source of Safety Briefs" would be a good tank name...
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Source of Safety Briefs" would be a good tank name...
We'll point to a bunch of different factors, but at the end of the day the massive population bubble that are the Baby Boomers are just aging out of drinking as much or medically prohibited from doing so. It's the same with government and police patting themselves on the back for less crime.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We'll point to a bunch of different factors, but at the end of the day the massive population bubble that are the Baby Boomers are just aging out of drinking as much or medically prohibited from doing so. It's the same with government and police patting themselves on the back for less crime.
At some point, the struggling space programs of dictatorships will just start issuing AI videos to show their success. #fakeittillyoumakeit
a man on the moon with an american flag in the background
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December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
At some point, the struggling space programs of dictatorships will just start issuing AI videos to show their success. #fakeittillyoumakeit
From the beginning it's been not so much America First as Loot America First. Expecting these grifters to not dip into the Pentagon's massive budget and treat it as their personal piggy bank is unrealistic.
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
From the beginning it's been not so much America First as Loot America First. Expecting these grifters to not dip into the Pentagon's massive budget and treat it as their personal piggy bank is unrealistic.
A 'piggy' bank to be exact...
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A 'piggy' bank to be exact...
The real question is whether the BC Conservative MLAs pushing John Rustad out of office are the party moderates who think he's a looney or the party loonies thinking he's too moderate.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The real question is whether the BC Conservative MLAs pushing John Rustad out of office are the party moderates who think he's a looney or the party loonies thinking he's too moderate.
It's like this in Surrey too, except instead of eggs it's bullets.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's like this in Surrey too, except instead of eggs it's bullets.
I wasn't a big fan of the loser point when they introduced it and nothing has changed my mind since. If you want scoring to be the equivalent of basketball you just need to make the net 20 feet wide and you'll get your wish. The downside is goalies becoming even more crazy.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I wasn't a big fan of the loser point when they introduced it and nothing has changed my mind since. If you want scoring to be the equivalent of basketball you just need to make the net 20 feet wide and you'll get your wish. The downside is goalies becoming even more crazy.
I would have liked the see the other end of that can for signs of lid tampering (taking out the contents and refilling it with water). I have trust issues with towards people who open cans upside down.
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I would have liked the see the other end of that can for signs of lid tampering (taking out the contents and refilling it with water). I have trust issues with towards people who open cans upside down.
The Toddler in Chief doesn't even take off his fascist hat when seated indoors for dining? What an animal.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says " manners maketh man "
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December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Toddler in Chief doesn't even take off his fascist hat when seated indoors for dining? What an animal.
Part of the growing trend of the larger the case, the larger the gross incompetence, from political interest, systemic incompetence, and everyone rushing to get involved.
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Part of the growing trend of the larger the case, the larger the gross incompetence, from political interest, systemic incompetence, and everyone rushing to get involved.
I like folk-country if it's got something to say, provided it's not one step away from announcing the next Klan meeting as a public service, but most regular country music sounds like twanged up 80s music and not good 80s music either.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I like folk-country if it's got something to say, provided it's not one step away from announcing the next Klan meeting as a public service, but most regular country music sounds like twanged up 80s music and not good 80s music either.
I've only seen this level of mastery with one other...
two men are sitting next to each other on a couch and talking .
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December 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I've only seen this level of mastery with one other...
I'm honestly surprised Sartre didn't dedicated an entire book to the existential dread that is the frozen turkey TV dinner.
a cartoon of a girl laying on a pillow next to a white fish
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November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm honestly surprised Sartre didn't dedicated an entire book to the existential dread that is the frozen turkey TV dinner.
When I worked in a massive warehouse food freezer, I remember the unease at watching all those frozen turkey dinners leaving for Thanksgiving and Christmas, knowing that they were bound to lonely households and that they tasted like sadness.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When I worked in a massive warehouse food freezer, I remember the unease at watching all those frozen turkey dinners leaving for Thanksgiving and Christmas, knowing that they were bound to lonely households and that they tasted like sadness.
The Marvel Universe just keeps getting stranger by the day.
a man wearing a red spider-man mask and a jacket is praying .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Marvel Universe just keeps getting stranger by the day.
I feel pretty confident that the Canadians currently in Latvia would fight to the last Russian.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I feel pretty confident that the Canadians currently in Latvia would fight to the last Russian.
I still remember being weirded out the first time I was publicly referred to as the acronym SO, when I was standing right there.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I still remember being weirded out the first time I was publicly referred to as the acronym SO, when I was standing right there.
One meal described what had been done to contents as: liquified the meat, formed into shape, injected it with chemicals to hold that shape, and then add food color and nitrate lines to simulate BBQ lines. They should just market the first strike ration to gamers. terminallance.com/2016/03/18/t...
Terminal Lance #417 “Beef Patty” - Terminal Lance
Can we just talk about MRE's for a second? I'm not some kind of hippy, vegan, organic, vegetarian, gluten-free yuppie or anything like that... But I can't help but simply feel sorry for those sad fuck...
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November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One meal described what had been done to contents as: liquified the meat, formed into shape, injected it with chemicals to hold that shape, and then add food color and nitrate lines to simulate BBQ lines. They should just market the first strike ration to gamers. terminallance.com/2016/03/18/t...
I'm not sure I like the idea of focusing on trading all the hardest working character guys out of a dressing room that's still a bit fragile, but Vancouver got to Vancouver.
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm not sure I like the idea of focusing on trading all the hardest working character guys out of a dressing room that's still a bit fragile, but Vancouver got to Vancouver.