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The Cactuar Matt

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A cactuar named Matt He/Him I'll be back someday when life isn't ridiculously busy

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · Jan 2

2025 Goals Time

1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 30m

Why are you getting testy with your partner?

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Giada Zavarise @cheerfulgoth.bsky.social · 1d

she doesn't even know what a merge conflict is

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

He's pretty good. A decent Bob Costas replacement.

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

Eh, they're both Asian food, says old woman that believes Mexican and American food are the same.

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

I love sports, but their collection of "personalities" is a straight up dumpster fire.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

Crime scene!

The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

He's such a clown

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

Good luck!

The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

Now to just surf social media while I wait for it to download lol

The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

The Last Guardian is a little too much "PS2 game" for me right now so I'm going to try out Yakuza Last Dragon

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · Sep 2

How you're eating rn if you're a Belichick-is-overrated hater

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11h

I don't feel like a soft landing with another team is likely lmao. He'll probably apply to be a Fox News contributor.

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 12h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 11h

Bill Belichick had a dream. A dream of unsettling everyone by being a huge asshole and letting his uncomfortably young girlfriend assert control over the football program, and now it's ruined. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.