E. von Bat
@theeldritchbat.bsky.social
Debilitatingly chronically ill wheelie goth book dragon. She/They. Panro Ace. Cakewife: @pinkchaospanda.bsky.social. Over 30.
Reading Tumblr: theeldritchbatreads.tumblr.com
Reading Tumblr: theeldritchbatreads.tumblr.com
Me at the vet cuz I'm pissed as hell & wasn't wearing my mirrored sunglasses so you could actually see my eyes for once.
*I have to laugh or I'll do someone a serious injury. Very nearly did myself one when we came out.*
Proud of myself for only cursing a little bit, but it was a close thing.
*I have to laugh or I'll do someone a serious injury. Very nearly did myself one when we came out.*
Proud of myself for only cursing a little bit, but it was a close thing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Me at the vet cuz I'm pissed as hell & wasn't wearing my mirrored sunglasses so you could actually see my eyes for once.
*I have to laugh or I'll do someone a serious injury. Very nearly did myself one when we came out.*
Proud of myself for only cursing a little bit, but it was a close thing.
*I have to laugh or I'll do someone a serious injury. Very nearly did myself one when we came out.*
Proud of myself for only cursing a little bit, but it was a close thing.
This is how your email finds me, by the fucking way. How I've managed to go this long while keeping my temper in check I have absolutely no fucking idea.
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
This is how your email finds me, by the fucking way. How I've managed to go this long while keeping my temper in check I have absolutely no fucking idea.
I really, really fucking hate being the only person in this fucking house with a brain sometimes.
I am shaking with rage at the moment. I just...
I am shaking with rage at the moment. I just...
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I really, really fucking hate being the only person in this fucking house with a brain sometimes.
I am shaking with rage at the moment. I just...
I am shaking with rage at the moment. I just...
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
These idiots are ruining my life but I love them.
These idiots are ruining my life but I love them.
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
These idiots are ruining my life but I love them.
These idiots are ruining my life but I love them.
Waiting for Corriedale like...
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Waiting for Corriedale like...
Anyway. Happy new year! We just have to wake up and we've made it through!
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Anyway. Happy new year! We just have to wake up and we've made it through!
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Bookending the decade...
Bookending the decade...
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Bookending the decade...
Bookending the decade...
Happy 35th birthday to my darling @pinkchaospanda.bsky.social! You've managed to make it through to another year of you! I'm incredibly proud of you for everything you've been doing lately. You're stronger than anyone ever gives you credit for, including yourself, & I'm grateful to be your teammate.
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Happy 35th birthday to my darling @pinkchaospanda.bsky.social! You've managed to make it through to another year of you! I'm incredibly proud of you for everything you've been doing lately. You're stronger than anyone ever gives you credit for, including yourself, & I'm grateful to be your teammate.
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT! 91 DAYS! Fighting intense burnout and overexhaustion and then it's the busiest time of the year even without that and then having even more dumb shit happen in the household (which increased the burnout and overexhaustion), but I managed!
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT! 91 DAYS! Fighting intense burnout and overexhaustion and then it's the busiest time of the year even without that and then having even more dumb shit happen in the household (which increased the burnout and overexhaustion), but I managed!
(Very) rushed video of what it's like. Easier to do when it's wet cuz it doesn't velcro but I also have to part it while it's wet to retrain the part, so I was trying to move quickly. I may put it up in a hawk at some point, but I have to have the energy, so it's not happening any time soon.
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
(Very) rushed video of what it's like. Easier to do when it's wet cuz it doesn't velcro but I also have to part it while it's wet to retrain the part, so I was trying to move quickly. I may put it up in a hawk at some point, but I have to have the energy, so it's not happening any time soon.
It's giving Zorg but it feels really good to have the hawk cut in! Now the rest just needs to get long enough to cut how I want and we're cooking.
The itch to shave it all off is really, really bad, but here's hoping I can outlast it long enough to at least *try* what I want.🤞🏻
The itch to shave it all off is really, really bad, but here's hoping I can outlast it long enough to at least *try* what I want.🤞🏻
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's giving Zorg but it feels really good to have the hawk cut in! Now the rest just needs to get long enough to cut how I want and we're cooking.
The itch to shave it all off is really, really bad, but here's hoping I can outlast it long enough to at least *try* what I want.🤞🏻
The itch to shave it all off is really, really bad, but here's hoping I can outlast it long enough to at least *try* what I want.🤞🏻
What did he do this time!?
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What did he do this time!?
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
I didn't post it here. It's legit one of the best presents I've ever gotten.
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I didn't post it here. It's legit one of the best presents I've ever gotten.