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TheBryanPowell
@thebryanpowell.bsky.social
Aspiring aspirer.
Writer, director, playwright, author, artist
Cat dad & back pain haver.
#createdtocreate
Need to check my privilege after getting into a fight with my Smart TV for being "actually stupid".
March 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So many lies and misinformation spreading last night... can't believe people eat this stuff up... #Trump #MAGA #lies

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March 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move thought it, because it is alive."
-PKD
February 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Why don't you GROW THE F UP and stop using little sippy straws altogether? DRINK FROM THE CUP YOU BIG BABY
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Wednesday is now Red White and Blue Day, and Monday's are being renamed America Day so people will like it more. #ExecutiveOrders 🤷‍♂️
February 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Is anyone surprised anymore by any of the corruption? :/ #ElonMusk #Trump #America www.msn.com/en-us/autos/...
February 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by TheBryanPowell
Reminder: Donald Trump asked to play the President in SharkNado 3.

He was told that they had given the role to Mark Cuban, but he could be Vice President.

He flew into a rage and soon after announced he was running for President for real.
February 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Nothing but respect for MY President, @mcuban.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
🤢 Trump and his family makes MILLIONS while 810,000 others lose money www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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February 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
'Trump un-invites Super Bowl winners The Philadelphia Eagles to the White House because he's a friendless loser!' - every headline today. I love that there's no more "fake news". 😆

Imagine being the president and getting upset athletes don't like you (understandable) so you throw a tantrum. 🤣
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Movies can be "so bad they're good" but what can be so good that it's bad?
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This guy watching me is making me feel awkward and distracting me from people-watching awkward people.
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You either die a Mr. Beast or live long enough to become a Jake or Logan Paul.
January 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
A candy apple a day pisses off the dentist
January 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I think dentists should really take advantage of the term “full cavity search”
January 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hygienists and dentists have a real good-cop bad-cop thing going on and I’m sick of it
January 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Entrepreneurs: Make your money work for you.
Me, yelling at my money: GET A F*CKING JOB!!!
January 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
‪“Learning To Let Go: An Idiots Guide To Being A Hoarder”‬
‪Page 1: YOU DONT NEED THIS BOOK! THROW IT OUT!‬
January 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I exorcise everyday. 🏋️‍♂️
I have many demons. 🤼‍♂️
January 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I think maybe I get it now… #RFKJr is like some sort of bridge troll and his riddle is this: everything he says that is bad is actually okay and everything he does (heroin, conspiracy spiraling, McDonalds) is actually bad? 🧌
January 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just realized Pierre Escargot didn't really know French. 🙁
January 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🛁 What's the most offensive emoji? I think it's pretty messed up that they changed the gun emoji to a squirt gun but we still have this baby drowning in a bathtub emoji.
January 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You may think X-acto knives are your friend, when really they're just heartless sharp metallic objects.
January 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM