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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇

@velodus.bsky.social

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Ahoy, congrats on living in just the precise way to land on my profile in this moment! I write stuff and have a mondo cool YT channel. ~ 🏀 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗺𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘁: @shamsbot.bsky.social ⋆ 🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆ 💸 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼: https://venmo.com/velodus ⋆

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 2d

Oh hi! Did you know that I have a YouTube channel that I occasionally neglect for long stretches? Well I'm planning to start uploading stuff again, so if you dig me/are madly in love with me, you're welcome to subscribe to me there if you're chill and cool.

youtube.com/@velodus

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 4h

It's very true. Even Shaq, who moved around a lot after a while, is primarily a Laker to people. But I don't think ppl will primarily think of Durant as a Warrior at all. It'll be some weird mishmash of different organizations.

Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 5h

It's funny that Kevin Durant has changed teams so many times that here he is in a Rockets uniform and it doesn't even phase me. KD on the Rockets? Sure, not hard to get used to at all.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 5h

I support free speech, but I also think Bluesky should ban anyone that says eating the lower half of a mermaid is not cannibalism

I don’t care if genetically it’s fish flesh not human, in my book it still counts as cannibalism and I expect this platform to uphold that fact

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 6h

People are saying Kershaw is washed, but I dunno, this looks like vintage Playoffs Kershaw to me

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 6h

Damn, well done Phillies

Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 7h

The New York Yankees have been eliminated on International Lesbian Day

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 7h

THE ENDING OF THIS GAME...

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 7h

UNC assuring people that Belichick isn't going anywhere

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 8h

John Smoltz kind of sounds like if Brian Posehn was even more tired

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 8h

"Cam Schlittler" suggests the existence of Chat Pabstalin

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 8h

It's so weird to see this same costume now being featured in major political news clips

Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · Dec 6

WAIT. I somehow had no idea that the Cleveland Cavaliers have adopted a totally random frog mascot who now occasionally celebrates wins with them. I adore this.

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 10h

The only thing preventing me from becoming Bluesky's communications manager is a complete and utter disinterest on their end. Otherwise, I still like my chances :)

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 11h

Bill Belichick had a dream. A dream of unsettling everyone by being a huge asshole and letting his uncomfortably young girlfriend assert control over the football program, and now it's ruined. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · Sep 2

How you're eating rn if you're a Belichick-is-overrated hater

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 12h

I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable International Lesbian Day

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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 15h

beautiful new sports graphic alert cc @aluckmann.bsky.social

A graphic from NBA.com and Bleacher Report of Victor Wembanyama in his Spurs jersey, noting that he is 7'5" and noting that "Wemby Has Grown 2 Inches" with an exploding-head emoji

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 15h

It's very unfortunate that Gavin Newsom is one of the only Democrats who's good at social media

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 15h

It'd be funny if it's still active

Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 15h

The official movie account for Cocaine Bear responded to me once. It didn't really affect my life but it was cool.

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

Frank Sinatra could've watched G Gundam

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

Kero Kero Bonito!

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

Their commitment to making sure I never see this movie is commendable

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Disney promoting AI slop posters at the ‘Tron Ares’ premiere

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh, that's a good one

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

I'm happy Peacock's NBA theme appears to be a remix of Roundball Rock and not the regular version, because it'll make it that much more special to hear the real thing on NBC.

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