I love you too.

If I still had blood, I'd be blushing!🖤

Stop that!

You know why. If you caught something, you'd sue me!

My minions are very keen board gamers! Your games look amazing, by the way.🖤

The Cryptkeeper is my cousin but we haven't spoken in years. His cackle goes right through me.

I hate that song, there are too many chickens and chicken-adjacent birds in it...

The Cryptmaster is such a tsundere

Happy holidays o/

You must know by now that if you say my name three times, you summon me. I'm sure it's lovely for you but I was right in the middle of a Swedish massage.

Cryptmaster ($16.24) - mavis beacon is still teaching typing, but now she's doing it with a sword in hand at the bottom of a dungeon. do battles, cast spells, solve riddles... all by typing! type anything!

seriously, fuck around with words, see what happens. store.steampowered.com/app/1885110/...