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ashley
@theebitchywitch.bsky.social
she/it
23
spoonie
the chronically illest
ur favorite virgo
a tattoo tour, because I’m getting more tehe
February 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
arby’s may have the meats… but do they have my will to live?
February 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
just had my last injection for my hair and now we’re letting it grow naturally who cheered??
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don’t need therapy I need to punch a Nazi
February 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I want to be the type of girl people write poems about

I don’t want to just be hot or cute, I want to be compared to the moonlight

I don’t want to just be nice and funny, I want to be told how I bright up a room with my presence

I don’t want to just be loved, I want to be truly appreciated
February 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
idk why I cough so much *hits vape* like my throat is burning and I don’t know why *chugs energy drink* and I’m super congested *eats food that triggers my acid reflux* and I’m losing my voice *screams at the top of my lungs* I genuinely don’t know what it could be
February 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
what I lack in body and mind I compensate in spirit (joking about my chronic illnesses and trauma)
February 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I’m so tired of dating apps where else can I meet cute older men :(
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
personally I like to call it jalapeño popper season but to each their own
My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up

She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
February 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I need a non committal non monogamous bf where I’m his favorite and he’s mine but we’re more like best friends who hook up from time to time so we have other partners too but also he calls me his wifey but playfully because I don’t wanna get married
February 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Reposted by ashley
I think it already is.

But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.

We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
Hey Mark do you think voters remorse will ever hit the magat crowd
I Doubt It
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’ll be doing monthly updates to see how my sex life is going to be this year 👍
January 31, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I want to be excited for this but after they fired Melissa for being anti genocide… it’s disappointing. no matter how many legacies they bring back, boycotting this movie for Palestine 🇵🇸
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
what if when hanging out as a group, one of the girls has an alarm that goes off and then says “its keagle time ladies”
January 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
look, I can handle one or two coyotes, I leave them alone and they’ll leave me alone. I heard one of them howl and a whole bunch start barking, yall am I cooked?! I am in my car during my break at work during a night shift btw
January 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
should I do a tattoo tour here
January 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
AWAWA
January 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
hello people :D
January 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM