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Katie
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Messy is cute. Therapy is gorgeous
Currently fighting for my polka dot plant's life
I wish astronauts were real
It's 3:30pm. I have a caffeine withdrawal headache. And the coffee shop is playing an edm remix of uptown funk
July 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Katie
Wordle: locked in
Crossword: locked in
Scrolling through the worst news imaginable: so locked in
Sitting down to work: Benny Hill music
March 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It is ok to Google the origins of St Patrick's day at work. But only if your boss doesn't walk in on you googling the origins of St. Patrick's day

Follow for more workplace tricks
March 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My coffee machine at work says "enjoy your beverage" instead of "enjoy your coffee".
To be inclusive

Because of woke.
March 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Now children. Play nicely and take turns on the shared excel sheet. I know it is frustrating that you can't get in to edit your data. You can have a turn when your brother loses
March 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Playing papa's freezeria at work to prepare for my new job. When the inevitable moment happens where I make an error so egregious that they have to let me go, I need to be prepared (or they let me go after they catch me playing papa's freezeria at work)
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Beyonce takes one day to cry and then she moves on" I sob as I redo the same spreadsheet for the 4th time today
March 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If you got time to lean, you got time to clean (change all spaces into underscores for all files from 2018 to present)
February 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me on my way to tell my boss I spent an hour on the wrong form
February 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Happy Friway (i messed up all the equations in excel)
February 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is who you're judging whrn i have to fill an incident report for super gluing my finger to the desk at work
February 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
How i think i look when I'm walking around the office like an elementary student does when they don't want to be in class and then running into my boss on the elevator
February 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Please be careful out there. This guy stopped me on the way home asking for directions. Then he stole all of my snacks and tried taking my kidneys. It's a new scam on the roads. Report to police if you see anything sus
February 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Actual photo of me learning what compound time means (not only do I have a masters in music theory, I have taught it at university)

Next week, I'll learn what an augmented 6th is
February 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I wonder if this feels as good as eating grated cheese out of the bag at 3am
February 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Nothing hits as good as a cry session in the car before class (I'm the professor)
February 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
No one knows what truly goes on in my twister mind.
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Live footage of me realizing my tamagotchi was on full volume while the symphony was playing
December 1, 2024 at 3:59 PM
This is how it feels going through the mall now that I can't cut through Nordstrom
December 1, 2024 at 4:40 AM