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Btw... Hi!
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Clearly I have the BEAVER part covered
Question is? Who's got WOOD! Preferably HARD WOOD!
I couldn't, in good conscience, throw this classic Canadian vintage relic away
Clearly I have the BEAVER part covered
Question is? Who's got WOOD! Preferably HARD WOOD!
- cuter uniform
- cheaper tickets
- prettier pitcher's mound
- tighter catcher's mitt
- better bat skills
- deeper dugout
- sweeter base to slide into
PLUS
- I ALWAYS hit it out of the park
- Im a switch hitter who plays ALL the bases & does all the postions
NO FOUL BALLS tho!
- cuter uniform
- cheaper tickets
- prettier pitcher's mound
- tighter catcher's mitt
- better bat skills
- deeper dugout
- sweeter base to slide into
PLUS
- I ALWAYS hit it out of the park
- Im a switch hitter who plays ALL the bases & does all the postions
NO FOUL BALLS tho!
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Dorothy followed the yellow brick rd
D'arcy toured that mother fucker
Dorothy clicked her heels 3x
D'arcy made em lick her heels
Dorothy was given a 🍭 by the Guild in Munchin Land
Darcy licked all the Guilds 🍭 & had a munchkin bukkake
We're different
D'arcy: hot pink heels
Dorothy followed the yellow brick rd
D'arcy toured that mother fucker
Dorothy clicked her heels 3x
D'arcy made em lick her heels
Dorothy was given a 🍭 by the Guild in Munchin Land
Darcy licked all the Guilds 🍭 & had a munchkin bukkake
We're different
Who wants to stuff me?
Who wants to stuff me?
The shoes
The side boob
The shoes
The side boob
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And
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PEER PRESSURE... cuz all the cool kids are doing it
And
PIER PRESSURE... cuz I'll literally push you off a dock if you don't join
😜😘😂
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