Did I just invent chili crisp hummus? It's prolly been done... Either way, send Tahini...

Authenticity seems to be the trend of the day for influencers... Like. Did you not understand that performance burnout comes with keeping up an image? Took me a while, so let's see if this a real sea-change or another aethetic... It's still being filmed and posted. So. Jury's out.

Try not to sell your dreams to people who are bankrupt of emotional currency.

48yo me is proud she biked to the gym last night for a workout class.

24yo is razzing that version of me hard for being a lame-o.

Future me just told them both to STFU cuz she's doing her thing.

PS. I'm not in this video. My 48yo ankles still needed to carry me home. But these ladies #NailedIt

Two hours of blissful meditation... Only to take off my eyemask and see a daddy-longlegs charging for me in my zenden... #eightleggedguru

It’s a heist movie but just with a bunch of humanities scholars trying to get their grant money back.

Some of you grew up in households where you if you had time to lean, you DID NOT have to clean, and it shows...

Keep it up. You are not the sum of your productivity.
#GenXThoughts

The Trump administration cut a clause from federal contracting rules that had been on the books since the 1960s: Companies are no longer explicitly prohibited from having segregated facilities.

UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!

The federal government no longer explicitly prohibits contractors from having segregated restaurants, waiting rooms and drinking fountains.
The segregation clause is one of several identified in a public memo issued by the GSA, affecting all civil federal agencies.

Is it called Duolingo cuz I only remember to do it when taking a number two?

It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...

Status Update:

No notes... A perfect phrase for me to know in any language.

It's often a bit judgy...

My Japanese lessons are giving me some good goals for 2025.