cocaine jesus
@thecocainejesus.bsky.social
26
he/they
transgender queer
who’s obsessed w his partner
gamer and housewife
he/they
transgender queer
who’s obsessed w his partner
gamer and housewife
Pinned
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*watching demon slayer for the first time*
sage: well what does he have to do?? decapitate the train??
sage: well what does he have to do?? decapitate the train??
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
*watching demon slayer for the first time*
sage: well what does he have to do?? decapitate the train??
sage: well what does he have to do?? decapitate the train??
merry christmas from my little family to u all! 🎄
morning of cuddles and play with the pup, dave and busters, ihop and then back home to cuddle/play more with our boy with some demon slayer on
morning of cuddles and play with the pup, dave and busters, ihop and then back home to cuddle/play more with our boy with some demon slayer on
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
merry christmas from my little family to u all! 🎄
morning of cuddles and play with the pup, dave and busters, ihop and then back home to cuddle/play more with our boy with some demon slayer on
morning of cuddles and play with the pup, dave and busters, ihop and then back home to cuddle/play more with our boy with some demon slayer on
it’s called christmas eve bc adam was always wrong from the get go
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
it’s called christmas eve bc adam was always wrong from the get go
my mom fting me for sweater opinions: “this is so taylor swift”
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my mom fting me for sweater opinions: “this is so taylor swift”
Big Balls
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
getting sent home with a second bag of meatballs
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
getting sent home with a second bag of meatballs
found my balls
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
found my balls
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my favorite part of my job is showing people something right in front of them when they ask me where it is
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
my favorite part of my job is showing people something right in front of them when they ask me where it is
mama came in clutch w christmas this year 😍
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
mama came in clutch w christmas this year 😍
i’ve been slowly getting into hockey lately
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i’ve been slowly getting into hockey lately
free taco bell at work
winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a spoon and a jar of honey .
Alt: winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a spoon and a jar of honey .
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December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
free taco bell at work
just saw fnaf2 and getting cheeseburgers
a teddy bear with a knife in his mouth is pointing to the camera
Alt: a freddy faz bear with a knife in his mouth is pointing to the camera
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December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
just saw fnaf2 and getting cheeseburgers
it’s a my toes won’t warm up kinda day i guess
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
it’s a my toes won’t warm up kinda day i guess
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Just went to cancel my manscaped subscription when it asked me to select a reason why...
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Just went to cancel my manscaped subscription when it asked me to select a reason why...
i started t 4 years ago today apparently
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i started t 4 years ago today apparently
seeing family pictures from thanksgiving weekend and i’m not in them am i never liked taking them once growing up
a baby is crying with a tear coming out of his nose .
Alt: a baby is crying with a tear coming out of his nose .
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December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
seeing family pictures from thanksgiving weekend and i’m not in them am i never liked taking them once growing up
not realizing how important i am to the family gathering vibes until not being in them
a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its mouth with its paw .
Alt: a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its mouth with its paw .
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December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
not realizing how important i am to the family gathering vibes until not being in them
forced myself out of bed today for work despite missing home so bad i’m getting physically ill but little wins
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
forced myself out of bed today for work despite missing home so bad i’m getting physically ill but little wins
“if u could feel it id flick u in the nipples”
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“if u could feel it id flick u in the nipples”
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i bet this feels good af if you’re a calendar
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i bet this feels good af if you’re a calendar
i’ve listened to the same christmas song every 5-10 minutes for almost two hours now bc it’s the only music my client will ask for
a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with his hands .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with his hands .
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November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i’ve listened to the same christmas song every 5-10 minutes for almost two hours now bc it’s the only music my client will ask for