I'm at Dumbo right now. I'll need a while to catch up.

Like, really, this is something we should investigate.

I have lots of friends. Plenty. And they're awesome. And a hot girlfriend. But they go to a different school. You wouldn't know them.

Same as ever for ever and ever

We're going higher. To the treetops and beyond. Do you know what a bitch it is to get here? If I'm coming all the way to Electric Avenue I assure you we are taking. it. higher.

This is basically a visit to your cardiologist who said "You didn't die on your way over here."

Be careful what you wish for. Down that route lies NBA uniform roulette/madness.

Grudges are like customers: Out costs way more to replace them than to keep them. So my thinking is bite the bullet, give your grudges what they want and avoid the hassle of recruiting a whole new round of grudges.

Genuine question: What is his leverage over them? Why would they sign such deals?

I'm your fifties the calculation isn't so much "will I stand up too fast," as much as "do I need to get up at all," and whether you made a sound tactical choice in picking a chair so far from the bathroom.

But I've been diving into pools of salmon sperm and beef tallow all weekend. What will I do with my Saturday nights now?