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the Cleo
@thecleo.scares.men
Stuck with you in the dumbest possible timeline. WILL beat you in Magic: The Gathering. Loves Anime but most likely not the ones you love. Might get NSFW and/or political. 🏳️‍⚧️. 🇩🇪 🇬🇧 🇯🇵. Sie/ihr/she/her.
For two decades straight I claimed that "true love can only exist between women" and cried myself to sleep convinced that I would never experience it.

Well, that worked out pretty well for me in the end. 😌
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Happy holidays, may your work lay a foundation for others to come.
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I've stopped after reading panel 2. The wholesomeness ended me.
December 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
You know, Magic's worldbuilding still had ways to go back then. But "let's have the Weatherlight encounter smart Goblins on an upside-down mountain" has this sincere innocence that's so typical for the early days. It's simplified, yet straight as a die.
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Meanwhile at UEFA headquarters...
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm sorry, but that title's taken by Americans saying 'nah, I don't really like that Black woman, let's elect the rapist *again*.'
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Smart decision. This would have been a stain on the Secret Lair brand for years to come. Worse than the curly foils from the early SL days, even worse than the Bakshi LOTR drop.

Not worse than dropping print to demand though.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yeah and it would be all that more amazing if you could just mute entire topics.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You guys give me life. I've never been more proud to be a patron for some random nerds on the internet. Magic wouldn't be the same for me without you. ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM