bex.
@theelurkqueen.bsky.social
haitian-american. 26. lover of megan thee stallion. me and the lord are working on it.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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see what happens when you don't mind your business 😭😭😭😭
August 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
see what happens when you don't mind your business 😭😭😭😭
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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
everyday my belief in the 'we all died in 2020, and we're in hell' theory grows stronger bc WTF do you mean tiffany haddish and jason lee are expecting AND the president of these united states was just on the roof of the white house?????
August 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
everyday my belief in the 'we all died in 2020, and we're in hell' theory grows stronger bc WTF do you mean tiffany haddish and jason lee are expecting AND the president of these united states was just on the roof of the white house?????
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Damn Tory Lanez got stabbed. Kinda wanna throw something on the grill.
May 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Damn Tory Lanez got stabbed. Kinda wanna throw something on the grill.
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He's lying. Fell on glass 🤭
Tory Lanez was reportedly stabbed in prison and rushed to a nearby hospital, TMZ reports, citing multiple sources
Tory Lanez Stabbed in Prison, Rushed to Hospital
This isn't how Tory Lanez wants to get out of prison, but he is -- after suffering a prison yard stabbing so bad, he needs hospital treatment ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
May 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He's lying. Fell on glass 🤭
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My papa would’ve ate at the met😌 #metgala #blackdandyism
May 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My papa would’ve ate at the met😌 #metgala #blackdandyism
LYFT HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND
March 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
LYFT HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND
it's over yall! right in the middle of my scrolling 😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
it's over yall! right in the middle of my scrolling 😭😭
crazy request...
but i understand 🙂↕️
but i understand 🙂↕️
God if you can't make him mine... make him yours. Amen 🙏🏾
a cartoon character named bugs bunny is standing in front of a green fence
ALT: a cartoon character named bugs bunny is standing in front of a green fence
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
crazy request...
but i understand 🙂↕️
but i understand 🙂↕️
what the FUCK is a cognitive virgin???
January 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
what the FUCK is a cognitive virgin???
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- now what’s what I call a nap 2024.
December 26, 2024 at 5:33 AM
- now what’s what I call a nap 2024.
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Hold up nie!
December 15, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Hold up nie!
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Everything does not need mainstream exposure. Black ppl are too welcoming and I hate that for us ☹️
December 13, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Everything does not need mainstream exposure. Black ppl are too welcoming and I hate that for us ☹️
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"My dragon is gone." 🥀
Oh boy, thank you Love & Depression 😭
Anyway, reminder my comms are open until mid Jan! ✨
[ #loveanddeepspace #恋と深空 #illustration #イラスト ]
Oh boy, thank you Love & Depression 😭
Anyway, reminder my comms are open until mid Jan! ✨
[ #loveanddeepspace #恋と深空 #illustration #イラスト ]
December 11, 2024 at 8:47 PM
"My dragon is gone." 🥀
Oh boy, thank you Love & Depression 😭
Anyway, reminder my comms are open until mid Jan! ✨
[ #loveanddeepspace #恋と深空 #illustration #イラスト ]
Oh boy, thank you Love & Depression 😭
Anyway, reminder my comms are open until mid Jan! ✨
[ #loveanddeepspace #恋と深空 #illustration #イラスト ]
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I still prefer physical copies of books lol
December 10, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I still prefer physical copies of books lol
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just spent money again idk how much more of this i can take
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
just spent money again idk how much more of this i can take