TheEmmyGoesTo
@theemmygoesto.bsky.social
Drive fast, leave a sexy corpse.
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TheEmmyGoesTo
@theemmygoesto.bsky.social
· Jan 19
It's so fun to sit around and wonder which of my rights will be taken away first.
Instead of a place that makes dirty coffee or dirty sodas I need one that makes fancy electrolyte drinks. Dirty LMNT if you will.
January 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Instead of a place that makes dirty coffee or dirty sodas I need one that makes fancy electrolyte drinks. Dirty LMNT if you will.
Are they turning Dusty buns into a school shooter??!
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Are they turning Dusty buns into a school shooter??!
I can't believe Des Plaines is pronounced Des Plaines.
August 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I can't believe Des Plaines is pronounced Des Plaines.
Me: I'm a very chill person.
Also me when the toilet paper is going under, not over: this is my 13th reason.
Also me when the toilet paper is going under, not over: this is my 13th reason.
July 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me: I'm a very chill person.
Also me when the toilet paper is going under, not over: this is my 13th reason.
Also me when the toilet paper is going under, not over: this is my 13th reason.
Someone better tell the cast of Love On The Spectrum they can stop paying taxes.
April 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Someone better tell the cast of Love On The Spectrum they can stop paying taxes.
Me, rejoining a call: sorry about that my dog was barfing
April 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me, rejoining a call: sorry about that my dog was barfing
I love that the pope stayed alive long enough to tell jd Vance he's a piece of shit and then was like okay I'm ready to be picked up now.
April 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I love that the pope stayed alive long enough to tell jd Vance he's a piece of shit and then was like okay I'm ready to be picked up now.
Unless you've been verbally assaulted by Edward James Almost I don't wanna hear about it
April 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Unless you've been verbally assaulted by Edward James Almost I don't wanna hear about it
If I was murdered and my story was on a true crime podcast and one of the ad taglines was PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK I would come back from the dead just so I should kms
April 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If I was murdered and my story was on a true crime podcast and one of the ad taglines was PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK I would come back from the dead just so I should kms
How come the only things that are infectious are diseases and laughs?
April 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
How come the only things that are infectious are diseases and laughs?
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Autism is not a disease and these kids are not damaged, despite what HHS Secretary Kennedy says.
April 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Autism is not a disease and these kids are not damaged, despite what HHS Secretary Kennedy says.
Gaga's Coachella set is the only thing keeping me alive
April 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Gaga's Coachella set is the only thing keeping me alive
I tried using the fact that my child is a Gemini to explain to their teacher why they're having behavioral issues in class.
April 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I tried using the fact that my child is a Gemini to explain to their teacher why they're having behavioral issues in class.
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⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
March 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
Hello 911? Yes I need a way to add my TBR list directly to libby.
March 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hello 911? Yes I need a way to add my TBR list directly to libby.
Marriage is fun because you decide you'd rather die in a tornado than continue to argue about the safest place to shelter during a tornado.
March 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Marriage is fun because you decide you'd rather die in a tornado than continue to argue about the safest place to shelter during a tornado.
I really do not want to hear about people who voted for him and now regret it. It doesn't fucking matter. The damage is done.
March 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I really do not want to hear about people who voted for him and now regret it. It doesn't fucking matter. The damage is done.
I spend a lot of time worrying about if my dog loves me or not.
March 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I spend a lot of time worrying about if my dog loves me or not.
I will not rest until there is a season of love is blind where half the people are hot and half are absolute trolls.
March 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I will not rest until there is a season of love is blind where half the people are hot and half are absolute trolls.
Lol remember when it was peak pandemic and all we had to live for was Exile feat. Bon Iver
March 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Lol remember when it was peak pandemic and all we had to live for was Exile feat. Bon Iver
With how much they trained us on stop drop and roll I thought I would see people go up in flames many times a year. It hasn't once happened.
February 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
With how much they trained us on stop drop and roll I thought I would see people go up in flames many times a year. It hasn't once happened.
When I was in 5th grade my nightly homework was to read 35 pages a night and now, 25 years later I still get anxiety if i read fewer pages than that per day.
February 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
When I was in 5th grade my nightly homework was to read 35 pages a night and now, 25 years later I still get anxiety if i read fewer pages than that per day.
Me, 2 minutes before entering Buc-ee’s: I don’t get it, it’s a large gas station??
Me, 18 minutes later: if we lived near here this would be where we come for dinner!!!
Me, 18 minutes later: if we lived near here this would be where we come for dinner!!!
February 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me, 2 minutes before entering Buc-ee’s: I don’t get it, it’s a large gas station??
Me, 18 minutes later: if we lived near here this would be where we come for dinner!!!
Me, 18 minutes later: if we lived near here this would be where we come for dinner!!!
Hey google, why do my kneecaps shiver?
February 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hey google, why do my kneecaps shiver?
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson