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Dylan Jenkins

@thedeejenks.bsky.social

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Designated Sports Friend from Seattle living in the 49th state. St. John's class of 2010

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Tim Jenkins @tjpilotsfan.bsky.social · 5h

The Mariners win can be directly attributed to "Humpy" the salmon winning the second Salmon Run of the night. It was Humpy's first career win.

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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 5h

Hell yeah brother

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 5h

To be clear, I'm not out here saying the dude's amazing or anything, I just hate having multiple dudes on the roster who we all know have zero chance of seeing the field.

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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 5h

I am desperate for Woo to be alright to start Game 1 or 2.
If not, process of elimination, Bryce I guess.

...but if Luke Jackson isn't gonna see the field (and probably shouldn't), then maybe Logan Evans needs to be on the roster in case you need innings.

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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

I can't believe the last 6 hours happened

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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

GOMS GOMS GOMS

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

Considering taking more drastic measures

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

I'm in Alaska and thought we'd have dinner after the game.

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

Think of how many people in the building tonight were in the building three years ago for 18 innings against the Astros

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

Legendary outing from Bazardo.

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

JON. BROTHER

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 7h

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

The last two PA I've wondered aloud about pinch hitting with Ben Williamson, and I do know how crazy that sounds

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

Earlier I accidentally hit a button and the TV went to something else. Wish I'd left it on whatever that was

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 6h

You've gotta be kidding me

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 7h

PLEASE

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 7h

Absolutely nails from Bazardo. Nails.

NOW CAN WE END IT, PLEASE

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 7h

Everything's coming up Batman Friday

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 7h

Same. It started sometime around the 9th

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 7h

I mean, I'm not breathing, but you know, generally speaking

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 7h

The worst thing about this booth - the most searing indictment - is the constant talking. Lay out, let the game breathe at some point

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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 7h

C'mon man

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 7h

Please, this inning. Please

Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 8h

If AJ Pierzynski walked into Puget Sound right now, I'd be a lot happier

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 8h

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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