The Pole Enchilada
@theeonlyphoenix.bsky.social
📍 Indy is 🏠 🌈An inconsequential queer who consistently FAILS to look on the bright side of things.
A lover of music, gay 💩, horror movies, pro wrestling, pop culture, fashion, and the sexually liberated.
Your body is beautiful, not an apology 🖤
A lover of music, gay 💩, horror movies, pro wrestling, pop culture, fashion, and the sexually liberated.
Your body is beautiful, not an apology 🖤
Pinned
Heard this was the place for current/soon to be X refugees...
Howdy y'all 🤠
Howdy y'all 🤠
The only Thanksgiving dessert he's interested in is cakes...
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The only Thanksgiving dessert he's interested in is cakes...
Your Build-A-Bear before you take him off the shelf and start customizing him 🧸
May 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Your Build-A-Bear before you take him off the shelf and start customizing him 🧸
One of life's greatest joys is when the universe loudly signals to you that you're allowed to move on.
May 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
One of life's greatest joys is when the universe loudly signals to you that you're allowed to move on.
Busy (teddy) Bear 🧸
April 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Busy (teddy) Bear 🧸
Said he wanted a lime with his tequila, so I threw this 🍑 on the table...
April 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Said he wanted a lime with his tequila, so I threw this 🍑 on the table...
It's really a shame what happened to that Nessa Rose girl... But she had some nice shoes
RIP
RIP
April 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's really a shame what happened to that Nessa Rose girl... But she had some nice shoes
RIP
RIP
Temporary Sunshine, No Ariana ☀️
April 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Temporary Sunshine, No Ariana ☀️
Dark skinned men in overhead lighting... The trumpets sound in satisfaction 🎺
April 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Dark skinned men in overhead lighting... The trumpets sound in satisfaction 🎺
4 months into the year, and I can solidly say that 2025 is shaping up to be a helluva lot more satisfying than '24 😌
April 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
4 months into the year, and I can solidly say that 2025 is shaping up to be a helluva lot more satisfying than '24 😌
If I could just find some way to go to work, and leave my thighs at home 🤔
April 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If I could just find some way to go to work, and leave my thighs at home 🤔
For the next few hours... He's for the streets.
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
For the next few hours... He's for the streets.
Currently looking for my tyrant...
April 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Currently looking for my tyrant...
His body was like satire.
Too serious to be taken seriously.
Nothing but thighs, dick, and chest
A heart of gold cased underneath
Too serious to be taken seriously.
Nothing but thighs, dick, and chest
A heart of gold cased underneath
March 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
His body was like satire.
Too serious to be taken seriously.
Nothing but thighs, dick, and chest
A heart of gold cased underneath
Too serious to be taken seriously.
Nothing but thighs, dick, and chest
A heart of gold cased underneath
One way or another, the sun will rise... So why shouldn't I?
March 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
One way or another, the sun will rise... So why shouldn't I?
Made out and went down on bae, and the only thing I have to show for it is catching his chest cold.
The homosexual lifestyle is a SCAM 😞
The homosexual lifestyle is a SCAM 😞
March 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Made out and went down on bae, and the only thing I have to show for it is catching his chest cold.
The homosexual lifestyle is a SCAM 😞
The homosexual lifestyle is a SCAM 😞
"you haven't met everyone in this life who's going to love you."
Remind yourself this, ESPECIALLY in your more isolated moments.
Remind yourself this, ESPECIALLY in your more isolated moments.
February 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"you haven't met everyone in this life who's going to love you."
Remind yourself this, ESPECIALLY in your more isolated moments.
Remind yourself this, ESPECIALLY in your more isolated moments.
Married & open bro just excitedly texted me.
His wife is headed to Vegas tonight with a few girlfriends and she gave him the go-ahead👌🏼 to get pounded and bred while she was gone. I just love making marriages stronger 🤤
His wife is headed to Vegas tonight with a few girlfriends and she gave him the go-ahead👌🏼 to get pounded and bred while she was gone. I just love making marriages stronger 🤤
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Married & open bro just excitedly texted me.
His wife is headed to Vegas tonight with a few girlfriends and she gave him the go-ahead👌🏼 to get pounded and bred while she was gone. I just love making marriages stronger 🤤
His wife is headed to Vegas tonight with a few girlfriends and she gave him the go-ahead👌🏼 to get pounded and bred while she was gone. I just love making marriages stronger 🤤
I get why a lot of people don't find him funny. His style of comedy is very niche; hyper physical improv with a (authentic) homosexual bend. Works for some, not for others...
If his act was anything like his nudes, then he'd be selling out stadiums 🤤
If his act was anything like his nudes, then he'd be selling out stadiums 🤤
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I get why a lot of people don't find him funny. His style of comedy is very niche; hyper physical improv with a (authentic) homosexual bend. Works for some, not for others...
If his act was anything like his nudes, then he'd be selling out stadiums 🤤
If his act was anything like his nudes, then he'd be selling out stadiums 🤤
My misunderstood, complex, complicated angel ❤️🖤
February 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My misunderstood, complex, complicated angel ❤️🖤
I honestly think the space-time continuum glitches a lil bit every time a bottom bottom-shames another bottom.
Like, sis, the call is coming from inside the house and he's got both of y'all holes gaping
Like, sis, the call is coming from inside the house and he's got both of y'all holes gaping
February 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I honestly think the space-time continuum glitches a lil bit every time a bottom bottom-shames another bottom.
Like, sis, the call is coming from inside the house and he's got both of y'all holes gaping
Like, sis, the call is coming from inside the house and he's got both of y'all holes gaping
This boi only had 2 good hours of sleep last night. But he's still cute, so he gon' be alright
February 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This boi only had 2 good hours of sleep last night. But he's still cute, so he gon' be alright
Disassociating from reality when life gets to be too much to stomach USED to be fun.
Now it's terrifying simply because of the fear of falling victim to misinformation or failing to catch a piece of news that directly affects your livelihood.
Now it's terrifying simply because of the fear of falling victim to misinformation or failing to catch a piece of news that directly affects your livelihood.
February 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Disassociating from reality when life gets to be too much to stomach USED to be fun.
Now it's terrifying simply because of the fear of falling victim to misinformation or failing to catch a piece of news that directly affects your livelihood.
Now it's terrifying simply because of the fear of falling victim to misinformation or failing to catch a piece of news that directly affects your livelihood.