TheCyberwolfe
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TheCyberwolfe
@thecyberwolfe.com
Your friendly, beardy, Techie from Hell. I wield tools.
Or more importantly, someone with sufficient skills can drive away with your car while the keys are //still in YOUR pocket//.
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There's an Enchilada Skillet going around that calls for ground turkey, but should be just fine if you sub a can of chickpeas for the turkey. Tofu would probably work as well - both are bland on their own and rely on spices for flavor.

I would guess any hotdish would be fine this way.
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The U. S. Army Improvised Munitions Manual. Might come in handy.
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I went to an Indian place once, told them I knew babies with a higher heat tolerance than me, waiter said "no problem!"

I couldn't eat it. 😕
Lord knows why my ancestors tore the world apart looking for spices, we can't eat any of them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I keep a jar of powdered milk on-hand for cravings like this. Mac doesn't care how recently the milk was hydrated.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
About half the things I cook are various stews and I just pour them over some variety of Rice-A-Roni.

If I'm feeling adventurous, I'll cover it with tater tots and bake it like it was Cottage Pie instead.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The problem with AI is the same as SharePoint when it first came out - it isn't a /product/, it's a /platform/, and it needs a dev team to make actual products out of it.

Anything created by humans will be subject to the same flaws as the humans that created it. And these fuckers be flawed!
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I never understood how that song became such a holiday standard, it's so sad.
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is such an apt parallel! We can only hope someone like Nahaz drags him down when it's time.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I love 'em and always put some out, but I'm one of the few that still digs them. I've tried teaching the grandkids about olive-fingers, but it hasn't caught on.

Now I bring out the little snack cups of them so I don't end up eating a whole can by myself.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I gave up sodas entirely a few years back and just when I think I'm putting too much sugar in my coffee I'll steal a sip from my wife's drink and it just smacks me how sweet they are.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Well, Captain Trivia, Mr. Mushroom, and I all touched the same ticket because the initiating user didn't answer their phone at the scheduled time. Does that count as work?
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Y'all are forgetting about Spider Robinson.

Next on Scalzi's list of things to write: a re-imagination of Lady Slings the Booze in the Old Man's War universe, starring a CDF Comfort Brigade
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
And what if Spidey was doing a team-up with Dazzler at the time? Disco Fever, babey!
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This is probably why you did. A gift from past-you!
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not a leader, a Great Writer. Civ VI
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I still chuckle whenever I pull that writer in Civ
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
For me it was building up Harald Hadrada's military in Civ VI in the push to start taking out opponent Civs

"Hi-Ho it's merry-o, a-Viking we will go..."
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Full Plate Armor? Mid-70's Detroit Steel!
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Come out to Oregon's Evergreen Air and Space museum, you can tour the Spruce Goose!
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM