@thecrystaljules.bsky.social
I do not make a habit of implicating myself in criminal activity on the internet, but I do like to have fun.
United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a
Mid 30s
United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a
Mid 30s
Post something random from your phone
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Post something random from your phone
my bread resumé (breadsumé)
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
my bread resumé (breadsumé)
how it feels waking up from a nap when the sun sets at 5 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
how it feels waking up from a nap when the sun sets at 5 PM
Butlerian Jihad on all Waymos
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Butlerian Jihad on all Waymos
I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
2023 was a big year for the genre
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
2023 was a big year for the genre
No. The cycle of abuse stops here. Your September will be good no matter what you do. You do not need to post a random image, as I was compelled to. Go on and live your life. Go outside and touch grass, listen to the birds, feel the September breeze on your face. Be free, my child. Be free.
September 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
No. The cycle of abuse stops here. Your September will be good no matter what you do. You do not need to post a random image, as I was compelled to. Go on and live your life. Go outside and touch grass, listen to the birds, feel the September breeze on your face. Be free, my child. Be free.
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll crack this egg for you, but it ain't gonna be easy... I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, too many clouted up tgirls on this website. 10,000 aura for me by myself. For that you get the kneesocks, the spinny skirt, the whole damn thing."
August 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll crack this egg for you, but it ain't gonna be easy... I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, too many clouted up tgirls on this website. 10,000 aura for me by myself. For that you get the kneesocks, the spinny skirt, the whole damn thing."
CalComp 565 Plotter
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
CalComp 565 Plotter
if a military threat can't be navigated by digging a hole in the ground and hiding in it while decked out in CBRN gear, it wasn't meant to be survived
July 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
if a military threat can't be navigated by digging a hole in the ground and hiding in it while decked out in CBRN gear, it wasn't meant to be survived
I assumed she meant this
May 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I assumed she meant this
thankful it's one of those paywalls that if I switch to reader view for the page fast enough I can still read the article but... yeah... and I hear the subscription doesn't even get rid of ads on the page, which... aren't great to begin with... 😬
May 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
thankful it's one of those paywalls that if I switch to reader view for the page fast enough I can still read the article but... yeah... and I hear the subscription doesn't even get rid of ads on the page, which... aren't great to begin with... 😬
hmmmm, portentous
May 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
hmmmm, portentous
Oh I hadn't thought about that... I can definitely be trusted with this information
April 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh I hadn't thought about that... I can definitely be trusted with this information
apropos of nothing, I am taking up the sling. all goliaths are on notice
April 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
apropos of nothing, I am taking up the sling. all goliaths are on notice
starting a new gun collection but it's exclusively this form factor, "super extra deep concealment"
April 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
starting a new gun collection but it's exclusively this form factor, "super extra deep concealment"
"...but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
April 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
"...but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
I'm sure this can only be a sign of good things to come!
April 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm sure this can only be a sign of good things to come!
Yoshida Ayaka returning home from the local hardware store with Doohickey Ingredients:
April 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Yoshida Ayaka returning home from the local hardware store with Doohickey Ingredients:
![screenshot from the video for the Bill Wurtz song "Mount St. Helens is about to Blow Up". Text is the lyrics for this verse "the dow jones [just fell down to zero] and it's gonna be a fine swell day." superimposed with a plunging stock price chart and a vaporwave-aesthetic wall street in the background](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4vt3aiiy6msvggp6kuq3apag/bafkreigku3vxksm2y66lsozlo6lrgmlzn7q4v3wio4sx6pj52bijefklue@jpeg)
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![Picture of Marine Corps Major General Smedley Butler, in uniform, with text that reads: "MY INTEREST IS, MY ONE HOBBY IS, MAINTAINING A DEMOCRACY. IF YOU GET THESE 500,000 SOLDIERS ADVOCATING ANYTHING SMELLING OF FASCISM, I AM GOING TO GET 500,000 MORE AND LICK THE HELL OUT OF YOU/AND WE WILL HAVE A REAL WAR RIGHT AT HOME."
- SMEDLY[sic] BUTLER](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4vt3aiiy6msvggp6kuq3apag/bafkreiffepk2j6vs5qmeq5d2w24qehgba7qzn36e4jhjtl2cklblbo7cwy@jpeg)
March 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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"Nice Nazis you got there... would be a shame if something were to happen to them..."
March 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Nice Nazis you got there... would be a shame if something were to happen to them..."
Glup Shitto: "ACAB, abolish prisons, militarizing the police is the climate plan, etc."
March 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Glup Shitto: "ACAB, abolish prisons, militarizing the police is the climate plan, etc."