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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 7d

Just wanted to say the wedding went great. The first dance impressed quite a few members of my family. I'm still getting used to wearing the ring.

Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 12d

It's the big day! I couldn't sleep worth a damn between the stress, anxiety, sinus pressure, and the intense shoulder pain. Caffeine, ibuprofen, and pseudoephedrine are going to get me through the day. Wish me luck!

Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 13d

I am getting married tomorrow.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 12d

It's the big day! I couldn't sleep worth a damn between the stress, anxiety, sinus pressure, and the intense shoulder pain. Caffeine, ibuprofen, and pseudoephedrine are going to get me through the day. Wish me luck!

Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 13d

I am getting married tomorrow.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 13d

I just realized that I've been so busy with things for the big day that I never sat down to write my vows. I know what I'm doing today!

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 13d

I am getting married tomorrow.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 14d

Just keep being your little chaotic gremlin chimkin self.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 22d

I like option #2.

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wobblerocket 🎲🎮 @wobblerocket.com · 23d

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.

They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · 26d

You make little yarn Frexels??? I WANT ONE!

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Sep 9

They'll tell you to strum something alright.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Sep 9

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Sep 9

Button, I don't know if posting about being in bed and having nothing to do with your fingers on the Internet is going to get you any useful comments.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Sep 8

I want to know Thal's subclasses because I had an idea for a Druid/Artificer and I'd laugh if it was the same one.

Also Silver-Eye is adorable.

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Tex 🤠 Undying Space Cowboy @moviecowboy.bsky.social · Sep 2

friendship over with halo 3 rat

max payne 1 rat with da gat is new best video game rat in my eyes

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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · Aug 24

a cookbook is pretty much a grimoire for food

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · Aug 24

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 24

You cannot kill me in a way that matters

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 24

There are games there too, and they are far worse than anything I have suggested!

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 24

What's wrong with my games? She wouldn't like them?

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 24

Perhaps a wholesome story about a brother and his adopted sister saving the world?

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 23

Must resist urge to lick mushroom

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 23

Pretty birb

Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 23

I don't know why you're getting so upset. I just want to share some classic games with her. Maybe she would like it if I put this all over her face instead.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 23

Would she rather Irritating Stick? I hear it's quite hard.

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 23

It's not horny, it's COMBAT!

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Carrot Wizard @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social · Aug 23

I'm going to put Ballz3D on her face.

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