The D'arcy Effect
@thedarcyeffect.bsky.social
TORONTO BASED SW LEGEND
~ 48 years YOUNG
~ fluent in English & sarcasm
~ Sex Sherpa
~ Blow Job Aficionado
~ Dinner Date Extraordinaire
~ California sober (code for 420 only)
Bookings: [email protected]
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#GFE #PSE #FMTY #MILF
~ 48 years YOUNG
~ fluent in English & sarcasm
~ Sex Sherpa
~ Blow Job Aficionado
~ Dinner Date Extraordinaire
~ California sober (code for 420 only)
Bookings: [email protected]
onlyfans.com/thedarcyeffect
#GFE #PSE #FMTY #MILF
Pinned
There are times when you know you look GOOD AF...
This is one of those times!
I'm wearing the shit outta this dress
And they said 48 was past their prime.... Pffffft!
#milf #fssw #gfe #cleavage #whitedress #48yearsold
This is one of those times!
I'm wearing the shit outta this dress
And they said 48 was past their prime.... Pffffft!
#milf #fssw #gfe #cleavage #whitedress #48yearsold
It's high noon. But I'm always high
Btw... Hi!
Btw... Hi!
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's high noon. But I'm always high
Btw... Hi!
Btw... Hi!
Read the sign!
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Read the sign!
Look at me when I tell you what to do!
Good boy!
Good boy!
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Look at me when I tell you what to do!
Good boy!
Good boy!
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Found this old BEAVER LUMBER apron in my grandparents basement.
I couldn't, in good conscience, throw this classic Canadian vintage relic away
Clearly I have the BEAVER part covered
Question is? Who's got WOOD! Preferably HARD WOOD!
I couldn't, in good conscience, throw this classic Canadian vintage relic away
Clearly I have the BEAVER part covered
Question is? Who's got WOOD! Preferably HARD WOOD!
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Found this old BEAVER LUMBER apron in my grandparents basement.
I couldn't, in good conscience, throw this classic Canadian vintage relic away
Clearly I have the BEAVER part covered
Question is? Who's got WOOD! Preferably HARD WOOD!
I couldn't, in good conscience, throw this classic Canadian vintage relic away
Clearly I have the BEAVER part covered
Question is? Who's got WOOD! Preferably HARD WOOD!
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Saved you a seat!
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Saved you a seat!
Big ole boobies
October 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Big ole boobies
ME vs The BLUE JAYS
- cuter uniform
- cheaper tickets
- prettier pitcher's mound
- tighter catcher's mitt
- better bat skills
- deeper dugout
- sweeter base to slide into
PLUS
- I ALWAYS hit it out of the park
- Im a switch hitter who plays ALL the bases & does all the postions
NO FOUL BALLS tho!
- cuter uniform
- cheaper tickets
- prettier pitcher's mound
- tighter catcher's mitt
- better bat skills
- deeper dugout
- sweeter base to slide into
PLUS
- I ALWAYS hit it out of the park
- Im a switch hitter who plays ALL the bases & does all the postions
NO FOUL BALLS tho!
October 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ME vs The BLUE JAYS
- cuter uniform
- cheaper tickets
- prettier pitcher's mound
- tighter catcher's mitt
- better bat skills
- deeper dugout
- sweeter base to slide into
PLUS
- I ALWAYS hit it out of the park
- Im a switch hitter who plays ALL the bases & does all the postions
NO FOUL BALLS tho!
- cuter uniform
- cheaper tickets
- prettier pitcher's mound
- tighter catcher's mitt
- better bat skills
- deeper dugout
- sweeter base to slide into
PLUS
- I ALWAYS hit it out of the park
- Im a switch hitter who plays ALL the bases & does all the postions
NO FOUL BALLS tho!
Yesssssssssssssssss
Someone should book a duo with us to give us both something to dream about.😌
(Yes I will turn anything into a shameless duo promotion 😂)
(Yes I will turn anything into a shameless duo promotion 😂)
October 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yesssssssssssssssss
BAYWATCH: NORTHERN LIGHTS
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BAYWATCH: NORTHERN LIGHTS
Look into my eyes
You're getting sleepy
You're getting horny!
You're craving juicy content
You're going to click the link below
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My OF is 50% off right now.
You're getting sleepy
You're getting horny!
You're craving juicy content
You're going to click the link below
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My OF is 50% off right now.
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Look into my eyes
You're getting sleepy
You're getting horny!
You're craving juicy content
You're going to click the link below
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My OF is 50% off right now.
You're getting sleepy
You're getting horny!
You're craving juicy content
You're going to click the link below
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My OF is 50% off right now.
Dorothy: Ruby slippers
D'arcy: hot pink heels
Dorothy followed the yellow brick rd
D'arcy toured that mother fucker
Dorothy clicked her heels 3x
D'arcy made em lick her heels
Dorothy was given a 🍭 by the Guild in Munchin Land
Darcy licked all the Guilds 🍭 & had a munchkin bukkake
We're different
D'arcy: hot pink heels
Dorothy followed the yellow brick rd
D'arcy toured that mother fucker
Dorothy clicked her heels 3x
D'arcy made em lick her heels
Dorothy was given a 🍭 by the Guild in Munchin Land
Darcy licked all the Guilds 🍭 & had a munchkin bukkake
We're different
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Dorothy: Ruby slippers
D'arcy: hot pink heels
Dorothy followed the yellow brick rd
D'arcy toured that mother fucker
Dorothy clicked her heels 3x
D'arcy made em lick her heels
Dorothy was given a 🍭 by the Guild in Munchin Land
Darcy licked all the Guilds 🍭 & had a munchkin bukkake
We're different
D'arcy: hot pink heels
Dorothy followed the yellow brick rd
D'arcy toured that mother fucker
Dorothy clicked her heels 3x
D'arcy made em lick her heels
Dorothy was given a 🍭 by the Guild in Munchin Land
Darcy licked all the Guilds 🍭 & had a munchkin bukkake
We're different
Happy 8th birthday to my bestie Scooter
October 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Happy 8th birthday to my bestie Scooter
So how long after Labor Day are you not supposed to wear white for?
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So how long after Labor Day are you not supposed to wear white for?
Happy Thanksgiving from your favourite turkey!
Who wants to stuff me?
Who wants to stuff me?
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from your favourite turkey!
Who wants to stuff me?
Who wants to stuff me?
The legs
The shoes
The side boob
The shoes
The side boob
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The legs
The shoes
The side boob
The shoes
The side boob
When the ring light hits just right
October 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When the ring light hits just right
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The GOLDEN ARCHES!
September 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The GOLDEN ARCHES!
Spread LEGS not RUMOURS
September 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Spread LEGS not RUMOURS
September 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's leg warmer season!
September 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It's leg warmer season!
Happy 48th birthday to me!
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Happy 48th birthday to me!