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· Dec 30
'Corporate Swag' Small Logo-Obscuring Patch — The Clack
Do you have a nice backpack that is marred by the logo of your ex-employer? Do you get embarrassed advertising the tech giant you work for on a Patagonia vest while in the mosh pit at a hardcore show...
www.itstheclack.com
1. Download the attached image
2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...
3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...
3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
1. Download the attached image
2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...
3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ...
3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
Just drank a gallon of seltzer to play a trick on my phlebotomist.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just drank a gallon of seltzer to play a trick on my phlebotomist.
Me and my DVD library when there’s an Xfinity outage
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Me and my DVD library when there’s an Xfinity outage
I work in tech, and this is a perfect encapsulation of AI behemoths sucking up resources beyond all reason and it screwing over everyone but themselves. Crucial was the only vendor I used for affordable 3rd party RAM and storage in my work.
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead
Another blow to PC gaming.
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I work in tech, and this is a perfect encapsulation of AI behemoths sucking up resources beyond all reason and it screwing over everyone but themselves. Crucial was the only vendor I used for affordable 3rd party RAM and storage in my work.
🛠️ ❄️ Updated Totals ❄️ 🛠️
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🛠️ ❄️ Updated Totals ❄️ 🛠️
For those playing Broligarch Blitz this holiday season, @bcmerchant.bsky.social just posted a great guide for ditching Spotify: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
For those playing Broligarch Blitz this holiday season, @bcmerchant.bsky.social just posted a great guide for ditching Spotify: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...
First rule of Sam’s Club is don’t talk about the Costco hot dog.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
First rule of Sam’s Club is don’t talk about the Costco hot dog.
In a world of aquariums, be a fish museum.
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
In a world of aquariums, be a fish museum.
Really needed therapy today but had to cancel because ChatGPT is down
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Really needed therapy today but had to cancel because ChatGPT is down
Why does this chili look like it’s about to have an affair on a 32nd season finale
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Why does this chili look like it’s about to have an affair on a 32nd season finale
When you and your work friend see each other Monday morning:
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When you and your work friend see each other Monday morning:
Following local news is wild because they’ll post “Corgi pees on toddler in Braintree” then post this:
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Following local news is wild because they’ll post “Corgi pees on toddler in Braintree” then post this:
I can't prove it, but I think we were one bong rip away from Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can't prove it, but I think we were one bong rip away from Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels.
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You don’t have to boycott everything at once.
Start with one company and learn to get by with less by buying less!
They need our money, don’t give it to them!
Start with one company and learn to get by with less by buying less!
They need our money, don’t give it to them!
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You don’t have to boycott everything at once.
Start with one company and learn to get by with less by buying less!
They need our money, don’t give it to them!
Start with one company and learn to get by with less by buying less!
They need our money, don’t give it to them!
Don’t underestimate the candidate that uplifts the entirety of the struggling creative class. Every piece of Zohran’s campaign was a goddamn work of art.
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Don’t underestimate the candidate that uplifts the entirety of the struggling creative class. Every piece of Zohran’s campaign was a goddamn work of art.
Why do I feel like in three months there will be a story about how mainstream enterprise-level AI tools weren’t reaalllly isolating sensitive company data from their public models quite as carefully as they claimed they were?
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Why do I feel like in three months there will be a story about how mainstream enterprise-level AI tools weren’t reaalllly isolating sensitive company data from their public models quite as carefully as they claimed they were?
So how long do we just keep going to work.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
So how long do we just keep going to work.
Debate is just improv for people that take themselves too seriously.
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Debate is just improv for people that take themselves too seriously.