@thecorkmaster.bsky.social
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what being alive currently feels like
April 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
what being alive currently feels like
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i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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I can’t believe that as recently as a few months ago, the consensus Democratic Party position, even on the left, was that you couldn’t call to ‘abolish ICE.’
Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE.
A rogue fascist agency.
Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE.
A rogue fascist agency.
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I can’t believe that as recently as a few months ago, the consensus Democratic Party position, even on the left, was that you couldn’t call to ‘abolish ICE.’
Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE.
A rogue fascist agency.
Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE.
A rogue fascist agency.
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there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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frasier: niles did you see the world's two worst people are fighting?
niles: i didn't know maris's mother was in town
niles: i didn't know maris's mother was in town
June 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
frasier: niles did you see the world's two worst people are fighting?
niles: i didn't know maris's mother was in town
niles: i didn't know maris's mother was in town
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Indiana and Oklahoma City. David Stern is rolling over in his grave.
June 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Indiana and Oklahoma City. David Stern is rolling over in his grave.
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Groimes storship ixplordid
May 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Groimes storship ixplordid
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I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things
May 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things
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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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"What do you know about social media platforms and ketamine addicts, 007?"
March 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"What do you know about social media platforms and ketamine addicts, 007?"
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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
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A reminder that Trump, the luckiest man on earth, like in 2017, is inheriting a strong, growing economy with months & months of job growth & growing real wages (even though most Americans don’t know it!), & will almost certainly 1) take credit for it and 2) screw it all up again.
January 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A reminder that Trump, the luckiest man on earth, like in 2017, is inheriting a strong, growing economy with months & months of job growth & growing real wages (even though most Americans don’t know it!), & will almost certainly 1) take credit for it and 2) screw it all up again.
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Good looking out thanks man
Biden: Today, an oligarchy is taking shape in America of extreme wealth, power and influence that literally threatens our entire democracy, our basic rights and freedoms, and a fair shot for everyone to get ahead.
January 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Good looking out thanks man
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frasier: apparently the gunman wrote deny, defend, depose
niles: i believe those were maris's wedding vows
niles: i believe those were maris's wedding vows
December 10, 2024 at 10:12 PM
frasier: apparently the gunman wrote deny, defend, depose
niles: i believe those were maris's wedding vows
niles: i believe those were maris's wedding vows
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trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
November 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
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just got a warning on amazon prime video that “piracy is not a victimless crime. see [website] for more on how it hurts the economy” which is very funny to me because it makes it sound like the victim is “the economy.”
December 15, 2024 at 12:15 AM
just got a warning on amazon prime video that “piracy is not a victimless crime. see [website] for more on how it hurts the economy” which is very funny to me because it makes it sound like the victim is “the economy.”
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One million trillion for sure Scottie! Does that feel good Scottie? Getting replies that make your brain chemicals go pop buzz whoosh? One thousand billion championships Scottie! Ha ha ha ha
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 AM
One million trillion for sure Scottie! Does that feel good Scottie? Getting replies that make your brain chemicals go pop buzz whoosh? One thousand billion championships Scottie! Ha ha ha ha