Dylan Jenkins
@thedeejenks.bsky.social
Designated Sports Friend from Seattle living in the 49th state. St. John's class of 2010
Had some really great times as a kid at Wild Waves. Damn.
Wild Waves says it will close following the 2026 season.
Press Release - 12/10/25 - Wild Waves Theme & Water Park
wildwaves.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Had some really great times as a kid at Wild Waves. Damn.
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Jarred Kelenic - free agent, finished 2025 in AAA
Evan White - free agent, 12 PA in the last 3 years
Marco Gonzales - free agent, last in MLB in 2023, hurt in 2024
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Cole Phillips - Never pitched professionally
Jackson Kowar - w/Seattle still, fighting for final bullpen spot but out of options
Evan White - free agent, 12 PA in the last 3 years
Marco Gonzales - free agent, last in MLB in 2023, hurt in 2024
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Cole Phillips - Never pitched professionally
Jackson Kowar - w/Seattle still, fighting for final bullpen spot but out of options
The Brewers selected RHP Cole Phillips from the Mariners in the MiLB Rule 5 draft. Was the Braves second round pick in the 2022 draft. He has never pitched in a pro game because of injuries.
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Jarred Kelenic - free agent, finished 2025 in AAA
Evan White - free agent, 12 PA in the last 3 years
Marco Gonzales - free agent, last in MLB in 2023, hurt in 2024
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Cole Phillips - Never pitched professionally
Jackson Kowar - w/Seattle still, fighting for final bullpen spot but out of options
Evan White - free agent, 12 PA in the last 3 years
Marco Gonzales - free agent, last in MLB in 2023, hurt in 2024
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Cole Phillips - Never pitched professionally
Jackson Kowar - w/Seattle still, fighting for final bullpen spot but out of options
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Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.
That sound you heard is dozens of CFB people scrambling to record emergency or not-so-emergency podcats
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That sound you heard is dozens of CFB people scrambling to record emergency or not-so-emergency podcats
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The Egyptian Football Association is demanding that FIFA cancel its scheduled World Cup pride match that features Egypt vs. Iran in Seattle.
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Egyptian Football Association is demanding that FIFA cancel its scheduled World Cup pride match that features Egypt vs. Iran in Seattle.
I'm sorry, Michigan did whatnow
...now?????
...now?????
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm sorry, Michigan did whatnow
...now?????
...now?????
Not sure if Dan Hurley is more infuriating with or without his glasses
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Not sure if Dan Hurley is more infuriating with or without his glasses
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Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles
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The thing I try to explain the most to those who don’t live here is that the Nuzzis of the world live in Washington (the place that deserves your ire) and the rest of us live in D.C., a collection of diverse, mostly quiet, walkable residential neighborhoods with no federal representation
I live in DC. You think “official Washington” didn’t care what Trump administration 2 was likely to do?
Talk to someone who works at NIH. Or State. Or CFPB. Or DOJ. They all knew what was at stake. They were all scared + furious.
And reporters like Nuzzi saw none of it because they didn’t care.
Talk to someone who works at NIH. Or State. Or CFPB. Or DOJ. They all knew what was at stake. They were all scared + furious.
And reporters like Nuzzi saw none of it because they didn’t care.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The thing I try to explain the most to those who don’t live here is that the Nuzzis of the world live in Washington (the place that deserves your ire) and the rest of us live in D.C., a collection of diverse, mostly quiet, walkable residential neighborhoods with no federal representation
No one else is still awake, so I'll say it's fine that Jeff Kent got indicted.
The HOF is flawed, but remains awesome.
Cooperstown is so damn cool, as is the entire building.
The HOF is flawed, but remains awesome.
Cooperstown is so damn cool, as is the entire building.
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
No one else is still awake, so I'll say it's fine that Jeff Kent got indicted.
The HOF is flawed, but remains awesome.
Cooperstown is so damn cool, as is the entire building.
The HOF is flawed, but remains awesome.
Cooperstown is so damn cool, as is the entire building.
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I miss the days when a snubbed team would be motivated to dominate its bowl game, prove people wrong and finish on a good note.
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I miss the days when a snubbed team would be motivated to dominate its bowl game, prove people wrong and finish on a good note.
Not gonna forgive Notre Dame for this.
Notre Dame vs. BYU??? IN THE POP-TARTS BOWL???
That would have been awesome!
Notre Dame vs. BYU??? IN THE POP-TARTS BOWL???
That would have been awesome!
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Not gonna forgive Notre Dame for this.
Notre Dame vs. BYU??? IN THE POP-TARTS BOWL???
That would have been awesome!
Notre Dame vs. BYU??? IN THE POP-TARTS BOWL???
That would have been awesome!
I hate this so much. Maybe I'm in the minority, but Bowl games were awesome and still can be awesome.
What this tells me is that in an effort to not kill conference championship games, the committee stuck the knife deeper into bowl games
What this tells me is that in an effort to not kill conference championship games, the committee stuck the knife deeper into bowl games
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I hate this so much. Maybe I'm in the minority, but Bowl games were awesome and still can be awesome.
What this tells me is that in an effort to not kill conference championship games, the committee stuck the knife deeper into bowl games
What this tells me is that in an effort to not kill conference championship games, the committee stuck the knife deeper into bowl games
My god, Duke Football
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My god, Duke Football
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For 100 years colleges hired rah rah guys, military martinets and eccentric weirdos to coach football. Tonight, they have all been laid low by a man who looks like a church deacon who vivisects cab drivers by night.
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
For 100 years colleges hired rah rah guys, military martinets and eccentric weirdos to coach football. Tonight, they have all been laid low by a man who looks like a church deacon who vivisects cab drivers by night.
Yeah this looks like the same sort of thing MLBAM has pushed out to some broadcasts. I'm open to improvements, but as of right now it's deeply stupid, at least in every instance in which you could just REPLAY THE ACTUAL FOOTAGE
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yeah this looks like the same sort of thing MLBAM has pushed out to some broadcasts. I'm open to improvements, but as of right now it's deeply stupid, at least in every instance in which you could just REPLAY THE ACTUAL FOOTAGE
I'm supposed to be cleaning the house and watching college football today, and you're telling me the M's traded Harry Ford for (albeit probably a quality) relief pitcher?
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm supposed to be cleaning the house and watching college football today, and you're telling me the M's traded Harry Ford for (albeit probably a quality) relief pitcher?
@hollyanderson.bsky.social please tell me you just saw ABC do a slo-mo glamor shot of Kirby removing his glasses
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social please tell me you just saw ABC do a slo-mo glamor shot of Kirby removing his glasses
Not unlike some UW fans when Deboer left, seeing some w*zzu people acting like Jimmy Rodgers owed them something?
Yeah man, y'all have been handed some raw deals, no question. But also Rodgers and Dickert left for much, much, much better jobs. It's how the sport works? It's what coaches do?
Yeah man, y'all have been handed some raw deals, no question. But also Rodgers and Dickert left for much, much, much better jobs. It's how the sport works? It's what coaches do?
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Not unlike some UW fans when Deboer left, seeing some w*zzu people acting like Jimmy Rodgers owed them something?
Yeah man, y'all have been handed some raw deals, no question. But also Rodgers and Dickert left for much, much, much better jobs. It's how the sport works? It's what coaches do?
Yeah man, y'all have been handed some raw deals, no question. But also Rodgers and Dickert left for much, much, much better jobs. It's how the sport works? It's what coaches do?
I remain concerned this applies to all young athletes
me to NWSL players: you listen to too much drake.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I remain concerned this applies to all young athletes
Met the man and ate some of his barbecue a few years ago
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Met the man and ate some of his barbecue a few years ago
There's simply no need to do this. There's no need to play college basketball games in arenas without college basketball fans, and I'm also looking at you, "Players Era Tournament"
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There's simply no need to do this. There's no need to play college basketball games in arenas without college basketball fans, and I'm also looking at you, "Players Era Tournament"
Add this to the list of things that probably aren't the most consequential but are still appalling as all hell
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Add this to the list of things that probably aren't the most consequential but are still appalling as all hell