Carrot Wizard
@thecarrotwizard.bsky.social
Vtuber, Wizard, Retro Gamer at heart.
If you would like to help fund my expensive nerd hobbies check out my Throne.
https://throne.com/thecarrotwizard
If you would like to help fund my expensive nerd hobbies check out my Throne.
https://throne.com/thecarrotwizard
I absolutely love that everyone is calling this the "GabeCube".
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I absolutely love that everyone is calling this the "GabeCube".
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October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I promise I'll get back to streaming at some point! Turns out being in a relationship and being a dad takes a lot of your free time and leaves you with an empty wallet.
Day 23 @thecarrotwizard.bsky.social
As Carrot's patron, I am contractually obligated to provide at least one artwork a year. In exchange, I get to twist his balls every day in the afterlife. #CarrartWizard
As Carrot's patron, I am contractually obligated to provide at least one artwork a year. In exchange, I get to twist his balls every day in the afterlife. #CarrartWizard
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I promise I'll get back to streaming at some point! Turns out being in a relationship and being a dad takes a lot of your free time and leaves you with an empty wallet.
Happy Birthday to Nook! I never would have become a Vtuber without a push from him (and all of the art he made for me)!
Day 21 IS ME
Let's be honest, I am doing this whole challenge to jerk off my ego. Since it's my birthday, I need twice the normal amount. It's only fair. Heck, I may even stream for real this year, who knows?
Let's be honest, I am doing this whole challenge to jerk off my ego. Since it's my birthday, I need twice the normal amount. It's only fair. Heck, I may even stream for real this year, who knows?
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy Birthday to Nook! I never would have become a Vtuber without a push from him (and all of the art he made for me)!
Just wanted to say the wedding went great. The first dance impressed quite a few members of my family. I'm still getting used to wearing the ring.
It's the big day! I couldn't sleep worth a damn between the stress, anxiety, sinus pressure, and the intense shoulder pain. Caffeine, ibuprofen, and pseudoephedrine are going to get me through the day. Wish me luck!
I am getting married tomorrow.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just wanted to say the wedding went great. The first dance impressed quite a few members of my family. I'm still getting used to wearing the ring.
It's the big day! I couldn't sleep worth a damn between the stress, anxiety, sinus pressure, and the intense shoulder pain. Caffeine, ibuprofen, and pseudoephedrine are going to get me through the day. Wish me luck!
September 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's the big day! I couldn't sleep worth a damn between the stress, anxiety, sinus pressure, and the intense shoulder pain. Caffeine, ibuprofen, and pseudoephedrine are going to get me through the day. Wish me luck!
I am getting married tomorrow.
dawn of the final day - 24 hours remain - is written in white on a black background
ALT: dawn of the final day - 24 hours remain - is written in white on a black background
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September 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I am getting married tomorrow.
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As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
September 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
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friendship over with halo 3 rat
max payne 1 rat with da gat is new best video game rat in my eyes
max payne 1 rat with da gat is new best video game rat in my eyes
September 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
friendship over with halo 3 rat
max payne 1 rat with da gat is new best video game rat in my eyes
max payne 1 rat with da gat is new best video game rat in my eyes
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a cookbook is pretty much a grimoire for food
August 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
a cookbook is pretty much a grimoire for food
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Another shot of my ca. 1400 Hand Cannon
August 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Another shot of my ca. 1400 Hand Cannon
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Indie Retro News: Cubix - The first 3D platformer of its kind for the ZX Spectrum! www.indieretronews.com/2025/08/cubi... #retrogaming #gaming #games
August 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Indie Retro News: Cubix - The first 3D platformer of its kind for the ZX Spectrum! www.indieretronews.com/2025/08/cubi... #retrogaming #gaming #games
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Has nobody realised that if providing ID online to access sites/services becomes the norm, then it won't take long for nefarious actors to make sites & req ID just to steal people's info...
August 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Has nobody realised that if providing ID online to access sites/services becomes the norm, then it won't take long for nefarious actors to make sites & req ID just to steal people's info...
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Holy shit, the Wizard of Oz was the first vtuber
Wait...
Was The Wizard of Oz the first VTuber?
Was The Wizard of Oz the first VTuber?
August 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Holy shit, the Wizard of Oz was the first vtuber
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Huh, I didn't know that was a thing. That's neat.
July 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Huh, I didn't know that was a thing. That's neat.
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June 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Brütal Legend is free on itchio for the next 666 minutes in honor of Ozzy Osbourne buff.ly/Rj8d5tl
July 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Brütal Legend is free on itchio for the next 666 minutes in honor of Ozzy Osbourne buff.ly/Rj8d5tl
Psychic damage is my favorite flavor.
July 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Psychic damage is my favorite flavor.
Someone stop me! I'm looking at upgrades for my NABU again and I don't have the $300 to blow on the parts I want!
Serial card, VDP upgrade, Gotek floppy drive emulator... And maybe other stuff eventually...
Serial card, VDP upgrade, Gotek floppy drive emulator... And maybe other stuff eventually...
July 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Someone stop me! I'm looking at upgrades for my NABU again and I don't have the $300 to blow on the parts I want!
Serial card, VDP upgrade, Gotek floppy drive emulator... And maybe other stuff eventually...
Serial card, VDP upgrade, Gotek floppy drive emulator... And maybe other stuff eventually...
This is why I need my artist, @nooklom.bsky.social. I can't draw.
June 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is why I need my artist, @nooklom.bsky.social. I can't draw.
June 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Alright, with the release of The Gathering, an #MTGJRPG less that 72 HOURS AWAY, let’s do one last push to get people excited about it!
I will randomly choose ONE person who Reposts this and NAME AN NPC AFTER YOU!
Bonus: Let’s hear about what YOU hope will happen in the game!
I will randomly choose ONE person who Reposts this and NAME AN NPC AFTER YOU!
Bonus: Let’s hear about what YOU hope will happen in the game!
May 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Alright, with the release of The Gathering, an #MTGJRPG less that 72 HOURS AWAY, let’s do one last push to get people excited about it!
I will randomly choose ONE person who Reposts this and NAME AN NPC AFTER YOU!
Bonus: Let’s hear about what YOU hope will happen in the game!
I will randomly choose ONE person who Reposts this and NAME AN NPC AFTER YOU!
Bonus: Let’s hear about what YOU hope will happen in the game!
I'm leaving this without context.
May 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm leaving this without context.
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