TheCyberwolfe
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Your friendly, beardy, Techie from Hell. I wield tools.
Cooked a 16# turkey. The full half of that bird going into the fridge says I went a tad overboard.
Came out tasty though!
Came out tasty though!
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Cooked a 16# turkey. The full half of that bird going into the fridge says I went a tad overboard.
Came out tasty though!
Came out tasty though!
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
For all my fellow Cowboy BeBop fans: Mai Yamane has a new album out!
open.spotify.com/album/5DuWQs...
open.spotify.com/album/5DuWQs...
Tasogare
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
For all my fellow Cowboy BeBop fans: Mai Yamane has a new album out!
open.spotify.com/album/5DuWQs...
open.spotify.com/album/5DuWQs...
Shoutout to whatever genius decided that in DnD 2024 the best thing to give the Elementalist Monk at 6th level was "Fireball, But With Options".
20' Burst in 120' range, 3 x Martial Arts die damage in 1 of 5 flavors, DEX save for half. Costs 2 Focus Points.
'Cuz sometimes, ya just gotta blast 'em.
20' Burst in 120' range, 3 x Martial Arts die damage in 1 of 5 flavors, DEX save for half. Costs 2 Focus Points.
'Cuz sometimes, ya just gotta blast 'em.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Shoutout to whatever genius decided that in DnD 2024 the best thing to give the Elementalist Monk at 6th level was "Fireball, But With Options".
20' Burst in 120' range, 3 x Martial Arts die damage in 1 of 5 flavors, DEX save for half. Costs 2 Focus Points.
'Cuz sometimes, ya just gotta blast 'em.
20' Burst in 120' range, 3 x Martial Arts die damage in 1 of 5 flavors, DEX save for half. Costs 2 Focus Points.
'Cuz sometimes, ya just gotta blast 'em.
Up-dooting for Culture Pass mention. Check your local library for similar means of checking out museums and other exhibits for free!
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Up-dooting for Culture Pass mention. Check your local library for similar means of checking out museums and other exhibits for free!
This is what the Internet is for!
Thanks to @lartist.bsky.social for making the world a weirder place!
Thanks to @lartist.bsky.social for making the world a weirder place!
From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is what the Internet is for!
Thanks to @lartist.bsky.social for making the world a weirder place!
Thanks to @lartist.bsky.social for making the world a weirder place!
Favorite Sophie Devereaux in action moment: tricks the mark into telling a delivery agent to hand a painting over to Sophie.
Personal experience: walked in the back door of a casino with my tool box on a hand truck while waving to the guard, who didn't know me from Adam in a tee-shirt and jeans.
Personal experience: walked in the back door of a casino with my tool box on a hand truck while waving to the guard, who didn't know me from Adam in a tee-shirt and jeans.
6/Which is a good reminder of a) best time to hit the score is in transit and b) there are no Moriarty’s because there really don’t have to be. Except amongst money launderers. XX
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Favorite Sophie Devereaux in action moment: tricks the mark into telling a delivery agent to hand a painting over to Sophie.
Personal experience: walked in the back door of a casino with my tool box on a hand truck while waving to the guard, who didn't know me from Adam in a tee-shirt and jeans.
Personal experience: walked in the back door of a casino with my tool box on a hand truck while waving to the guard, who didn't know me from Adam in a tee-shirt and jeans.
WIP: take two on the right-hand panel, the first attempt was a tad sloppy so I used it as a dye test, and boy oh boy did my use of Resolene as a resist work poorly - terrible coverage.
I redid the right panel much cleaner, and put the FIRST coat of Resolene on that, plus a SECOND on the left.
I redid the right panel much cleaner, and put the FIRST coat of Resolene on that, plus a SECOND on the left.
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
WIP: take two on the right-hand panel, the first attempt was a tad sloppy so I used it as a dye test, and boy oh boy did my use of Resolene as a resist work poorly - terrible coverage.
I redid the right panel much cleaner, and put the FIRST coat of Resolene on that, plus a SECOND on the left.
I redid the right panel much cleaner, and put the FIRST coat of Resolene on that, plus a SECOND on the left.
DnD tonight: Pulled off a jailbreak with remarkably little drama due to combination of 'Pass Without trace' and 'Invisibility' spells.
Unfortunately the ambush on our escape route was exceedingly proficient... 1/2
Unfortunately the ambush on our escape route was exceedingly proficient... 1/2
October 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
DnD tonight: Pulled off a jailbreak with remarkably little drama due to combination of 'Pass Without trace' and 'Invisibility' spells.
Unfortunately the ambush on our escape route was exceedingly proficient... 1/2
Unfortunately the ambush on our escape route was exceedingly proficient... 1/2
More people need to be spreading this, so I'll do my part. Please take the time to watch this and pass it along.
I know that everything around you is screaming for action, but if we want to really trip up the Chump, we need to keep it civil. Watch. Make videos. Report.
I know that everything around you is screaming for action, but if we want to really trip up the Chump, we need to keep it civil. Watch. Make videos. Report.
Everything Trump is doing now is a preamble for his regime's real goal: to invoke the Insurrection Act.
I don’t want to unduly alarm you, but you need to be aware of this imminent danger. Let me explain what’s going on.
I don’t want to unduly alarm you, but you need to be aware of this imminent danger. Let me explain what’s going on.
October 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
More people need to be spreading this, so I'll do my part. Please take the time to watch this and pass it along.
I know that everything around you is screaming for action, but if we want to really trip up the Chump, we need to keep it civil. Watch. Make videos. Report.
I know that everything around you is screaming for action, but if we want to really trip up the Chump, we need to keep it civil. Watch. Make videos. Report.
