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Carrot Wizard
@thecarrotwizard.bsky.social
Vtuber, Wizard, Retro Gamer at heart.

If you would like to help fund my expensive nerd hobbies check out my Throne.
https://throne.com/thecarrotwizard
I absolutely love that everyone is calling this the "GabeCube".
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I just adopted this OC from a friend.
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Perhaps a wholesome story about a brother and his adopted sister saving the world?
August 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I don't know why you're getting so upset. I just want to share some classic games with her. Maybe she would like it if I put this all over her face instead.
August 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Would she rather Irritating Stick? I hear it's quite hard.
August 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm going to put Ballz3D on her face.
August 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Nose art on your junk?
August 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
GWENDOLYN!
July 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Someone stop me! I'm looking at upgrades for my NABU again and I don't have the $300 to blow on the parts I want!

Serial card, VDP upgrade, Gotek floppy drive emulator... And maybe other stuff eventually...
July 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is why I need my artist, @nooklom.bsky.social. I can't draw.
June 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me whenever it's Pay Day: "I CAST FIREBALL CENTERED ON MY WALLET!"

Art by @nooklom.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm leaving this without context.
May 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
IRL Thing: The family and I almost died...

TL;DR Carbon Monoxide leak! We're okay, not looking forward to the bill to fix it though. Currently without heat unfortunately.
February 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I just got a new-in-box MetaWatch. A smartwatch from 2012!

The good news is that it still works!

The bad news is that the app doesn't!

For now it's just a fancy digital watch unless I can somehow get the app on a modern phone.
February 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pebble Time acquired!
February 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Post your favorite Pokemon! Wrong answers only!
November 23, 2024 at 6:18 AM
November 21, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
November 20, 2024 at 11:33 PM
What's your sign?
November 11, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Isn't that basically just Only War??
November 8, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Once I finally get my streaming spot back I think I'm going to stream Vay again but this time it'll be the PC version with a more accurate translation and different voice actors.
October 20, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,440,055!
September 19, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Posted this a Twitter a bit ago but I'm posting it here too.

@podgekinn.bsky.social and myself, art by @nooklom.bsky.social
September 3, 2024 at 5:21 AM
IRL Thing: I just got the unfortunate news that one of the family dogs is being put down. She's been at the animal hospital for days and is just getting worse. Next step would be a liver biopsy but it wouldn't be until Wednesday and she won't be able to survive that long.
September 2, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I made this abomination of quick bread. It tastes mildly of grape and is a little too crumbly.
February 19, 2024 at 8:19 PM