Maybe we can go from 1 to 0 this next year.

Nah, I like it when All Stars average more than 8 points a game

This is some of the worst AI shit I have ever seen

You won’t see many red vans while you’re using the elliptical.

Just saw you on Drew Carey and my wife said “I wonder what Diedrich Bader is doing right now?” I let her know about the Al Pastor.

Christmas lists are for baby little boys

Adam Carolla’s big closer for his live show used to a be a believe in yourself pep talk with a slideshow about how he went from making $0 per year in the mid nineties to over $2,000,000 by 2000. He lost his retirement savings in the divorce but kept his Lamborghini collection; he is doing just fine.

If you pay $75 for 2 cups of chili make sure you eat them before they go bad.

I played 20 questions about Bryan’s new purchase with my wife, she didn’t guess Korn switchblade. When I showed her what it was she said “I hope he doesn’t Plaxico Burress himself.” Then we saw that you did. I think disappointed is what we are feeling right now.

As someone who lost their job this week, I feel confident the job market is stronger than ever.

Nobody likes AI videos

What a bunch of pear shaped losers

You mean these jerkoffs?

(Harle) ames kink restin place?

This is his “good people on both sides” moment

As a child to parents who drove a 91 Previa I feel targeted here.

Don’t repost this kind of gibberish; nobody knows who rob schneider or ted nugent are, you are platforming them at this point.