Age verification:
I used to sling gasoline at $0.88/gallon and off-brand cigarettes at $0.88/pack
I used to sling gasoline at $0.88/gallon and off-brand cigarettes at $0.88/pack
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Age verification:
I used to sling gasoline at $0.88/gallon and off-brand cigarettes at $0.88/pack
I used to sling gasoline at $0.88/gallon and off-brand cigarettes at $0.88/pack
PSA for motorcyclists: don't split lanes to pass a Tesla. With a lot of cars, you can get past before they know you are there, but the Tesla cameras will spot you as you pass and may or may not react depending on what Elon's smoking this week.
September 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
PSA for motorcyclists: don't split lanes to pass a Tesla. With a lot of cars, you can get past before they know you are there, but the Tesla cameras will spot you as you pass and may or may not react depending on what Elon's smoking this week.
A lil' palette cleanser for all
Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats.
August 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A lil' palette cleanser for all
Can't...stop...watching...
July 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Can't...stop...watching...
Reposted by TheCyberwolfe
My Plans for the weekend...
July 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My Plans for the weekend...
For a city that has totally banned fireworks, it sure sounds like a fucking war zone around my place. At least three groups firing multi-burst mortars at low altitudes.
July 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
For a city that has totally banned fireworks, it sure sounds like a fucking war zone around my place. At least three groups firing multi-burst mortars at low altitudes.
Waaaay too true for tonight's game! Even at 3rd level it seems I step into a fight, smack something once or twice and then take one hit that drops me to 1 or 2 HP, then a second one that drops me in the dirt.
Gotta boost my DEX for AC bonus...
Gotta boost my DEX for AC bonus...
It's a Dicey DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Loving new comic up now, at the Mothership!
www.dorktower.com/2025/05/07/d...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you so much!
www.dorktower.com/2025/05/07/d...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you so much!
May 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Waaaay too true for tonight's game! Even at 3rd level it seems I step into a fight, smack something once or twice and then take one hit that drops me to 1 or 2 HP, then a second one that drops me in the dirt.
Gotta boost my DEX for AC bonus...
Gotta boost my DEX for AC bonus...
Because this needs the widest possible circulation
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Going Viral: An actual plan for the Democratic Party - and everyone else who's ready to take action
The post below is going viral. It’s been attributed to Liz Cheney, apparently by mistake, but it appears it was actually written by a Dr. Pru Lee. I’ve taken the liberty of formatting it to make it mo...
www.dailykos.com
May 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Because this needs the widest possible circulation
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
To truly experience the Uncanny Valley in a safe way, get a loaner car same model as daily driver. Everything is just subtly... wrong.
Truly crappy audio out of same hardware. Couldn't for the life of me figure out why it was so bad unless someone had blown out a speaker partially.
Truly crappy audio out of same hardware. Couldn't for the life of me figure out why it was so bad unless someone had blown out a speaker partially.
April 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
To truly experience the Uncanny Valley in a safe way, get a loaner car same model as daily driver. Everything is just subtly... wrong.
Truly crappy audio out of same hardware. Couldn't for the life of me figure out why it was so bad unless someone had blown out a speaker partially.
Truly crappy audio out of same hardware. Couldn't for the life of me figure out why it was so bad unless someone had blown out a speaker partially.
Results of vehicle-repair shenanigans:
Car: faulty trailer wiring harness fixed under warranty
Motorcycle: tires need to be replaced, leaky thermostat housing, and general tune-up: $1350
Daaaaaang
Car: faulty trailer wiring harness fixed under warranty
Motorcycle: tires need to be replaced, leaky thermostat housing, and general tune-up: $1350
Daaaaaang
April 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Results of vehicle-repair shenanigans:
Car: faulty trailer wiring harness fixed under warranty
Motorcycle: tires need to be replaced, leaky thermostat housing, and general tune-up: $1350
Daaaaaang
Car: faulty trailer wiring harness fixed under warranty
Motorcycle: tires need to be replaced, leaky thermostat housing, and general tune-up: $1350
Daaaaaang
Ok, the theory of public wifi is that it is safe. As an IT guy that handles a lot of small businesses, I can tell you for a fact that before I took over managing their network, their public wifi was NOT safe.
Your assumption is that it is being managed by trained ppl in good faith. It is not.
Your assumption is that it is being managed by trained ppl in good faith. It is not.
December 24, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Ok, the theory of public wifi is that it is safe. As an IT guy that handles a lot of small businesses, I can tell you for a fact that before I took over managing their network, their public wifi was NOT safe.
Your assumption is that it is being managed by trained ppl in good faith. It is not.
Your assumption is that it is being managed by trained ppl in good faith. It is not.
Ditto!
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Vacation mode: ENGAGED
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December 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Ditto!
Productive day: Tree acquired without it being soaked in the steady rain we've had all day, and decorated while watching //Scrooged// and munching on snacky-foods.
December 8, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Productive day: Tree acquired without it being soaked in the steady rain we've had all day, and decorated while watching //Scrooged// and munching on snacky-foods.
I sometimes wonder about my own DNA. I too am rarely sick and no broken bones, and my brother and my son have both proven impervious to being whacked in the skull by bar glass.
I was told by 23&Me that I have a higher percentage of Neanderthal 🧬 than most of the population. Hubby teased me. The only bones I’ve broken are toes and I rarely get sick. Hubby is sick all the time, has none. I told him that 🧬 is a +3 buff to constitution and it’s okay to be jealous.
December 6, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I sometimes wonder about my own DNA. I too am rarely sick and no broken bones, and my brother and my son have both proven impervious to being whacked in the skull by bar glass.