The Cat
@thecatinpants.bsky.social
28 | artist & writter | 🏳️⚧️ pan & demi | fan of Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun!, Blue Exorcist, Pokémon, & various queer horror (or just horror) & fantasy/sci-fi dramedy podcasts (just ask and I'll provide you the list I've accumulated, there's SO many)
things to add to my dating profile:
Hobbies
-throwing tomatoes at the neighborhood children (don't worry, they love it)
- taking medications that should not be mixed with alcohol with a glass of wine just so see what happens
- looming in the window as an omen of certain doom
- table tennis (🔞)
Hobbies
-throwing tomatoes at the neighborhood children (don't worry, they love it)
- taking medications that should not be mixed with alcohol with a glass of wine just so see what happens
- looming in the window as an omen of certain doom
- table tennis (🔞)
August 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
things to add to my dating profile:
Hobbies
-throwing tomatoes at the neighborhood children (don't worry, they love it)
- taking medications that should not be mixed with alcohol with a glass of wine just so see what happens
- looming in the window as an omen of certain doom
- table tennis (🔞)
Hobbies
-throwing tomatoes at the neighborhood children (don't worry, they love it)
- taking medications that should not be mixed with alcohol with a glass of wine just so see what happens
- looming in the window as an omen of certain doom
- table tennis (🔞)
not beating the secretly a small animal allegations with how I'm scaring myself with my own reflection in the sliding glass door to my backyard
July 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
not beating the secretly a small animal allegations with how I'm scaring myself with my own reflection in the sliding glass door to my backyard
the one thing they don't tell you about being transmasc is that when you start using the men's bathroom at work you will find out you're the only person competent enough in the entire workplace to know how to change a goddamn roll of toilet paper
July 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
the one thing they don't tell you about being transmasc is that when you start using the men's bathroom at work you will find out you're the only person competent enough in the entire workplace to know how to change a goddamn roll of toilet paper
Made a cunty shroodle edit yesterday. If you even care
July 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Made a cunty shroodle edit yesterday. If you even care
I'm about to do what the kids these days call "ultimate showering" (chugging an entire buzzball in one go and trying to take a shower)
April 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm about to do what the kids these days call "ultimate showering" (chugging an entire buzzball in one go and trying to take a shower)
took a bite out of that ass and it sounded like sinking my teeth into the taught skin of a honeycrisp apple
April 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
took a bite out of that ass and it sounded like sinking my teeth into the taught skin of a honeycrisp apple
repost if you're up this Sunday morning feelin like a hypercolorful slippery dick showin out
For your consideration: a hypercolorful slippery dick showin out #slipperydickwrasse #wrasse #supermale #closeup #hypercolorful #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity
March 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
repost if you're up this Sunday morning feelin like a hypercolorful slippery dick showin out
Dante Alighieri really was the funniest bitch to ever do it tbh, he really said "oh hey remember when you were mean to me that one time? Well I got to go on a walking tour of hell in my bible fanfic & you were there 😬 yeah, upside down in a boiling lake of tar, your feet were on fire :/ lol sorryyy"
March 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dante Alighieri really was the funniest bitch to ever do it tbh, he really said "oh hey remember when you were mean to me that one time? Well I got to go on a walking tour of hell in my bible fanfic & you were there 😬 yeah, upside down in a boiling lake of tar, your feet were on fire :/ lol sorryyy"
went looking for good mongoose pictures on the ol googey imis for My Purposes and found this guy who's face captures a state of being I feel any time someone greets me in public by name but I have no fucking idea who they are
March 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
went looking for good mongoose pictures on the ol googey imis for My Purposes and found this guy who's face captures a state of being I feel any time someone greets me in public by name but I have no fucking idea who they are
Reposted by The Cat
Some of my trans followers might be interested in this absolute bargain
March 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Some of my trans followers might be interested in this absolute bargain
Reposted by The Cat
I recently started reading the blue exorcist manga after years of being anime only (I need to research for my fics) and got to this part
March 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I recently started reading the blue exorcist manga after years of being anime only (I need to research for my fics) and got to this part
THEM. 😭💖💅
March 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
THEM. 😭💖💅
when my friends see scabs on my knees they always joke "har har it's from sucking all those dicks" like no bitch it's from hitting shit by accident because I have all the natural grace of a drunk toddler
I wear kneepads when I suck dick because I'm not a fucking caveman
I wear kneepads when I suck dick because I'm not a fucking caveman
March 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
when my friends see scabs on my knees they always joke "har har it's from sucking all those dicks" like no bitch it's from hitting shit by accident because I have all the natural grace of a drunk toddler
I wear kneepads when I suck dick because I'm not a fucking caveman
I wear kneepads when I suck dick because I'm not a fucking caveman
will you still love me when I'm no longer Paul and Blartiful?
March 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
will you still love me when I'm no longer Paul and Blartiful?
for all of my Paul I'm still just a Blart in a mall
March 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
for all of my Paul I'm still just a Blart in a mall
you either die a Paul or live long enough to see yourself become a Blart
March 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
you either die a Paul or live long enough to see yourself become a Blart
One of my ancestors was on the titanic, he was the one who hit the propeller on his way into the water
March 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
One of my ancestors was on the titanic, he was the one who hit the propeller on his way into the water
gonna open a strip club named Big Jimmy's House of Honk (I'm Big Jimmy)
March 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
gonna open a strip club named Big Jimmy's House of Honk (I'm Big Jimmy)
I decided it was a good idea to get high while taking a bath but now the shae butter from my high quality bath bomb has greased the tub and I can do nothing but tumble and slide endlessly in its confines, like an oiled chicken cutlet in a porcelain bowl
March 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I decided it was a good idea to get high while taking a bath but now the shae butter from my high quality bath bomb has greased the tub and I can do nothing but tumble and slide endlessly in its confines, like an oiled chicken cutlet in a porcelain bowl
Sometimes I remember that Shrek is cononically a twink by ogre standards.
It haunts me.
It haunts me.
March 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sometimes I remember that Shrek is cononically a twink by ogre standards.
It haunts me.
It haunts me.
thinkin about humber
March 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
thinkin about humber
our crunch who art in gordita
baja be thy blast
baja be thy blast
March 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
our crunch who art in gordita
baja be thy blast
baja be thy blast
