The Comical Heathen
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Happy Birthday, Keqing!
#GenshinImpact #Keqing

Gotta get this batch of documents to the Ministry before nine... ah!
Sorry! ... Oh, it's you? You startled me. I'm glad you're not hurt.

Thanks to 海鵜げそ for the fantastic artwork!

Want more of Keqing? See Genshin Impact's TikTok!
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November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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REMINDER: President Biden NEVER cut SNAP payments, never even had a government shutdown.

In fact, he cut child poverty in half.
He cut child hunger, too.

I miss having a REAL President.
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Pass it on.
NEXT WEDNESDAY - 11/12 - Washington DC-
Separation of Church & Hate Tour
w/special guest moderator @glennkirschner2!!!

The show's being filmed for a PPV & all guests receive a hardcover copy of the book- VIP seats almost sold out!

Join us at Union Stage:
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November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Trump saying today that he can't run for a 3rd term does NOT mean he won't remain in office after 2028. The Constitution means NOTHING to Trump and MAGA. If Trump is alive and functioning in 2028, I can 100% assure you that he will try to remain in office by declaring an emergency, etc.
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Adelita Grijalva has now waited the longest to be sworn in of any winner of congressional special election. GOP Speaker Johnson's refusal to swear her in is the latest reminder of the GOP's rejection of democracy. My article: deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/gops-refus...
GOP’s refusal to swear in Rep-elect Adelita Grijalva is a continuation of Jan. 6 and GOP’s rejection of democracy
The GOP is anti-democracy party
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October 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Massively Popular Dog-Themed Account Bashes ICE for Allegedly Shooting Pup in Rare Political Post. Of course they did given DHS Secty Kristi Noem is a proud puppy killer. www.mediaite.com/online/fckin...
‘F*cking Losers’: Massively Popular Dog-Themed Account Bashes ICE for Allegedly Shooting Pup in Rare Political Post
WeRateDogs, a popular social media account that shares heartwarming dog stories, took an unusual political turn Tuesday with a post bashing Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) over a story about...
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October 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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JUST IN: DOJ Probing DA Fani Willis who investigated Trump and charged him in Georgia. We live in a banana republic thanks to Trump and MAGA. www.mediaite.com/media/print/...
JUST IN: DOJ Probing DA Fani Willis — Who Had Trump Hauled In For Mugshot — Amid Comey Bombshell
The Department of Justice has subpoenaed records for DA Fani Willis — who brought the election crimes case that resulted in Trump's infamous mugshot.
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September 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Today’s Friday Fiction is a bit more disturbing, at the end it takes a macabre and “R-rated” turn. You have been warned!

#horror #substack #BBC #cthulhu #collectibles

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September 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
More frivolity on the most sacred topic in the game of GO: ratings! Enjoi!

#go #gameofgo #baduk #weiqi #aga #comedy #humor

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September 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A little avant garde fantasy short story I wrote a while back. If you like monsters, knights, serial killers, warfare, soccer moms, and stories that don't seem to always make sense, this might be for you!

#fantasy #shortfiction #substack #underdog

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September 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The mythical "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is the new Godwin's Law. So I invented "Jerry's Maxim." Please share this one far and wide! LOL
#substack #Trump #satire #TrumpDerangementSyndrome

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September 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Louisiana GOP Officials ask US Supreme Court to gut Voting Rights Act and ban use of race in redistricting. If they succeed, next GOP will ask Supreme Court to end the Civil Rights Act ban on racial discrimination. GOP has gone full white hoods as they seek to impose a new American apartheid
August 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
In case you were wondering what type of religious garb is required by the new religion I invented--here you go!

#religion #parody #comedy #satire

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August 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Part 3 of my 5-part series of essays on using Theatre games across the curriculum. This is the fun one--actual games you can use!!!

#education #theatre #games #pedagogy #fun

Democratizing the classroom: Examples of Games you can start using today open.substack.com/pub/thecomical…
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August 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Did you now the Atari 2600 was named after GO? Now you do!
#substack #go #baduk #comedy #atari

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August 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you like mocking alternative medicine as much as I do, you might enjoi this little essay of mine.

#satire #comedy #substack #alternativemedicine #complementarymedicine #medicine #saltrooms

Salt rooms, alternative medicine, and my missing Nike deal open.substack.com/pub/thecomical…
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August 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is chapter 8 of 10, so we are barreling to the conclusion of this adventure tale. In brief, this is my reimagining of the Hulk's origin story but infused with zombie movie tropes. ENJOI!

#marvel #fanfiction #zombies #Hulk

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August 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Convenient. Obviously the sections Trump wants to ignore.
Library Of Congress Offers Shaky Excuse After Key Parts Of Constitution Suddenly Vanish From Website
Conveniently, they're the sections Trump wants to ignore.
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August 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is chapter 8 of 10, so we are barreling to the conclusion of this adventure tale. In brief, this is my reimagining of the Hulk's origin story but infused with zombie movie tropes. ENJOI!

#marvel #fanfiction #zombies #Hulk

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August 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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‘1984’ is upon us

If you think cutting $1 trillion from medicaid won’t cost people insurance and make things more expensive you don’t understand how things work
July 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is one of my comedy routines turned into an essay. Everybody loves muffins, so let's share this one far and wide LOL!!!
#comedy #Satire #substack #religion #politics #abortion

"Abortion muffins" and other fun facts open.substack.com/pub/thecomical…
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July 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM