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Dan K. Lark

@thedanklark.bsky.social

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A large, fur-bearing, bipedal mammal from Northern New England. I’ve got nowhere to be and all the time in the world to get there. I’m not looking for a handout, but I’ll never say no to a free meal. Venmo & Cash App: danmofftarkin PayPal: thedanklark

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 23d

Hey everybody, check out this unfortunately-titled children’s book I saw at the grocery store today

A monster-themed parody of Goodnight Moon titled Goodnight Goon: A Petrifying Parody by Michael Rex

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 3h

I once had an apartment with hardwired smoke/CO2 alarms and I got so confused when one started beeping, I called my landlord and he was just as baffled as me. So we started taking it apart and it turned out it had a backup battery for power outages.

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 3h

Good morning to everyone who did not change the secret third smoke alarm battery yesterday bc the secret third smoke alarm is in a closet (??!!) thus woke up to even more fucking BEEPING only (me, good morning to me)

Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 1d

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It's the Anakin Padme meme. Anakin is now a smoke detector saying I don't have enough energy to tell u if there's a fire. Padme happily asks So u don't have enough energy to make a shill loud beep every minute for years? Then she looks worried, and asks again: U don't have the energy to make a shill loud beep every minute for years, right? To which Anakin the smoke detector replies BEEP

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 3h

Hell, I had to see a plastic surgeon to get a lipoma removed just because it was close enough to my eye that my regular doctor didn’t want to take any chances.

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 3h

You still haven’t blocked me, is this your admission you aren’t a reasonable person?

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 3h

That’s not a real person, it’s a Fry & Laurie character gone rogue.

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3h

lmfao christ

an alleged youth (late teens/early 20s) dressed like mr feeny in the most stereotypical old man attire. he looks like he’s both the perpetrator of & the victim of the same crime.

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 3h

If Eric Idle showed up to shoot one of those “vox pop” Flying Circus sketches dressed like this, the other Pythons would’ve told him to go home and put on something less ridiculous.

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 17h

No, our tax dollars pay for lots of people’s health insurance. Nobody’s billing you for anyone else’s healthcare, dum-dum.

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 17h

Did you get a concussion while I was away, you seem to have gotten even dumber in the past half hour or so

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 17h

Stupid people are easily confused, and that confusion invariably leads to temper tantrums.

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 17h

Are you saying you’re a child

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 17h

Well, would they? It’s an important question.

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 17h

Why am I not surprised the transphobe doesn’t understand how pronouns work.

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

That depends, would your new funbags fall under the heading of gender-affirming care?

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

Nelson Muntz in the car with Homer, Bart, Lisa and an unconscious Milhouse saying “I’m no hero. I just like to hit people in the head.”

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

Max hasn’t blocked me yet

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

Hey how come you haven’t blocked me Max? Could it be because you’re completely full of bullshit?

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 20h

Prisons never beating the slavery torture death camp allegations

Source: Texas prison officials refused to let inmate out of burning cell

Two former TDCJ employees are charged with manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide following an inmate's death in the Bill Clements unit near Amarillo, Texas

www.newschannel10.com

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

Urma Thurma

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

You seem very angry and confused. Do I need to use smaller words or something?

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

So you’re saying the next election is going to be a sham, and Newsom is the perfect patsy because it’s 100% believable he could lose an election to Trump.

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

Max knows, he loves Gavin Newsom because he’s Trump with better hair.

Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 18h

Funny that you have “clean air is a human right” in your bio while you do nothing but belch noxious fumes into the atmosphere.

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 20h

That’s exactly what I said, yes.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Mar 3

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Dan K. Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 20h

My mom’s older brother is a MAGA chud *and* a Zionist, also a Civil War reenactor who fights for the Confederacy even though we have direct ancestors who fought for the Union with the 20th Maine.