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'Corporate Swag' Small Logo-Obscuring Patch — The Clack
Do you have a nice backpack that is marred by the logo of your ex-employer? Do you get embarrassed advertising the tech giant you work for on a Patagonia vest while in the mosh pit at a hardcore show...
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Updated with latest available data
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Updated with latest available data
You ever have half a beer and stare into your cat's eyes to gain knowledge about the universe?
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
You ever have half a beer and stare into your cat's eyes to gain knowledge about the universe?
Hey Sam, it's next year now. Any of those novel insights yet?
Sam Altman thinks AI will have ‘novel insights’ next year
Sam Altman thinks AI will have 'novel insights' next year | TechCrunch
OpenAI's CEO believes that AI systems will be capable of figuring out "novel insights" in 2026, he said in a blog post.
techcrunch.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Hey Sam, it's next year now. Any of those novel insights yet?
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It’s weird that you can’t sleep at your job but you can poop and pee there
November 14, 2023 at 6:54 PM
It’s weird that you can’t sleep at your job but you can poop and pee there
You mean Posh Homme
David Ellison Warns of “Monopolistic” Netflix in Open Letter to U.K. Creatives
David Ellison Warns of “Monopolistic” Netflix in Open Letter to U.K. Creatives
David Ellison, chairman and CEO of Paramount, a Skydance Corporation, took the war of words and his message across the pond on Thursday, publishing an open letter to the creative community and audiences in the U.K. with a set of commitments, should the company succeed in acquiring Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD), which has struck a mega-deal to sell its studios and streaming businesses to Netflix. Among the list are commitments to the theatrical and home video, the preservation of HBO, and “increased creative output.”
bit.ly
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
You mean Posh Homme
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Quilicura, Chile, one of the communities I wrote about in EMPIRE OF AI, has launched a brilliant initiative to inspire more responsible AI prompting. Today, don't use AI; ask the townspeople instead: quili.ai. So heartened to see this creative act of resistance.
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Quilicura, Chile, one of the communities I wrote about in EMPIRE OF AI, has launched a brilliant initiative to inspire more responsible AI prompting. Today, don't use AI; ask the townspeople instead: quili.ai. So heartened to see this creative act of resistance.
If you're a musician in 2026 and not using your platform to do something, well here are some RATM liner notes from 1999
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
If you're a musician in 2026 and not using your platform to do something, well here are some RATM liner notes from 1999
I’ve had some friends in the past couple years say they don’t go out to protest because they don’t think it does anything, but the people of Minnesota have given us a solid example of how important it is to exercise that right persistently during a time when that right is threatened.
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I’ve had some friends in the past couple years say they don’t go out to protest because they don’t think it does anything, but the people of Minnesota have given us a solid example of how important it is to exercise that right persistently during a time when that right is threatened.
“They are minerals, Jesus Marie!”
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
“They are minerals, Jesus Marie!”
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It's wild that they'll send any hypochondriac with internet access their medical test results days before the doctor calls to explain them.
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It's wild that they'll send any hypochondriac with internet access their medical test results days before the doctor calls to explain them.
I think they meant internal bleating
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I think they meant internal bleating
Email: Your CVS Photo Account Needs Attention.
Me: I assure you, it does not.
Me: I assure you, it does not.
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Email: Your CVS Photo Account Needs Attention.
Me: I assure you, it does not.
Me: I assure you, it does not.
Men only want one thing and for some reason it’s rabidly tearing 6 to 8 paper towels out of the dispenser just to dry their hands in the public restroom??
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Men only want one thing and for some reason it’s rabidly tearing 6 to 8 paper towels out of the dispenser just to dry their hands in the public restroom??
Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding
Ok, who wants to green-light this:
Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
December 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ok, who wants to green-light this:
Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
You know, I thought the whole “children yearning for the mines” thing was a joke, but Danny Go is out here straight up prepping kids for it
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You know, I thought the whole “children yearning for the mines” thing was a joke, but Danny Go is out here straight up prepping kids for it
Fellow golfers, DO NOT order the Potato Skins during the TGI Friday's FORE-for-1 event.
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fellow golfers, DO NOT order the Potato Skins during the TGI Friday's FORE-for-1 event.
I have COVID which means I'm gonna be making the dumbest shit imaginable today
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have COVID which means I'm gonna be making the dumbest shit imaginable today
There's a lot of talk about the toxicity of car culture lately, but I'd argue that the worst thing the automobile did was mobilize Kerouac's misogyny.
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There's a lot of talk about the toxicity of car culture lately, but I'd argue that the worst thing the automobile did was mobilize Kerouac's misogyny.
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If you’re looking for last minute gift ideas we’ve got a few tips! ✨🎄
#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025
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#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025
@evangreer.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you’re looking for last minute gift ideas we’ve got a few tips! ✨🎄
#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025
@evangreer.bsky.social
#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025
@evangreer.bsky.social
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Made patches to cover up the company logos on your freebies from work. Link is below 👇
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Made patches to cover up the company logos on your freebies from work. Link is below 👇
❄️ 🤕 Updated Totals 🤕 ❄️
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
❄️ 🤕 Updated Totals 🤕 ❄️
The joy I get from pressing an SSRI between my fingers and shooting it into my mouth makes me think I don’t even need it at all.
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The joy I get from pressing an SSRI between my fingers and shooting it into my mouth makes me think I don’t even need it at all.