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Chance Hess
@thechancehess.bsky.social
Writer | Artist | Graphic Novelist
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Reminds me of when people say they don't get the Farside. Stop digging, folks! The joke is right there on the surface!

And yeah, "the placebo of a man named Robert" gotta good snort out of me.
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I 100% promise I'm not hugboxing. You look great today, and very feminine. I can't see any reason anyone would clock you.

Don't let it get you down. Whoever misgendered you has probably already forgotten about you and their remark. Don't give a passing rude comment more power than it deserves.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cat, I'm so sorry. I hope you and your family will have the support and comfort you need during this time. Matt is so smart and such a great writer, I always enjoyed seeing his thoughts on here. Sending love to you and yours.
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Take time this holiday season to raise an eyebrow at your racist, queerphobic relatives and say, "I don't get it."
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's a painful lesson I've had to learn as well, but yeah, a thesaurus is not the instant fix students want it to be.

Extra syllables cannot save a dogshit sentence. If only, right?
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anyway, it was a humbling moment. And I think the lesson I learned is this:

I have many gifts and talents. And I am occasionally funny. But I am, after all, still asexual. And when it comes to sexual humor, I will have to make peace with the fact that I will always and forever be outclassed.
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
But then I thought, "I know I'm not nearly that clever, I'm sure many people have already made this goof."

So before I went and shared it around and got too proud of myself, I googled it to see who had beaten me to the punchline.

Porn. Porn beat me to the punchline.
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Don't you just love that *bold* use of "when"? 🙄 It's a frequent flyer during my family's discussions on marriage too. So fun.

And yeah, America would... and does. Like, all the time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I think that sounds like a great idea, actually! There's something so profound about talking with others who get it, you know?
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It looks like the official answer is to use Buffer.

I've never used it, so I cannot say whether it's any good.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey there! An ace chat sounds like a blast! What do you have in mind?
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So instead of actually writing, what am I doing? Moving everything into a different note-taking program, of course!

Pros: New method has already revealed where my scripts big weaknesses are, easier to shuffle scenes, easier to fix.

Cons: The stifling illusion of productivity as I move it all.
a man in an orange shirt is typing on a keyboard
Alt: A man in an orange shirt is typing on a keyboard.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Y'all, the MA's eyes went SO WIDE. Just for a second or so before they tried to hide it and just carry on, but woah.

Nobody questioned me further or accused me of lying, but I have no idea whether they believed me or not.

Anyway, get wrecked allonormativity; this aroace is here to break brains!
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I feel it's worth pointing out that the Deseret News is owned and operated by the Mormon church.

I believe this should clarify most everything.
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
When you understand Trump as the cult leader he is, a lot of political behavior of late falls into place.
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Honestly Ell, you're so right. We've been robbed.
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM