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February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
You ever have half a beer and stare into your cat's eyes to gain knowledge about the universe?
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Hey Sam, it's next year now. Any of those novel insights yet?
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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It’s weird that you can’t sleep at your job but you can poop and pee there
November 14, 2023 at 6:54 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Quilicura, Chile, one of the communities I wrote about in EMPIRE OF AI, has launched a brilliant initiative to inspire more responsible AI prompting. Today, don't use AI; ask the townspeople instead: quili.ai. So heartened to see this creative act of resistance.
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
If you're a musician in 2026 and not using your platform to do something, well here are some RATM liner notes from 1999
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I’ve had some friends in the past couple years say they don’t go out to protest because they don’t think it does anything, but the people of Minnesota have given us a solid example of how important it is to exercise that right persistently during a time when that right is threatened.
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
“They are minerals, Jesus Marie!”
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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November 1, 2024 at 1:47 PM
It's wild that they'll send any hypochondriac with internet access their medical test results days before the doctor calls to explain them.
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I think they meant internal bleating
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Email: Your CVS Photo Account Needs Attention.
Me: I assure you, it does not.
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Men only want one thing and for some reason it’s rabidly tearing 6 to 8 paper towels out of the dispenser just to dry their hands in the public restroom??
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Ok, who wants to green-light this:

Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
December 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You know, I thought the whole “children yearning for the mines” thing was a joke, but Danny Go is out here straight up prepping kids for it
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fellow golfers, DO NOT order the Potato Skins during the TGI Friday's FORE-for-1 event.
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have COVID which means I'm gonna be making the dumbest shit imaginable today
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There's a lot of talk about the toxicity of car culture lately, but I'd argue that the worst thing the automobile did was mobilize Kerouac's misogyny.
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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If you’re looking for last minute gift ideas we’ve got a few tips! ✨🎄

#cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025

@evangreer.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Made patches to cover up the company logos on your freebies from work. Link is below 👇
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
❄️ 🤕 Updated Totals 🤕 ❄️
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The joy I get from pressing an SSRI between my fingers and shooting it into my mouth makes me think I don’t even need it at all.
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM