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the Cleo
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Stuck with you in the dumbest possible timeline. WILL beat you in Magic: The Gathering. Loves Anime but most likely not the ones you love. Might get NSFW and/or political. 🏳️‍⚧️. 🇩🇪 🇬🇧 🇯🇵. Sie/ihr/she/her.
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Kolumne von gestern:

• Weihnachtsfilme nicht mehr gucken, weil sie corporate bullshit sind
• Stattdessen Filme mit Tom Cruise gucken

-> Das Niveau der @taz.de im Jahr 2025.
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I just installed Waterfox. Took me less than 15 minutes to make it look and work just like my Firefox thanks to Mozilla sync. Highly recommended.
Waterfox is a free and opensource browser based on Firefox with all LLM or AI stuff removed. This might be the replacement.

Repo github.com/BrowserWorks...

Home page www.waterfox.com

Blog post www.waterfox.com/blog/no-ai-h...
December 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Waterfox is a free and opensource browser based on Firefox with all LLM or AI stuff removed. This might be the replacement.

Repo github.com/BrowserWorks...

Home page www.waterfox.com

Blog post www.waterfox.com/blog/no-ai-h...
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Qualitätskontrolle à la @spiegel.de
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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die startseite der ARD MEDIATHEK wünscht heute am 25.11. allen, die feiern, einen fröhlichen tag gegen gewalt an frauen
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Hurm. It's been almost ten days without a new Secret Lair announcement. Have they finally run out of ideas/IPs to scavenge?
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"Hey WOTC team, we just obtained the ALF IP. Go make a Secret Lair of it."
"Fine, we'll just reprint, I dunno... Wood Elemental, Strip Mine, Abrupt Decay and Brimaz. The Orzhov one, mind you."
"And we've got to do the obligatory Sol Ring promo tied to ALF, any idea?"
"Screenshot a pizza or whatever"
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Magic's Secret Lair has become a collector's nightmare. Which is funny, because originally it was clearly intended for players wanting to bling up their collection with time-limited, unique card printings. That was when I decided I'd try to get a complete collection in foil where applicable. 🧵1/13
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Obviously, Wizards can't just throw *anything* in a box labeled 'Secret Lair' and expect it to be sold out in half an hour. You gotta have at least a little bit of value and/or novelty in there.

Good.
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Felt the exact same way on my first day on estrogens. Didn't know Sanda was that relatable.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A sequel to Horizon Zero Dawn but you're going around on a mechanical mount to find 20 tallnecks and scale them in ever-increasing difficulty levels.

I'd never need another video game ever again.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Well, what do you know? Seems EVERY Secret Lair drop is now a *Chaos* vault drop.
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
All I want for christmas is that @zeit.de endlich die menschenverachtenden Wortwitzchen zu ihren Kochrezepten seinlässt. Wer diese textgewordenen Wurzelbehandlungen mag, findet auch Schlümpfetechno, GenAI-Cartoons in Whatsapp-Elterngruppen und die Jugendwörter des Jahres "irgendwie witzig".
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he served Spaghetti Bolognese at an orphanage, yet confronted with the ingredients used it seemed clear he wasn't aware of the fact that the original recipe did not contain tomatoes.
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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It Will Be Great For The World When These Monsters are Gone....
October 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM