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The Clack
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1. Download the attached image

2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...

3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
TECCA office furnishings label
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Me and my DVD library when there’s an Xfinity outage
Dr evil and Mr bigglesworth
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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I fuckinn knew it
Two pump-top shampoo bottles facing each other in what looks like a lovers embrace
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Yogi tea tag that says 'May all beings be happy.' Zosia from Pluribus smiling while Mr. Diabaté raises a glass
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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🛠️ ❄️ Updated Totals ❄️ 🛠️
A snow total map of the Boston area that has measurements of 6-12, 3-5, and 1-3. The title says "NUMBER OF PEOPLE WITH USED SNOWBLOWERS THAT ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT A SHEAR PIN IS, TUESDAY"
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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For those playing Broligarch Blitz this holiday season, @bcmerchant.bsky.social just posted a great guide for ditching Spotify: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...
A hand holding a game card of Broligarch Blitz which looks like a bingo sheet. The subtitle says "How many accounts can you delete? How many services can you cancel?" In the 9x9 grid there is Amazon Prime, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter/X, Gmail, ChatGPT, and Threads (7 are crossed out). Beneath that are instructions that say: - Cross out a box after canceling the corresponding subscription or deleting the associated account. - Play with friends and family & decide on a prize. - The first to ditch all 8 wins!
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Insanely tall chocolate cream pie Advertisement for Bumpits
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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a gradient blue background with pink font that says "guess who Work just gave me my Photoshop license back to!" with a helicopter and a deer and an explosion
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Why does this chili look like it’s about to have an affair on a 32nd season finale
Crockpot of chili where the steam made the camera look like a soap opera
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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When you and your work friend see each other Monday morning:
Percy the train on a turntable with eyes half open Thomas the train looking despondent at the train yard
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Following local news is wild because they’ll post “Corgi pees on toddler in Braintree” then post this:
news headline from WCVB 5 Boston that says “Largest observed flare from a black hole unleashes the light of 10 trillion suns”
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Figure it out for fuck sakes
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Event Poster for Wrong Brain’s 14th Annual Holidaze Bizaare Alternative Craft Fair on Saturday, December 13, 2025 from 11 AM to 4 PM at Community Campus in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Featuring 70 local and regional art, craft, food & drink vendors and workshops. Free and ample parking. ADA accessible.
October 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The ‘This is your brain on drugs’ egg in a frying pan with an added caption that says “Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.”
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Out here getting roasted by captcha puzzles
Captcha jigsaw puzzle that says it was solved in 3.92 seconds
September 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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We went to a yard sale with our kiddo, and the woman running it picked up this book and was like "This might be a nice one for you" and I pointed to them and was like "oh, we already figured it out"
A book called "The Wonderful Way That Babies Are Made" (A book for children I guess?)
September 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I love that Mario Andretti's hair looks like he's always going fast
Mario Andretti with his hair pushed back
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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The media every time they need to distract from something fucked up the administration is doing
Button smash meme that says UFOs
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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My IBS be like
Windows error message that says “An internal error occurred.”
August 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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A pill bottle with most of the label ripped off. Overlayed text says "We are millennials! Hear us cheer!" and the part of the label that's not ripped off says "changes, sadness, depression, or fear."
August 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Wario Andretti
Wario Andretti F1 car being chased by a blue shell with a speech bubble that says "I'm-a gonna win!"
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I made bumper stickers for my Roomba, and now you can buy them too:

www.itstheclack.com/goods/bumper...
The rear bumper of a Roomba with little bumper stickers like 'Proud Agoraphobe' 'I brake for "Error 22"' 'Even I think AI sucks' and the cool S shape
August 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Finally getting these to the printers! Soon to be in the shop.
A game called Broligarch Blitz that looks like a bingo sheet. The subtitle says "How many accounts can you delete? How many services can you cancel?" In the 9x9 grid there is Amazon Prime, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter/X, Disney+, ChatGPT, and Threads (5 are crossed out). Beneath that are instructions that say: - Cross out a box after canceling the corresponding subscription or deleting the associated account. - Play with friends and family & decide on a prize. - The first to ditch all 8 wins!
July 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM